Author's note: thank you for reading, everyone! JRSON, I think people around Rusty would expect him to figure this out on his own! Exluke1, thank you for your concern, and I believe that this time around there won't be other major interruptions. Rusty is thinking of some things, and they'll be revealed in time. KAMS, Rusty's naughty mind will go places, lol. Princera - yes, you are right, Dex is not yet in a relationship, and he will be... but that won't happen for a long time.
Thank you again, and I hope you'll enjoy the new chapter! Also, if you post a comment anonymously, it helps if you leave some sort of signature, so that I don't repeat 'anon' without being clear who I'm talking to.
Now let's get ready for some locker room fantasies :)
Chapter Eleven -- Do You Ever Dream Of Cat Boys?
Matty played with the straw by pushing it to hit the bottom of his glass and watching it being pushed back by the laws of physics.
"It looks to me like you're developing a little bit of an obsession," Rusty said, stopping his mind from wandering.
"What obsession?"
Rusty grinned. "It's a bit loose, but I think it's about penetration." He pointed at Matty's glass. "We'll get to that in our lessons."
Talking about penetration over breakfast at a fast-food place near campus seemed an unlikely way to begin the day, but there they were, and Matty couldn't say that he was surprised. With Rusty, everything was new, fun, exciting, and by laws of nature yet to be discovered, naturally surprising.
"So," Rusty continued without waiting for a reaction from him, and taking a large bite out of his hamburger, "what's your type?"
"My type?" Matty dallied. He needed to tread carefully. If Rusty began guessing that Matty was crushing on him, all bets would be off, for sure. That would make things awkward between them. Therefore, he needed to play it cool but without appearing like a pathological liar. "I'm flexible, I think."
"Hmm." Rusty examined him with his intense green eyes.
Matty licked his lips and looked away, and then sipped at his soda, pretending that everything was normal. Yeah, right. He had spent the night in the guy's bed. The temptation to shout his victory from the top of his lungs was high, but the logical part of his brain took over. "What's the 'hmm' for?"
"You're flexible, and yet, not one guy has ever been good enough for you. Are you like one of those chicks with a list?" Rusty asked.
Yes, if the list said, tall, blond, kinky, and his name was Rusty Parker. Of course, Matty needed at least a couple of pages to list everything he liked about Rusty, but in a nutshell, that was it. "What kind of list?" he dallied again.
"You know, no older than twenty-seven, playing the piano like Liszt, seven feet tall, in possession of a chauffeur and an army of help, battle scars from his stint in a third world country where he saved a bunch of kids from hunger while learning another -- the seventh -- foreign language... do you need me to continue?"
"I don't have a list like that," Matty said.
Rusty continued to examine him with narrowed eyes.
"What? I don't," Matty insisted.
"You're not getting away," Rusty warned him. "We'll do a short quiz. But you'll have to answer without thinking. If you take too long, I'll discard the answer."
"What if I say 'no'?"
"We'll be here all day," Rusty threatened.
"Fine." Matty sighed. "Go ahead."
"Hair color?" Rusty began immediately.
"Blond." Matty wanted to bite his tongue.
"Eye color?"
"Green." Fuck, he needed to think ahead if he wanted to fool Rusty. If he asked about height, he'd say average.
"Top or bottom?" Rusty wasn't playing by the rules.
"Both."
"Excellent answer. Momma's boy or the apple of daddy's eye?"
"Just eye candy is enough."
"Smartass," Rusty said under his breath. "Do you ever dream of cat boys?"
"What?" That was a question he hadn't expected.
"I'll take that as a 'no'," Rusty said and seemed slightly disappointed.
"I like cats," Matty offered, although he felt like the moment was lost.
"How would you feel," Rusty said slowly, his eyes on Matty as if he wanted to hypnotize him, "about wearing a cat's tail?"
Matty swallowed hard. "How would I do that?"
"You know." Rusty leaned back in his seat. "Sex shops carry this stuff. Fluffy tails attached to butt plugs. I think they'd look good on you."
"I don't know," Matty murmured and searched for help in his soda glass once more.
"It's all right. How would you feel about making out with a cat boy?"
"You mean, someone who cosplays?" Matty asked cautiously.
"Yeah. Some pretty guy, not some alley cat," Rusty assured him.
Matty had a distinct feeling that he knew what kind of cat he liked best, as he looked into Rusty's mischievous green eyes. "I think I'd take the alley cat any day," he said in a heartbeat.
That earned him a surprised, yet pleased look from Rusty. "You don't mind getting down and dirty, do you, Matty?"
With you, any moment of the day or night.
"Why haven't you hooked up with anyone?" Rusty continued his string of questions.
"I like the boyfriend type of thing better," Matty replied promptly.
Rusty grinned, as if he was pleased by that answer. "So, why no boyfriend?"
Matty frowned, trying to form a reply that didn't say Because I've been crushing on you since freshman year. "I guess the right person hasn't come along or something."
"A-ha," Rusty said and pointed his paper napkin at Matty. "You do have a list. That's why no guy is good enough. There's no such thing as the perfect guy, I'm telling you. If you meet someone who seems perfect, something must be wrong with him. Something you can't tell at first."
"Like what?"
"Like, his feet smell bad," Rusty replied immediately. "Or he doubles at night as a stripper and can't get it up, unless you stuff his skimpy underwear with one-dollar bills."
"Kind of a cheap stripper, but okay," Matty admitted the argument. "Wait, did you meet guys like that?"
"I've never looked for a guy," Rusty said with a shrug. "But if I had, I bet I would've found some strippers."
"Loving your confidence," Matty said tersely. "Why cat boys?" he decided to ask a question of his own.
Rusty pursed his lips for a moment, but then he smiled. "Do you read Xpress?"
"Sometimes. When it's about Rusty Parker being into cat boys." That was a bit of a lie. Zoey was the one busy keeping him updated on everything the gossip rag had to say about Rusty.
"Well," Rusty began while stretching and putting his hands behind his head, "how much time do you have?"
Matty grinned. Rusty always liked a challenge, so he rose to the occasion. "Until I finish these fries." To show that he meant business, he grabbed one and dipped it in ketchup.
"Well, for starters, they don't mind showing everything," Rusty said.
Matty grabbed two fries and stuffed them in his mouth.
"I mean, you've seen how tight those costumes are? They need the perfect body for that kind of thing. And, it's like they're basically sex on legs, I mean paws, but because they need to behave like cats, they have to pretend that they don't want it."
"Want what?" Matty stuffed his face with more fries.
Rusty leaned over the table. "They're dudes," he whispered, "and they want to be petted on the butt."
"Just like gay guys," Matty pointed out.
"Nah, nah, you're missing the point. Boy, you have an appetite. Slow down."
"Right." Matty didn't know whether to grab all the fries and gobble them down, or to endure hearing all about cat boys and why Rusty liked them. The chances were that he wasn't any of that, at all.
"What they want is hidden," Rusty continued to explain. "But it's also on display."
"Very confusing." Matty eyed the last two fries. "How's that attractive?"
Rusty grinned again. "You can make them admit it. You can grab them by the tail, smother them in your arms," he illustrated his point by hugging himself, "and then, at one point, they sigh, and they realize that they cannot escape. And that they actually like it a lot. And then, they look at you, like, 'don't stop petting me or I'll scratch your face'. Do you get it now?"
"Wouldn't be easier to get a cat?" Matty suggested, down to the last fry now.