On a whim I decided to drive up to the adult “novelties” shop down the road, it just happens to be open twenty-four hours. I got there and browsed around for a while, finally deciding on a couple DVD’s and as I was walking up to the counter I noticed some dildos and butt plugs staged prominently near the register. I glanced at them for a minute and grabbed a big ten inch dong, a nice a fat buttplug and a big bottle of lube. Gotta love impulse buying.
So I stepped up to the counter with my porn and self-lovin type funstuff. The clerk smiled at me, he was kinda young but damned cute. I thought that he looked too young to work at a place like this and mentally noted him for the spank bank. I walked out to my car and tossed the non-descript bag into the passenger seat and started on my way home. My cock had started getting hard when the cute clerk smiled at me and now it was getting harder thinking about my new toys. It had been a while since I had had anything up my ass and coming across that display of big insertables made me tingle. Now my cock was rock solid and my ass ached to be filled.
I pulled off the main road and onto a secluded side street and opened my bag of goodies and got the lube out. Next I pulled the buttplug out, I chuckled as I noticed that the package said “X-Large”, I freed it from it plastic confines and laid both the plug and the lube within an easy reach. Then I put the seat back and reclined it as far as it would go. Pulling my pants off made my cock spring to attention. It felt good to get it out of those tight jeans. I even pulled my boxers off. I leaned back and put my legs on the dash, on either side of the steering wheel. Cold air danced across my tight hole. It felt good. I grabbed the lube and spread it onto my fingers and started to probe my hole, it was tight from years of neglect.
Gently I pushed one finger in at a time, until I had three fingers fully in my ass. Still tight though, I wondered if the big plug would fit. I knew that I wasn’t going to leave this spot until it was in though. I reached over and fumbled around for the plug and when I had it in my hand, squirted some lube onto it and positioned it at my waiting hole. I felt the tip pushing in to me, it started spreading me open almost immediately. I was moaning and my cock was leaking precum onto my stomach. Gently I started fucking my asshole with the probe, letting it go just a lil deeper each time. I felt like I was going to cum right then and there. I kept pushing it inside me. I was in heaven. I pulled my leg into my chest trying to get my ass open more than it already was, and then all of a sudden it was in, I could feel rub against my prostate precum oozed from my hard cock. I was moaning uncontrollably now. I was about to cum.
Tap. Tap. Tap.
I jumped and my eyes were open in a flash, my cock went soft and when I looked up I saw a police officer standing outside my car window. I froze, I didn’t know what to do. There I was sitting in my car with my legs up and spread with a huge black buttplug in my ass. With cum leaking out of my cock. Not to mention being naked as the day I was born. He looked down at me and made the motion that I should roll down the window. So I did. He told me to get out of the car. I went to go pull up my pants, but he tapped on his gun. I knew he didn’t want me going for anything under the seat, even if it was just my pants. So I pulled the door handle and stepped out of the car awkwardly. Standing up I could tell he was taller than me, which always seemed to weird me out cause I was already 6’2 so anything taller than that made me uneasy. Especially now with the cop towering over my naked self.
“What exactly do you think you are doing and where the hell do you think you are?” he asked. Like I really need to humiliate myself by explaining what I was doing. I could feel that my face was bright red.
