Looking for a long, thick dick to slide though my private gloryhole 7+ inches minimum. The hole is located in my garage. You drive up, and the door will be unlocked. Inside will be a hoe for you to slide that meat through where you will get the most mind blowing head you have ever recieved. Send your age and location along with a pic of what will be sliding through the hole, and I'll contact you with the location if you have what I need.
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I stared at the listing, lingering my cursor over the contact button. I had been having a dry spell getting laid due to being so busy with work, but I couldn't believe I was considering getting my dick sucked by another man. I'm 5'11, well built from my daily gym sessions, and overall attractive in the face as well. Even more so, I have an impressive cock I'm rather proud of, 8 inches long with heavy, hanging balls. Plus I'm a shower, so that big dick hangs long and heavy even when I'm not hard.
All in all, I've never had any issue getting laid, but I realized staring at the ad that it had been over 3 months since I've gotten off into anything other than my hand. I was building a business using the money I had saved from my time in the military, and I had been focusing on nothing but that. I had moved in order to be in a better market for business, and that led me to knowing no one other than people I worked with, who were all men as I was working on renovating town houses to turn into rentals.
I had been looking through a classifed listings site, seeing if I could find particular materials that I had been having issues locating with conventional means. I would be lying if I said I ended up in the personals by a misclick. I ended up wandering where I was as I realized how full of cum my balls were. At first I looked through the women looking for men section, but quickly came to realize it was all prostitutes looking for Johns. I was getting ready to back out when I noticed the men for men section, and decided it would be worth another chuckle. I clicked and immediately saw the listing at the top.
Free Head for Big Cocks at Private Gloryhole
I knew what a gloryhole was, but I always assumed they were only located at seedy bars and adult video stores. The risk of getting busted by the police alone was enough to make them seem insane. But one at someone's private residence didn't carry those risks, and I was incredibly backed up, so here I was, deciding whether to see if the gentleman at the other side of this contact wanted to enjoy my long dick in his mouth.
I clicked.
"hey man, if you're still hosting your gh, I could use a draining on this dick hanging between my legs right now. 29 and located in _________, let me know if you want some. BTW I bust huge nuts, so you will probably need a towel handy."
I attached a couple pictures that I would use when asked for a dick pic, and clicked the send button. I leaned back in my office chair, and started to laugh at my stupidity. As if I were going to go through with this, if this person was even real. More than likely there was some troll on the other end of the posting, getting a good laugh at the dumbasses sending him messages. I backed out of the section and returned to searching for what I was originally on the site for. I was surprised when I heard a small blip and saw a icon flashing in the corner of the webpage.
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