Chapter Eight -- Mr. Parker
Matty had a hard time focusing on the game, and Zoey was already throwing daggers at him with her eyes, but it wasn't every day that he sat at the same table, playing board games with some of the 'in' people, as she had so aptly put it. Ray and Hanna weren't in the wrong, in any way. They were friendly, cool, and Zoey was smitten with them. Only Matty was sitting there like he had a stick up his ass -- that was something Rusty would love hearing about, for sure -- and couldn't focus on either the conversation or the game. At any moment, he expected Ray to read too much into something he said, or just infer from various pieces of information he was collecting--
His mind was going in circles. Sure, all his thoughts revolved around Rusty, and that made everything else difficult to the extent that right now, Zoey had to push him to let him know that it was his turn.
"We could call it a day if you're tired," Ray suggested.
They were having their little sparring session, as Ray had called it, in the dorm suite that their host shared with Jonathan Hamilton. However, since Jonathan spent most of his time with his boyfriend, Matty hadn't been that surprised to see he wasn't there, even if the evening was setting in fast. It had to be nice to have a boyfriend and sleep at his place on any occasion that presented itself.
"Matty is just an airhead," Zoey offered. "And he's studying too much."
"Yeah, your grades are impressive," Hanna intervened in the conversation. "By the way, how is Rusty's tutoring going?"
Matty froze. So Hanna was going to conduct the interrogation. He had no idea what exactly he feared from Ray and Hanna, but playing at double life and wearing a cat boy suit made him a little nervous in polite company, as things stood. "It's going well," he replied in a deadpan voice. "Rusty is very intelligent," he added quickly.
"No one doubts that," Ray said. "But discipline is not his forte."
"And he gets bored easily," Hanna added. "So, unbeknownst to most people on campus, you're quite the celebrity in the making, Matty. Sorry for using the pretext of wanting to play games with you, guys, but the truth is that we're curious. And we also want to get to know you better. You must be a really fun person."
"You lied to us?" Zoey said in a theatrical fashion.
"Guilty as charged," Hanna admitted. "But you two are quite redoubtable opponents. We'd love to play with you again. And we're happy to have met you, Zoey. You're really cute."
"Oh, nonsense, you're cute," Zoey replied.
"I'm actually not fun at all," Matty decided to nip all of the gossip in the bud. Not that Ray and Hanna would go around spreading rumors since they had to be good people, seeing they were friends with Jonathan and the entire group at Rusty's house. But if they smelled something odd, it meant that others would be able to do the same. Ah, why was his mind so complicated sometimes?
"Don't listen to him," Zoey said in a motherly voice. To show that she meant to protect him, even against himself, she grabbed him and smothered him for a second. "He's fun. Of course, that's if you like board games, reading fantasy, studying--"
"You're really making a case for me, aren't you?" Matty said. "I'm simply a good tutor, not that I'm bragging. And I customize my tutoring sessions to fit the student."
Ray and Hanna craned their necks to listen to him closely. "How do you customize your tutoring when it comes to Rusty?" Ray asked. "JJ says he didn't expect anyone from this world to be able to make Rusty learn anything unless he allowed it to happen."
It was clear as day that Ray was in total awe of his BFF, and part of his curiosity came from there. Matty wondered briefly if Jonathan had told Ray how he had stumbled upon him and Rusty kissing. By how innocently both Ray and Hanna were looking at him, it seemed unlikely.
"You make a really cute couple," Hanna chirped away. "And we just want to tell you that if Rusty ever acts as if he would like to come between you two, he's just playing. Don't pay him any mind, Zoey, even if he pulls out all the stops to try and make you forget about your boyfriend."
That surprised both Matty and Zoey. They first stared at their hosts, then at each other, then back at Ray and Hanna.
And they burst out laughing at the same time. Zoey was holding her belly and wiping tears from her eyes. Their hosts, most naturally, didn't understand and looked at them in confusion.
"We're not together," Zoey finally managed while waving between her and Matty.
"Oh," Ray said and blinked. "But you do look like you're a couple."
"I keep telling her that's the reason she doesn't get a boyfriend," Matty said. "We're like Siamese twins, but that's about it. Also, I'm gay." It wasn't like him to say it so directly, so right away he fell silent.
Hanna smiled at him. "That's so cool. It makes total sense now."
"It does?" Matty asked. He had no idea what Hanna meant by that.
"Yes. Since you're not a girl, Rusty cannot wrap you around his little finger and mess with your head. As for guys, he'd just get them to drink with him or do who knows what crazy things men do to prove their masculinity--" Hanna stopped and looked at her boyfriend. "Of course, present company excluded."
"I would totally drink and do crazy things with Rusty," Ray replied good-naturedly. "But JJ keeps protecting me from him, I'm sure. He never says it, but I'm sure he does it."
Hanna beamed at him and gave him a quick kiss. "Because you're precious and you need protection."
"All right, my valiant knightess," Ray replied and looked at Hanna, his eyes full of love.
"Wait, guys, what makes sense?" Zoey reminded the loving couple that they still had guests.
"Yes, right," Hanna said. "Well, Matty is obviously not impressed by Rusty's fooleries and he's in no danger to be the target of the uncrowned king's obviously efficient seduction techniques."
"See?" Zoey said and looked at him. "There are still people who use the word 'seduction' in a completely non-ironic way."
Matty felt like he had something in his throat. A ball of fur, maybe?
Hanna linked hands with Zoey over the table. "You guys, that's great news. I mean, you took a weight off our chests. I was talking to Ray, and we were thinking Rusty might try to seduce Zoey, and Matthew might get angry at him, without realizing that he didn't mean to do any harm and--"
"Rusty's a good guy," Matty said, somewhat brusquely.
Hanna and Ray turned their heads toward him at the same time. "That's what we know, but we doubt that everyone thinks the same," Ray explained. "It was another reason we wanted to meet you. To tell you exactly that."
Matty nodded. "Okay. Although, just for the record, if Zoey had been my girlfriend and Rusty tried anything, I would have challenged him to a duel or something. I wouldn't have allowed him to tarnish my honor." He smacked his chest with his fist to make a point.
Hanna grinned at him. "Then how about you use some of that combative attitude on the next round?"
Matty felt relieved. Ray and Hanna just wanted to make sure that he didn't end up judging Rusty badly by accident. "You don't have to ask me twice. From the top?"
Ray seemed happy to restart the game. "Sure thing. We can barely wait to kick your asses. No offence."
"None taken," Matty replied with a smile.
***
"Finally, you remembered that you are part of this team." The coach patted him on the back hard enough for him to feel it.