Early freshman year at a Colorado University, walking back from a Friday night party, I bumped into Dan; we recognized each other from orientation and the dorms. He was a floor above me in a dorm called "Halls", a dorm where they stowed the Freshman athletes. We talked a bit and Dan suggested we keep drinking as, obviously neither of us hooked up, it was only midnight and he had a six pack in his room. Off we went. Dan was heavily recruited for his hockey skills and was at college as a prelude to pro hockey. He was very good looking, about 6ft. tall, broad chested, thick ass thighs, ripped, black hair and blue eyes.
We were pretty loaded when Dan started telling me about his "problem". He claimed his cock was so thick that the women he has been with can't take it and are often too scared to try.
I laughed at him and told him he was full of shit. My cock is big, a true 9 inches long by 6 inches around. In high school the girls loved it and always said is was by far the biggest cock they'd ever seen so I was not impressed by his shit-talking.
He just kept going on and on about how he couldn't even get a decent blow job because the head would not fit into any of the women's mouths who were brave enough to make the attempt.
I thought he was really getting ridiculous. I jeered, "Look man, I've got a big fat cock and women love it. I've never heard of this kind of 'problem', and I think you're full of shit. "You probably have a pencil dick."
Surprisingly, he didn't get pissed at my accusation at all. He just said "I wish I was bullshitting you. I'd love to have just an averaged sized cock."
"Okay buddy", I said, humoring him, "what are you packing 12?"
"No", he said, "it's not the length that's the problem. It's the girth."
"Well," I said, "women have always told me that it's thickness that really counts. They love the fact that mine is nice and fat."
"Yeah," he said, "that's cool, but there's fat cock and there's fat cock... if you know what I mean." "Uh huh," I continued humoring him, "well, mine is 6 inches around."
Now he was starting to get irritated. "You really don't believe me huh? Maybe it's you who is full of shit -- maybe your cock is more like 4 inches around not the 6 you claim!"
"Oh yeah," he said, "how 'bout the loser sucks off the winner?"
"Alright if you want to suck me off that's all right with me."
He began laughing again and said "highly unlikely buddy, highly unlikely." I thought Dan was getting nervous at this point because he wanted to go over the contest rules. "Now, it's a girth contest right? We'll measure how many inches around the cocks are and the thicker one gets sucked, agreed?"
"You got it," I said, "no problem."
"Have you sucked cock before?"
"No way man and I don't intend to."
"Me neither but I hope you're a good first timer. I could use a good blowjob!"
"I was just thinking the same thing," I told him.