He could not be mad at Klaus. After all, the guy was working himself to the bone. Apparently, being rich didn't mean sitting on your butt, by a pool, eating ice cream or something. But Jake had to admit that he felt restless without being able to talk to the guy. He had wanted to call a few times but felt guilty at the thought that Klaus was getting too little sleep as it was.
A week was not that long. More than half of it was gone, anyway. Sunday, Klaus was going to be back.
And then what? They were going to have plenty of crazy sex. That was for sure. But after that? More crazy sex perhaps. Jake groaned and buried his face in the pillow. He was going to have to jerk off again, he thought his dick would be raw by Sunday if he wasn't careful.
The cheerful chime of an incoming message made him jump and hurry for the phone.
"I am sorry we cannot talk. I gave Hans your number. I thought you might like to talk to him. And here is his."
Jake sighed. But it was nice of Klaus to think that he was bored. And as he was a gamer, maybe he could convince Hans to play online with him. That was a good plan for killing time. So, without thinking too much, he called Hans.
"Hey, good morning cutie, thanks for calling," Hans's voice came through, friendly and energetic.
"Hey, man. Oh, shit, sorry. It's like six o'clock where you live, right?"
"Seven, actually, but don't worry. I'm an early riser."
Jake could hear someone else's muffled voice somewhere in the background.
"When is a good time to call? And sorry again. It sounds like you have someone over."
"Yeah," Hans said happily. "A very special guy."
Now Jake could distinctively hear someone kissing. Good, now he was ruining others' fun because he had none. He felt pretty much like an ass.
"Sorry about that," Hans came back. "This guy is just too kissable."
Hans obviously wanted to brag about his boyfriend. And Jake didn't mind. Actually, he was pretty interested.
"Would you guys be interested in some PvP? You name the hour. Or maybe your boyfriend is not into that?"
"Stephen? Oh, he is. But he is not my boyfriend. Just some crazy awesome one night stand."
Now Jake could swear that sound was a well-aimed pillow smack over Hans's head.
"Well, like 7 or 8 one night stands, to be fair, although I'm not counting the times we did it and it was not during nighttime," Hans joked again.
"9 nights," Jake heard someone yell in the background.
"Wow, like coup de foudre or something," Jake remembered Klaus's words from that night. He had even looked it up on the Internet.
"I guess you could say that. And how are you? Did Elsa still behave like a frozen bitch around you?"
Jake roared with laughter. The sudden image of Klaus singing Let It Go, while extremely careful about his gloves was making him hysterical.
"But I suppose not," Hans supplied his own explanation, while Jake was trying hard to regain his breathing. "What did you do to the guy, Jake? Be honest. Where do you keep your kryptonite and what is it?"
"What do you mean?" Jake managed to speak again.
"Come on, don't be a teaser. Klaus is smitten with you."
"He is?" Jake could feel the bubbly excitement growing inside his chest.
"Well, I don't recall ever hearing him say that his lover must be getting bored and that he needs to do something about that. Or use any occasion to mention you, completely out of the blue."
Jake's ears twitched.
"Like what? Tell me."
"Swear you're not going to be a kill stealer and we can negotiate something," Hans teased.
"Come on, man. You know I'm good. No kill stealing, I promise."
"Well, for instance, just yesterday, one of his business associates, a woman in her late sixties, mind you, complemented him on his looks and told him he should be named the most beautiful man in the world. He thanked the lady and told her promptly that she would be wrong, because he had already met the most beautiful man in the world, and he found he had nothing on that guy. Guess who he was talking about? Should I give you a hint? His name starts with J."
"He didn't," Jake protested, but his entire body was starting to get warmer and warmer.
"Oh, yes. And he even dared to insult my beloved to my face."
"Oh, shit," Jake murmured. "What did he do?"
"I introduced Stephen to him. And he just said, while still shaking his hand: My Jake is cuter."
"Fuck me," Jake mumbled.
"I suppose he did plenty of that, right? He had that 'I fucked all night' look all over him when I went to welcome him at the airport."
"I don't know if I'm supposed to tell," Jake smiled. "But, yeah, he did."
"I'm glad for you. You sound pretty happy," Hans commented.
"I think I am," Jake admitted.
"Good. It was about the damn time for him to settle down."
"Oh, it's not like that," Jake said. "He told me we would break up."
Hans remained silent for a moment.
"He did? That is rather strange."
"I mean, I suppose he doesn't want me to get all clingy and annoying. It's okay. I mean, you warned me, too, right?"
"I guess," Hans sighed. "But I've known Klaus all my life. I don't remember him ever being like this. He might have changed his mind."
"I can assure you he didn't. He was pretty clear about it, too. Like he always is. You know. Serious."
"Well, I will not fight you over this. But are you really sure, Jake? And how do you feel about it, by the way?"
"It doesn't really matter. It's not my choice, anyway."
"Hmm, I beg to differ. If you managed to make the almighty Ice Lord swoon over the mere thought of you like a schoolgirl, you can change his mind, too."
"He's just a horny bastard," Jake searched for an explanation.
"Horny? Maybe. But Klaus is the kind of guy who sets his sex schedule so that it doesn't interfere with his important business deals. I'm telling you, Jake. Whether you want to or not, you are already changing him. He is sharp like always, but he even smiles from time to time now. When he speaks of you."
"He's only been there for like four days or so. How did you see all this?"
"Because I have spent part of my time this week helping him with this business project. He practically begged me to get involved so he could finish early and head back to you."