I light of the comments by "Anonymous" I have decided to make a list of things I shall never do as long as I write.
1. We the people do hereby swear never to describe a world in which male pregnancy can happen. Ever.
2. We the people do hereby swear never to make a really good monogamous couple have a threesome for NO GOOD REASON WHATSOATALL. You know who you are.
3. We the people do hereby swear never to make characters unnecessarily miserable and useless, even if they're totally submissive power-bottoms.
4. We the people do hereby swear never to write more than a few lines of song lyrics, even if a character is singing said song. If readers can't work out the songs from the clues provided, they should have their Rainbow Badges confiscated.
Enough with all that then.
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Fenris dreamt. He was wrapped in heavy coats that weighed him down; he was getting uncomfortably hot in all the clothes and began to shout out for someone to help get him out of them. A hand reached into his line of sight and he grabbed at it gratefully. He pulled on the hand but it turned into a long claw that slashed at him. He tried to pull away, but he couldn't get enough distance between the claw and his throat.
"Freddie!" a voice crashed into his dream and he woke with a start.
Fenris' eyes snapped open and he sat up, breathing heavily. At first, he was still half-asleep and he turned from side to side to avoid the claws that vanished like trails of smoke in the morning air. He stopped his rapid turns and wiped his brow, swatting at the sweat that clung to his hair.
"Freddie, are you okay? You were moaning and I thought I should wake you up." Owen had a concerned look on his young face.
"No, it's... I'm fine." He grumbled, scratching at the daily growth of stubble that would have taken a normal man a week to produce.
"So.... Aliens huh?" Owen had his eyebrows raised and a smirk that worried the werewolf intensely.
"I'm sorry man. Caesar gets a little weird sometimes, but he's a good guy." Fenris tried to smile, but he was too exhausted to lift his cheeks enough to pull it off.
"He's one sick puppy alright." Owen glanced quickly at Fenris but didn't get any response from the tired werewolf.
"You can say that again," Fenris lay back and Owen giggled, Fenris sat up and realised a moment later that he wasn't wearing any clothes.
'Fuck!' He thought to himself. 'They must have torn when I transformed.'
"Do you always sleep naked? Things must have gotten a bit hairy last night." Owen choked down a bubble of laughter, but Fenris still didn't notice the wording.
"Mmmm, yeah, hairy." Fenris parroted before catching up with the rest of the boy's sentence. "Wait? What?"
Owen stood up, placed his hands on his hips and bent down over Fenris. He made a playful growling noise and then swiped at the werewolf's furred chest. Fenris considered his next move, goldfishing wildly.
"You could have told me that you occasionally turn into a giant... thing, but noooooooo. I had to be scared out of my knickers when you come clomping through the trees at some ungodly hour and come and rest your head on my lap for the rest of the night."
Caesar popped out of the ground in front of Owen and shouted "BOO!" at the top of his lungs. The young man jumped back in shock and proceeded to chase the elderly werewolf around the campfire, apparently unfazed by the old man's ability to appear from thin air. This momentary delay gave Fenris time to think of something witty and intelligent to say.
"Uhhhh..." he croaked, blinking stupidly. Owen stopped chasing Caesar and stood over Fenris.
"Don't worry about it, I wasn't offended or anything. It was quite nice really; your fur is very soft." Owen giggled again and sat down next to the confused werewolf.
"At least this way, we can finally be honest with each other." Fenris breathed out. "So for starters, you should know that my name isn't Freddie."
"Old news I'm afraid. I worked that one out when you were drooling on my legs. You're not called something tacky like, I don't know, Romulus?"
Fenris blushed and turned away quickly, masking his crestfallen expression. He was proud of his name, even if it was a bit pretentious. Fenris was a great wolf who had bitten off a god's arm after tricking him, and the young werewolf was happy to share the name of the first of his ancestors.
"I take it that Caesar's some sort of ghost then, given his propensity for walking on air and passing through solid objects."
"Well not exactly, but you get the gist." Caesar was scowling at his secret being revealed, but he was more cross that he had given the game away even before Fenris' escapades. "Is that it? There's nothing else that might come up later is there?"