Seducing a straight man is the Holy Grail for a lot of gay men out there. For me, it's always been easy. I see the alpha hunk that I want to be fucked by, I flirt and let him know I'm available, and I sit back until he comes to me. Some dudes who are total bottoms like I am make the mistake of being too clingy or too desperate when they decide to pursue a straight man. That gives them the scent of desperation, and it's why they fail where I succeed. Hetero hunks and delicious daddies like to feel like they're the ones making the decision, like they're the ones conquering. But when I give a man who swore that he was 100% straight the best orgasm of his life, there's no doubt in my mind that I'm actually the one in control. That I'm the one who conquered a straight alpha jock stud.
"Nathaniel," the new office intern, Craig, said to me, "It must be so easy for you to get laid. You're kind of a catch, dude. If I were gay, I'd hook up with you in a second." Craig was a little bit tipsy; he was just some dumb college jock. I've only been working on reeling him in for a few weeks now, and already he was putty in my hands. Ripe for the picking.
And yet...
I already had my eye on a bigger prize.
One that wasn't here at Happy Hour because he didn't drink.
One that was so squeaky clean that all of my usual tactics were having absolutely no effect on him.
The man I was craving, the man I was needing to have a taste of, the handsome daddy who was absolutely rocking my world, was named Grayson Nash, and he was the new CEO at the tech startup I worked at. I knew the minute I saw his name in the press release announcing his hiring that the dude was gonna be fucking hot. And then he showed up on his first day of work. He was tall and muscular, with chiseled, handsome, all-American looks. This man was truly a blonde god. His daddy energy was off-the-charts, and he had the dictionary definition of "big dick face." In a tribal society, he would have clearly been the leader of the pack, respected for his stature, power, virtue, and righteousness.
When he met me and shook my hand, his deep blue eyes twinkled at me and his grip immediately conveyed benevolent dominance over me. I could clearly make out the manly physique underneath his perfectly tailored suit. I had to have this man.
But there was a slight problem. He was a family man. He was a man of God. He was some lucky woman's husband and they were parents to a bunch of kids. He was a pillar in his local religious community. My usual tactics were not going to work on him.
In addition to being incredibly sexy, successful, and charming, Grayson had something else. He took a genuine interest in me. He wasn't the type of boss who just saw me as somebody to make him money, or as an office drone. He saw me as a human being. He actually made the effort to get to know me and mentor me. He was such a genuinely good person.
So, you see, for the first time in my life there was a straight man that I wanted, and I couldn't figure out any tactics that were going to help me get him. Some stupid jock like Craig just wasn't going to cut it anymore.
I kept pounding shots, ignoring Craig as he kept rolling up his sleeves and unbuttoning the top buttons of his shirt to try to entice me. My mind was completely focused on Grayson, and yet no good ideas came to me.
It shouldn't be this hard. Men are an easy combination to unlock. I've got a cute face, a toned twink body, and a bubble butt that most girls would kill for. I make six figures as a 24-year-old, as I was one of the first employees at a tech startup that became extremely popular. I've got a sexy car and an awesome apartment. I'm not used to having doors closed to me.
But a principled man of God? In 2022 America! Such an absurd, anachronistic obstacle for me to have to deal with in my quest for quality cock.
"Man, I'm so fucking horny tonight," Craig said as we shared a cigarette outside.
He was really laying it on thick. But I wasn't in the mood tonight, so I booked him an Uber to get home, as he was in no condition to drive. My apartment was only a few blocks away. I would walk home.
It was a Friday night, and I was without a cock to suck, without a muscular alpha to stick his big fat daddy dick up my butthole. For a young, rich, cute guy like me, it was a fucking crime.
As I was walking toward my building, I noticed a stranger. Oh, great, some bum... drinking a forty out of a paper bag right in front of the lobby door. Hopefully, he wouldn't accost me or beg for change. As I got closer, I realized I was either really drunk or really desperate, as I noticed the bum was actually kinda cute. He didn't look crazy or homeless or anything. Just a lower-class drunk white straight dude who didn't get any pussy tonight. We were in the same boat, in a way. Maybe...
"Don't even think about it, Nathaniel," I scolded myself. "Just hope he doesn't pull a gun on you or rape you or something."
Pull a gun. Or rape.
Wait a second.
Eureka. It was like a lightbulb lit up over my head.
"Hey man," I said to him. "I'm Nathaniel. I'm about to order a pizza. How would you like to come up and split it with me?"
He seemed a bit unsure, eyeing me cautiously, so I engaged in a bit of conversation with him.
He called himself "Buddy." I didn't know if that was a pet name or his actual name or what, but it also didn't matter. I found out that he was out of work because the factory he worked in had closed and shipped his job to China. He had two kids to feed and a wife at home who was on his back constantly because he couldn't bring any money home.
"Well, Buddy," I said. "Today is your lucky day. I have a business opportunity if you want to come up and share that pizza. My treat." By now, I'd softened him up enough, or he was hungry after drinking so much, and he agreed.
I was going to walk Buddy through what I wanted him to do: Break into the office when Grayson and I were there alone, force us to strip, and then force us to fuck.
As we took the elevator up to my apartment, I began to have second thoughts. What if we went through with this, and then Buddy got caught and ratted me out to save himself? What if somebody got hurt? What if there was an accident and Grayson got shot? And his 5 kids would have to grow up without a father. All because I had so selfishly concocted these machinations to get a throat and butthole full of their dad's sperm.
I let Buddy into my apartment and ordered the pizza. Buddy helped himself to one of my beers and spread himself out on my sofa. He lied back and put his hands behind his head, exposing his armpit hair. Buddy wasn't completely unappealing himself; he had a certain blue-collar sex appeal, and he looked good in his wifebeater. Maybe I should just blow him and call it a night?
But why have a cheeseburger if you can afford to dine out on expensive filet mignon? There was never going to be another chance to be with a supreme gentleman like Grayson. I deserved to experience being fucked by the very best of the best, and that's what Grayson was. Whatever the risk was, if I didn't do this, I would spend the rest of my life wondering, "What if?"
After Buddy and I finished our meal, I told him the amount of money I could pay him if he helped me out with something, and his eyes immediately lit up. My apartment was so chic that there was no doubt that I had that kind of dough.
"But, Buddy, I'm afraid that what I'm going to ask you to do is... well, some people might consider it to be slightly unethical. If that's a problem for you, I wouldn't blame you for walking away now. But I promise you that nobody will get hurt, and there's no way you could possibly be punished for it. Are you willing to hear me out?"
He nodded his assent, so I explained to him that I wanted to suck Grayson's luscious dick, and I wanted Grayson to fuck my cute ass, and I needed Buddy's help to facilitate that. As I explained it, I felt a strange jolt of excitement. I had never had an idea quite this depraved before. The look of bewildered shock on Buddy's gruff, manly face was kind of a turn on. I emphasized to Buddy, in case he was worried, that nothing in any of this would physically hurt Grayson at all. It was going to be pleasurable for him, and, hey, he just might learn something about himself along the way.
Buddy looked absolutely disgusted, and, at times, angry. I thought that he was going to kill me for daring to suggest he take part in this sick and disturbing act. I didn't fully gauge his reaction, though, because I was starting to believe my own bullshit. The more I talked about it, the more fascinated I became, the more convinced I was, and the more arrogant I got about it. When he finally objected and expressed doubts, I repeated the amount I was willing to pay him. It was an offer that he just couldn't refuse, and I had the ability to pay in cash. I could feel him equivocating and beginning to come around to the idea.