Slowly at first, almost imperceptibly, I began to hear birds. Birds? Where the hell did the birds come from? Still groggy, I stretched out and rolled to my back. The hotel bed was unusually soft this morning, and the light quite bright in the room. My mind began to clear, when the memories of the night before began to flood back in my mind. Remembering some of the activities, I bolted upright to see if anyone was with me. To my relief (or was it disappointment?), I found myself alone.
Looking about, I found I was in an exquisitely decorated room. From my vantage point in the large, 4-postered bed, I saw a mix of antiques and artwork that rivaled anything I've seen in a bedroom. The French doors were opened to a small balcony, and the deep blue sky was set against the hills of California wine country. This, I thought, would make an excellent postcard.
As I swung my feet to the carpet, I realized I was completely naked. As a more vivid recollection about the night's adventures came back to me, I realized the substance around my chest, neck and chin could only be dried cum. To my surprise, I smiled to myself as I rose from the bed. At that point, I saw the coffee service next to the bed. I continued to be impressed with the service at this B&B that Robbie brought me to, but couldn't believe they could come and go so quietly. Furthermore, I began to worry that maybe they knew what had happened the night before. I can't imagine how the entire house could sleep through the most amazing orgasm of my life! Well, I thought, Robbie must have gotten up early and brought the coffee in. I looked around, but saw no sign of any of her things, or even her bag.
Not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, as they say, I stood up and stretched and slowly walked over to pour myself a cup of coffee. Looking down as I turned a cup over, I saw my cum-dried pubic hairs pressed around my limp cock. I laughed to myself when I realized I had no morning erection, probably because my cock couldn't get hard for another week after the night we'd just spent.
At that point, the bedroom door opened and in walked the most stunning young woman I'd ever seen. She was about 5" tall, and must have only weighed 100 pounds. She had shoulder length brown hair and hazel eyes. Here black and white French maid outfit was one of many-a-fantasy. "Sir, it's good to see you up again, I was wondering how late you'd sleep after the night you had!" she said with a smile. I frantically looked about to find something to cover myself with, and she just laughed. "Don't bother yourself with modesty here, sir. My name is Debra, but you can call me Deb if you like. I'm here to attend to your every need." The way she said every, I began to worry that my cock would grow in front of her. I stammered a response, and tried, unsuccessfully, to act nonchalant as I poured my coffee. She giggled, and told me that there was nothing to be ashamed of. "Let's get you cleaned up and ready for brunch now" she said as she effortlessly moved about the room, making the bed and taking clothes from the dresser. "Although I daresay it's almost after lunch," she continued.
She came around the bed and took me, still speechless, by the hand and led me to the bath. The large Jacuzzi reminded me of the night before, and I again had to try to keep my cock from growing. "I've taken the liberty of drawing the bath for you, sir" she said as she led me to the tub. Please settle in and I'll be right back. She left as I lowered myself into the warm water. Damn, I thought, I need to pee! I quickly stepped out and glanced to see if she was coming back. I began to relieve myself of the previous nights excesses, when I felt her hand reach around me and gently hold my cock. "Now don't go getting any ideas," she said, but one of my favorite duties is helping the gentlemen relieve themselves in the morning. It's always such a rush to see your cocks so fat and flaccid as your pee in the morning." I tried to say something again, but only opened my mouth in astonishment. As I finished, she expertly shook the drops from my cock and told me to come back to the tub.