This took place back in the late 90's to early 2000's. I was a computer tech working in a computer shop that did all kinds of repairs and upgrades for the customers. I told the boss when I hired in that I didn't want to go out to the customers, that I would rather work here in the shop and do any repair or upgrade to their computers. And he was fine with that. We had another guy that did all the in-home stuff.
One day the boss came up to me and said, "Jim, I need a big favor from you." When I asked him what it was he said, "I know you don't want to go to people's homes, but Mike called off today and one of our biggest customers is home having problems with his home computer. He owns a business and we do a lot of work for them, so I really REALLY need you to go check on his computer for me".
Now when the boss comes to you and he's practically begging you to do something, it only makes sense to do it for him. He's been a good boss and I like the way our relationship is now, don't want to jeopardize it So I packed up some stuff and headed out.
I got to his house and met Steve. I asked him what was wrong with his computer and he told me that it starts really slow and really drags a lot when he's using it.
Little background on Steve, he owns a small chain of gyms in the county. And you can tell he spends a lot of time working out. He stands about 6' 3" and weighs probably 200 pounds and not an ounce of fat on him. My self, I am 5' 8" around 140 and not a lot of muscle on my body.
So I sat down at his computer and shut it down, so I could see how long it was taking to boot up. It was going pretty slow and when it finally loaded up, the AOL Messenger opened up and instantly 2 messages popped up. One said, "Hey man, how about I come over and suck the nice cock of yours?" and the other was, "Steve, my ass is missing your cock. How about giving me a really good fuck today"
I clicked on the messenger and closed down the messages. I went in and found that he had all kinds of stuff opening up when it started up, so I cleared out all of those programs that were hogging up the memory and making it run slow.