Being a sexually active bisexual guy, while exciting, also has its very real responsibilities. Safety is always a concern for me, so despite my penchant for promiscuity, I do practice safer sex and get myself tested for everything every six months or so.
STD clinics are perhaps the un-sexiest places on earth -- institutional and cold. Charts and pamphlets line the walls detailing every possible social disease in extremely unappealing detail. Videos play warning of the lurking dangers of every sex act. It's enough to make one become celibate.
So when the nurse called my number, sex was the last thing on my mind. She led me to the examining room, asked me the usual questions, and then prepped me for some tests. I was wearing a hoodie and jeans; both of which I had to take off.
The hoodie was too thick for me to roll up my sleeve, so I took it off and she drew some blood. She then had me drop my pants and pull back my foreskin so that she could insert a cotton swab into my penis (ouch). I was kind of embarrassed that I didn't have any underwear on, but she didn't seem to notice. She did notice my upper body however, and commented on how fit I was.
I was flattered...I do keep my 5'7" frame toned with yoga and swimming and appreciated her compliment. I always keep my cock, balls, and ass shaved smooth, so I suppose to her I was looking very porn star-ish. And while I have full cock sucking lips and a youthful face, my endowment is too average to be porn material.
The nurse told me to sit tight as the doctor would be in soon. She left as I pulled up my pants. I reached for the hoodie when the doctor walked in. He was a tall man...at least 6'2" or so and looked to be well into his 40s. His prominent nose and strong jaw suited his receding jet black hair. His blue eyes, slim build, and handsome presence made him look like a soap opera doctor.
He reached out his hand and smiled. I was still shirtless as I shook his hand. We sat down as he looked over his chart and then looked up at me kindly.
"Ben?" he asked. I gave a brief nod. He introduced himself as Doctor Alan, but insisted, "Call me Ted".
The good doctor went through his chart and then asked me a few questions. "Just routine," he assured me.
"How many sexual partners have you had in the last six months?"
"Uh...six, I think."
"And were they men or women or both?"
"Both."
"Was it mostly men or women?"