It all started a few years ago when a friend of mine invited me to a Halloween party. I couldn't think of what outfit I was going to wear until one night when me and a few good friends found ourselves in Hooter's. I couldn't help but think that my friends would have one hell of a laugh if I showed up looking like one of the Hooters girls. I went up to the counter and asked if they sold the shorts and shirts that all the girls were wearing. The girl at the counter told me yes and the next thing I know I am putting a short pair of orange shorts and a tee shirt on my visa.
The next day I bought a wig at a local store and some balloons which I figured I would use as tits. A few days later I dressed up and went to the party. As I had hoped, everyone really enjoyed my costume. All night long everyone at the party came up, tweaked my enormous tits and had a good laugh. I was having a great time and even won the costume contest but it was getting late and I thought I should leave while I was still able to drive. This was a bad decision because I was already way to trashed to drive.
I got on the highway and tried my best to stay between the white lines but obviously I wasn't doing to well since I saw the flashing lights of a police car behind me. I was terrified because I knew I was trashed and there was no way in hell the boys in blue were not going to notice it. I work for an insurance company and if they found out I was drinking and driving, my career would be over.