I used to live in a small apartment, in Los Angeles, with my roommate Jake. One night, while I was sitting in the living room watching T.V., the door opened and Jake burst in. He seemed to be really upset.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"I broke up with Lisa," he replied.
"I'm really sorry, man!" I said.
"She told me she's in love with another man!" Jake exclaimed.
"That makes it even worse. What can I do for you, buddy?" I asked. I really wanted to cheer him up.
"I don't know. I just want to relax and think about it," Jake said.
"Do you wanna watch a movie or something?" I asked.
"I rented a really good one from the video store last night," he said reluctantly.
"What's it about?" I asked, pleased to see that he wanted to leave behind the whole "Lisa affair."
"It's a prison movie. You know: guards, cons, jailbreaks etc. Go bring a couple of beers and I'll put on the videotape," he said.
It was a really hot summer night, so I was wearing just a pair of jeans. When I came back from the kitchen, I saw Jake sitting on the couch in his underwear.
"I can't stand the heat!" he exclaimed.
"Yeah, it's too damn hot in here!" I said and sat down.
In the opening scene of the film, the prisoners were in the showers. Suddenly, one of them grabbed another guy's cock and started jerking him off. A few minutes later, the first guy was on all fours and the other prisoner was fucking his ass. I looked at Jake.
"The guy at the video store must have given me the wrong tape!" he said trying to find an excuse for himself.
"Wrong tape or not, someone is really turned on!" I said staring at his dick, which was standing at attention underneath his briefs.
"The truth is that I'm sick and tired of women, Tom. I've decided to turn on men!" he said.
"You must be joking!" I said laughing.
"No, I'm not. I've seen you in the shower, Tom. Your ass is really sexy. I want to be the first to take you!" Jake said.
"I'm sorry but I can't do that, man!" I protested.