The police chief claimed that having scheduled the Whiskey and Cigar Social on the same day as the Cavity Search Training was a complete "accident".
His son suspected otherwise.
Thankfully, the whiskey and cigars helped the men loosen up, particularly the station's newest recruit, Andy, the chief's own son, who was eager and willing to volunteer as the "perp" for the officers eager to brush up on their cavity searching technique. He saw it as a way to bond with his new coworkers. As son of the Chief of Police, Andy had a lot to prove. He wanted to work his way up, and not be handed a cushy office job. He wanted to show he could hack it among the real men.
From his office, Andy's dad called out, "Don't be afraid to really get in there, fellas. Some'a these criminals are experts at hiding things up 'ere."
After a few shots of expensive single malt, a few technically illegal Cuban cigars, procedure was pushed to the wayside; Gloves were tossed out, greasier lube was used. Andy gritted his teeth, groaned, feeling officer after officer rooting around inside of him, pushing his hole wider and deeper. All he could think was wow they're really making me earn my place on the force.
"I ain't findin' nothin' in there," Rick sighed, disappointed. "I gotta get home. Your turn, Big Guy." He gave Andy a playful slap on the ass, leaving a sticky trail of lube down the young man's trembling thigh.
"Nice work, rookie," Rick spat. "Don't let these boys work you too hard now."
"Yessir," Andy gasped, suddenly feeling very empty. "I mean uh nossir. I ... whatever you say, sir."
Bill "Big Guy" Burns stepped up behind him. He was new to the force as well. Big Guy was a local legend given he towered above everyone else who lived in the county. Some men guessed his height at between 9 and 10 feet tall, and his weight at don't ask or he'll stomp you. The dumb giant, a former member of the inmate population, made an effort to put a glove on, but couldn't manage to make it fit over his thick-fingered, catcher's mitt sized hands. The officers still in the room grimaced.
"I bet his wife uses baseballs as anal beads," someone joked. The rest of the men laughed.