During the Vietnam war, I was drafted by the Marine Corps and was quickly expelled when I was caught sucking off a fellow draftee. He was severely disciplined, but I was kicked out of the Corps.
I was a cocksucker with exceedingly good skills that served me well. Got me out of the Corps, didn't it?
I decided to head down to Florida to catch some rays and hopefully finding a sugar daddy that appreciated a good cocksucker.
I made my way to highway 301 and began hitching. My first ride came from an old farmer ferrying some produce to market. I offered to suck him off and he stopped quickly and ordered me out. Damn, some guys just don't appreciate a good BJ.
Took me several hours to catch another ride and it was surprisingly from a mature lady. She said I reminded her of her grandson who was serving in the Vietnam war and felt sorry for me. Otherwise, she would not have picked me up.
For some unknown reason I was getting a stiffy. I could not explain it as I'm as queer as a 3-dollar bill, and this old broad was anything but attractive. I began rubbing my cock thru my jeans. Soon I had a full-blown boner. My cock was tenting my jeans. The old broad took notice and said, "I will suck your cock, if you will perform cunnilingus on me." I was unfamiliar with the word cunnilingus, but figured out the old broad wanted me to eat her.
I was not opposed to get sucked off, but had never eaten pussy before. I preferred sucking cock.
Sensing I was in agreement, she found a secluded area to pull off the road. She fumbled with releasing my cock by unzipping my fly. My hard cock sprang forth. Then came a surprise as she removed her dentures. I was about to get a gum job. She was down on my cock in a flash. As good of a cocksucker as I was, I was not going to need to give her pointers. This, obviously, was not the first cock she ever sucked.
I had always heard that men were much better cocksuckers than women, but this old broad would make you wonder about that. She was slurping and gumming me with gusto and applying awesome suction. Damn I was fast approaching orgasm. I blew a hot load in her mouth causing some to come out her nose. I howled with pleasure. I may have had one of my best BJs ever.
The old broad looked up and smiled and licked her lips savoring the last drops of my spunk. "Time for you to do me," she said.
"I'm rather inexperienced at this," I said.
"If you need pointers, I will help," she said.
She was pulling down her panties when her hairy bush came into view. Sticking out of her bush was her elongated clit. Damn it looked like a tiny cock. Caused me to chuckle. With the great BJ I had just received, the least I could do was to respond in kind.
I got into position and flicked out my tongue contacting her clit causing her to jerk and moan. The next swipe of my tongue pierced her pussy lips. The old broad groaned and pushed her cunt onto my face. I began tongue fucking her always making contact with her clit. She began to tremble and secrete he pussy juices. I loved the taste of her juice. Not as much as male spunk, but it was quite good.
"Good job, keep it up," she bellowed.
I was tonguing away when I decided to suck her clit like a tiny cock. I sucked her elongated clit in my mouth and began sucking it. The old broad began to thrash and buck about making it difficult to suck her clit but I held on. With a loud scream, the old broad orgasmed gushing her orgasmic juices. My tongue, lips and face where awash with her secretions. I lapped up as much as I could.
"Not bad for an inexperienced lad," she said.
She took me another 20 miles down the road before dropping me off. I quickly caught another ride with a farmer hauling a load of hay. I was ready to suck some more cock.
