Ever had one of those days that start off normal, and end up with you on all fours, covered in cum, taking dick in both ends? 'Cos I have. It all began with a phone call from Brad, my friend from college.
"Hey man," Brad said, as I answered the phone. "Long time no speak. How you been?"
"What's up man?" I replied. It must have been a couple of years since we last spoke. Now we'd finished college it was hard to find the time to meet up. "I'm good. It's good to hear from you."
"Likewise man, likewise. You still hitting the gym?"
"Was just about to go actually, yeah." I replied. In actual fact I was lying in bed, but it was past 11:00am and I didn't want to seem lazy.
"Awesome man, that's awesome...." Brad said, before going silent for a couple of seconds.
"Sooo, is there any reason for this call?" I enquired to Brad, sitting up in my bed and rubbing my eyes. "I mean, it's been a while since we spoke..."
"I uhh, I got a favour to ask you," Brad said. I could sense a hint of hesitancy in his voice.
"Go for it man," I said. If I could help him out, I would.
"Well, uhh, I don't know if you heard but I was in an accident last week. Nothing serious, just some fucking idiot going into the side of my car at a junction."
My eyes widened. "Oh fuck! I didn't hear!"
"Yeah. It's a pisser. Anyway, the only real damage to me is a broken leg, but unfortunately that means I can't work for a couple of months..."
I thought I knew where this was going. I'd have loved to have helped him, but I didn't have much money myself. I was only just getting by in my job as a personal trainer. "Listen man," I began, "you know I'd help you out if I could but I'm completely skint at the moment. Is there no one else you could c-"
"I'm not asking for money," Brad interrupted. "I wouldn't do that. I'm asking that you...cover for me. Do my job. The boss says if I can't find my own suitable replacement for while I'm out of action then I'm fired. You're about as suitable as it gets..."
This was unexpected. I wondered what it was that made me suitable. "I see." I replied, slowly. "What's the job?"
"Promise you won't hang up?" he interjected.
"Why would I hang up?" I responded. "Just tell me what the job is."
Brad cleared his throat. "Okay. I'm a servant."
"A servant??" I spluttered. "What, you managed to get a job in Victorian London? Who the fuck has servants?"
"Let me finish," Brad said. "'Servant' is a loose definition. I work for this like, mega-rich dude who throws parties every Saturday for his friends. I go, serve them drinks, get them what they need, that sort of thing."
"Okay...." I reply, slightly confused. "I've never done anything like that in my life. Why the fuck would I be suitable?"
"Let me finish," Brad said. He took a deep breath, as if preparing himself for what he was about to say. "The 'parties' are sort of, specialist. The men who attend them are all gay. My job is to walk around with not-a-lot of clothes on, and give them something to look at."
I sat bolt upright in bed. "Dude, what the fuck?"
"I know," he replied quickly. "I know how it sounds, alright? But it's not so bad, honestly. They pay £1000 for every shift. It's good money, y'know?"
"It'd have to be good money to do that." I quick snapped back. "Is it not totally fucking humiliating? And why the fuck do you think I'm suitable?"
"Mate, I've seen your body. You have a physique very similar to mine. Toned, muscular, but not overly so. They call it being a 'twunk'. Plus..." he said, dropping his voice to a whisper, "I know you're not aversed to the idea of being with a guy..."
"Oh come on," I protested. "I sucked you off like one time, and we were both drunk! I've had a girlfriend for the last three years!"
"So you've already done more than what I'm asking you to do tonight! Please man, the absolute worst that could happen is one of them slaps your ass. They aren't deviants, they won't make you do anything you're uncomfortable with. It's £1000 to show your body off in some skimpy clothes for a few hours. What's the harm?"
I mulled it over. When put like that, it sounded quite tempting. I could make in a night what it usually takes me nearly a month to earn. And if Brad's out of action for what, two months? Eight Saturdays equals £8000. That sort of money would make a huge difference.
I cleared my throat. "Fucking hell, I can't believe I'm about to say this. Fine. Tell your boss I'll turn up tonight. Tell him it's a trial run though. If I'm not comfortable I'm leaving..."
"Oh mate you fucking legend!" Brad said loudly. "I'll text you the address. When you get there go round to the left side of the main entrance to a little blue door. That's your entrance. You enter into a little nook where you'll see a small clothes rack with your uniform on. At 8:00pm exactly you walk through the next set of double doors and your shift begins. Thanks again man."
"You owe me." I said, as I hung up the phone.
Well, this changed my plans for the day. I got out of bed and stood in front of my mirror, naked. I did have a good body. More toned, like a swimmer. Similarly hairless too. I looked down at my cock, sitting soft between my legs at maybe just over five inches. Bigger when hard, though. Then I turned round, inspecting my ass. It was big. Bouncy. I gave it a little wiggle and smile, before going to get dressed.
Once dressed, I checked my phone to see Brad had messaged me the address. If the shift started at eight, I figured getting there at 7:30 would make sense. I continued with my normal routine, my head filled with thoughts about what the night may bring, up until about 7pm. Dressed in a pair of joggers and a white t-shirt, I got into my car and began the drive to my workplace for the night.
The roads were quiet, so I arrived at around 7:20pm. The house, or mansion, was absolutely huge; whoever lived here could easily afford to pay a guy a thousand to look sexy for the night. I parked my car round the side of the building and got out, looking for the blue door Brad had told me about. Once I'd found it, I hesitantly opened it and made my way inside.
The room I entered into was small, and dimly lit. It was empty, save for the small clothes rack in the corner I'd been told about, and a note on the floor. I picked up note. It read:
'Please find your attire for the night on the nearby clothes rack. Brad may have told you only to come through at 8, but you may enter the rest of the house at 7:30 to familiarise yourself with the layout. Do not come up stairs. At 8pm my guests will begin to arrive. I want you to greet them cordially and show them into the piano room. Address everyone you meet as 'Sir'. Do not be afraid to show a bit of personality. You may be nervous, but we don't want robots. You will find your payment in cash, in this room once your shift ends.'