Chapter Thirty-Five -- A Game Of Cat And Mask
Banning alcohol on campus grounds? That's tight! And wrong, of course, but, supposedly, we should tread lightly, or else we might end up canceled. This time, we'd say, The Implacable Team has just gone too far! How are the students of Sunny Hill going to lose their innocence now? How can they get rid of inhibitions and prove, once more, the truthfulness of that old adage -- in vino veritas? We don't know what's in beer, if truth's in wine, but let's leave such academic debate for another time.
Connor Williams, through means we know close to nothing about, has the ear of our Dean of Students, hence the new -- tight! -- policy on the consumption of alcohol at campus parties. We said 'close to nothing', so, Connor, watch out! We'll dig and dig and find out how you managed to convince our dear -- usually so kind and understanding in regard to students' mishaps and alcohol-imbibed endeavors - Mr. Preston that such an idea would be good for the overall wellbeing of the student populace.
"For real?" Maddox asked, putting his phone on the table and looking at him.
Rusty shrugged. "Unlike His Douchiness Connor, I don't have Preston's ear. I have no idea."
"I think it's a stretch and Xpress, like usual, is jumping the shark here," Kane said. "I mean, it's not like the college regulations regarding student life ever said that we can drink our asses off."
"Yeah, 'cause we're responsible kids," Rusty argued. "I mean, it's not like anything bad has ever happened."
"So far," Dex intervened in the conversation from his corner.
"Are you the devil's advocate or something?" Rusty questioned. "I mean, whatever, it's not like I care. I prefer to get drunk on life."
Maddox and Jonathan snickered and elbowed each other, as if they knew some joke he wasn't privy to.
"What?" he asked and gave them the evil eye.
Dex ignored his interest in the two lovebirds and continued his argument. "I'm not the devil's advocate, but I'm sure that Connor, if he really has Preston's ear, must have told him that alcohol at parties might have some bad consequences, and that was enough to scare him into listening."
"Listening, yes, but not this," Kane said. "I mean, I'll have to see it to believe it. Most probably, it's going to be some reinforcement of the rules and regulations already in place, such as for underage drinking and all that."
"Well," Dex said, after he consulted his phone, "it looks like it's more than that, because the powers that be are already advertising a few more jobs for campus safety officers. What does that tell you?"
"That we're going to be safer?" Rusty offered sagely.
"Safer from ourselves?" Dex asked. "Look, I'm only saying. This might be just the beginning. If Connor has enough power to get campus policies modified and measures are taken to enforce them, measures that involve spending more money on security, that says a lot. Next thing you know, he might ban parties altogether."
"We're seniors, we should focus on graduating," Kane said. "I mean, it might not affect us, personally, that much. Maddox and Jonathan have each other. Just look at them." Rusty looked, just as Dex did, only to see that those two were getting lost in the singular world of each other as usual. "You and I," he pointed at Dex, "we like our occasional beer, and we're studying most of the time. And Rusty here, well, he said it. He gets drunk on cat boys and baby dudes."
"I didn't say that," Rusty protested. "I said life."
Kane smirked. "So, cat boys and baby dudes aren't life?"
Rusty scoffed, annoyed by his friend's logic. "Yeah. Still, there's just one of them. One cat boy. One baby dude. That's all. I have limits."
"Surprisingly, yes," Dex said under his breath. "Anyway, back to this new campus drama, Kane, even if it doesn't affect us, shouldn't we be a bit wary of this little dictator in the making that Connor is turning into? Preston, let's admit it, he's a soft guy, easy to influence. Connor might just be practicing the efficacy of his methods of persuasion. Who knows who his next target might be?"
"Wait," Maddox intervened suddenly, "can we really be sure that Connor is behind all this? That might be only Xpress's speculations, as far as we know."
"It sounds like something he'd do. Plus, only last weekend, he tried to crush a party and destroyed a lot of bottles and even a beer keg, according to witnesses," Dex said. "You know, if it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's a duck."
"Too bad it's not Donald Duck," Rusty concluded with a joke. "Leave it to me, boyos. Does Connor want to banish fun from Sunny Hill? Well, I'm here, and I'm a freaking superhero."
"Rybalt, don't you think it's a bit too ambitious to take on that crazy bunch of assholes?" Dex asked with a sly grin.
Rusty put his fists on his hips and pushed his shoulders up, in as much of a superhero impersonation as he could muster. "Don't worry about me. You, boys, see to your studies and your beer stash. I will give Sunny Hill reasons to believe that Connor's dark reign is not here to stay."
"Okay, man, cheers to you." Dex raised his beer. "Wait, you don't suppose they're going to start checking on our personal supplies?"
"That would be a stretch," Kane started again.
Rusty didn't wait to hear more as the argument renewed between the two besties and turned on his heel. Well, the fact that Connor was acting like such a major douche could work to his advantage. The shittier his opponent was, the cooler he'd be, right? Yeah, Connor was fucking stupid, making so many enemies among the students of Sunny Hill. Eh, it wasn't his business, anyway, how Connor chose to meet his social demise.
***
Rusty observed with satisfaction the reactions of those who stopped in front of the big poster he had made and plastered all over the bulletin board, right on top of an announcement put there by S.H.I.T. for one of their obnoxious meetings intended to lecture the guys and gals of Sunny Hill on how to give up a life of debauchery and choose to kiss His Douchiness's ring instead.
Maybe he was no artist, and the pic was pretty grainy, since it was just a screenshot from the little video of his first public performance that had circulated online, but he had done a good job with the font and, of course, the message. Forget about withdrawal! Get high on Rybalt! Each Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night at ten, on the roof of a random building on campus! Magic, music, entertainment!
What he was doing could probably qualify as disruptive, but if anyone with half a brain thought Connor and his shitheads had a right to do what they were doing, he was very much entitled to the same rights. And, of course, it was important for him to test his audience and see what resonated with them. The world was yet to become his oyster, but the little world of Sunny Hill could very much serve as his lab to experiment in.
"Can you believe it? That guy is going to sing again," one girl giggled into another's ear. "He's so sexy!"
"We're so totally go to watch and hear him again," the other agreed. "Maybe we can get a selfie!"