"Please no."
"Please, I'm begging you," Frank, my best friend, said. He wanted me to repay a small favor I owed him by going on a week long family cruise as his plus one.
There was no way I was doing it. None of our friends from school had ever met any of his family, but eventually they all started hating them because of what they knew about them, all from Frank. I had met them a few times myself, I hated them too.
"Please," he said again.
"I'm not going on a cruise with your family. You said your parents are assholes. And they proved it too. I'm not going."
"Please," he repeated, this time on his knees in front of me.
"I like this view of you," I told him slowly and deeply. He looked up innocently. His big brown eyes were so cute.
"Might as well suck my dick since you're down there. Might change my mind," I teased with my deep voice, wanting to see if it would rile him up. Without even thinking about it he proceeded to undo my belt. Fortunately I was wearing belted pants, things might have gone differently if I hadn't been. I held his hands before he could pull my junk out. I did want him to suck my dick, but not like this, not in exchange for my soul.
"It's been a while since I've seen you like this," I told him, his chin between my fingers as he slowly stood up.
"You said your parents are old timey everything-phobic people. Wasn't that your first description of them?"
He looked away guiltily, then, in a low voice, "yes."
"Then why do you want me to go so badly?"
He hesitated for a second, seemingly trying to find the right words to convince me to sell my soul.
"Look, you're so cool and everyone likes you. Maybe you'll make my dad change his mind," he said. I laughed. I ticked all the boxes of the things his dad didn't like. Not to mention, I didn't come from a fancy shmancy family like he did. The only time we'd really met it was awkward as hell, we had absolutely nothing in common, especially since I felt like I was being judged the whole time.
I knew Frank was lying though. He just wanted me there to annoy his father like last time. And also to keep him, Frank, company, but mostly the former.
"Didn't you say this was a revenge get-together? I'm not adding myself into your family drama."
Frank rolled his eyes. He'd talked about the cruise for a while, perhaps hoping that I'd sacrifice myself and ask to come. I hadn't, I'd only nodded in obvious disinterest. His mother had left his father for an equally rich man so his father had arranged this cruise at the same time as hers and invited the whole family, and even some of her family. Was he hoping to make memories? Did grumpy rich people like him even have souls? I didn't want to find out. But I owed Frank.
"Why didn't you invite that boy you like?"
He feigned ignorance.
"Who?"
"You said you made out with some hot guy last week in the club. Why didn't you invite him?"
He groaned, "it's not going as smoothly as I hoped, I think he was just being a slut. And isn't it a bit too soon to be inviting him to meet my family?"
"It's too soon for me too. Your dad's an asshole."
"A rich asshole."
Frank had stopped being shameful about sucking up to his dad for money. In our second year of college he'd tried to distance himself from his family, and they'd responded by distancing their wallet from him. Since then he'd started doing whatever they wanted, only complaining about their demands when he was among friends.
His begging eyes were breaking me.
"Please."
...
"Thank you all for coming, it's been a long road leading up to this point..."
I tried to hide my eyeroll as I tuned Frank Sr. out and instead tried focusing on the food in front of me. He was going on and on about how we, including me, an almost total stranger, were his nearest and dearest family. His emotions seemed programmed.
The subtext of his whole speech seemed to be his soon to be ex wife, who wasn't even there to hear it. Despite his cold demeanor, he looked better than he did the last time I'd seen him. He was definitely in better shape, it was even visible through the suit. I didn't fucking care though.
I looked at the better Frank beside me.
"Double favor," I whispered. He definitely owed me for this lost week. He rolled his eyes at me. I lost myself in my thoughts again as Senior went on and on about whatever the hell he was talking about.
I was abruptly taken out of my thoughts by an elbow to my ribs from Frank. I looked to see the people had begun eating and I was the only one not eating. My eyes locked with Sr's for a second, and I could feel his condescension tainting my food.
I felt so out of place. I was really probably the only one whose complexion was darker than the white paint of the ship. I laughed at myself as I ate. I didn't bother looking up this time, I knew that just my presence was attracting too much attention.
"Well that was a fucking nightmare," I said as I got into my shared room with Frank. He laughed at me. He knew I couldn't do anything about his smugness now.
"Every fucking second of it," he added, still laughing.
"Doesn't sound like it. I can't believe you talked me into this," I complained with my head in my hands. He came and sat beside me on the bed and put his arm around my shoulders.
"It's only a week man calm down," he said. He was enjoying my pain.
"I can't believe I'm wearing a suit for this," I said.
"Calm down man," he said, his hand caressing my chest.
His touch felt more than friendly, then it got more than friendly as it moved lower to my belly, then to my crotch.
"Why are you doing this?"
"Just calming you down. We've got a couple of hours before dinner," he whispered.
It was way too soon for us to be fucking around, but I thought "fuck it" and let him do whatever he wanted to me. I did the work for him, removing the belt and undoing the button and the fly and revealing myself to him. I was hard and ready.
"Fuck, this stress might not be so bad after all," he said. I laughed dryly as he jerked me off. The initial touch of his tongue almost made me cry out loud, but in this place I knew I couldn't, so I clinched my eyes shut as he worked on me.
"The door is locked right?" I asked. He ignored me as he continued sucking me off, and I took that as a yes.
I removed everything else without his detachment from my body, I didn't want to get my fancy suit sweaty and smelling like sex so soon. I told him to do the same. Without removing his mouth off me, he removed his blazer, then his shirt. His toned body was hot and I wanted to see more. He kicked off his shoes and socks.