"Hey sweetcheeks," I said, ogling Artie's boxer-brief-clad ass as he stood in front of the stove.
"Morning," said Artie, wiggling his phat booty at me.
"Why are you even awake, jaan? Aren't you off today?"
"Thought I'd send you off with a proper breakfast."
"That's sweet..." I said, walking up to him and hugging him from behind.
I nuzzled his neck as my hands roamed all over him. Artie giggled from my beard tickling him.
"Yes, babe?" he asked.
"You're a cruel-- cruel-- man--" I whispered, planting kisses all over his shoulder.
"The apron?" he asked, reaching back with one hand to casually caress my face as he expertly flipped the omelette. Artie was certainly the cook of the two of us.
"You know it," I growled, letting him feel my rising boner against him.
I'm an ass man, through and through. And aprons had to have been designed by a fellow ass man, given how beautifully they frame the wearer's derriere. Ever since I first saw Artie in one, the morning after fourth or fifth date, I was hooked. He had tried to finish making pancakes, but I had succeeded in tugging off his pajamas and feasting on his apron-clad ass. Even now when we have company over and Artie's cooking in his apron, I tend to get a little... handsy.
"You want toast with your eggs?" he asked.
"Ba-a-a-abe!" I groaned, humping against him.
Artie chuckled, neatly plated the omelette, switched the burner off, and turned around.
"What?"
Without even bothering to respond, I devoured his mouth like a horny teenager, one hand roughly squeezing his ass while the other cradled the back of his head. I could taste his morning coffee, a bitter earthiness I hated until I associated it with him.
"Are you even going to eat your breakfast?" he asked, breaking away from the kiss.
"Babe, please..." I whispered as I pushed Artie against the kitchen table.
"You're gonna be lay-- unh!"
Artie gasped deliciously as my fingers found his soft nipple nestled under his furry chest and squeezed.
"FUCK!" I cried out as my phone rudely interrupted us.
"Babe, it's fine."
"It's work," I said, looking at Jill's name on the caller ID.
"Let me wrap your omelette to go."
"Fuck the omelette."
"I'd rather you didn't."
I chuckled.
"Don't be late!" said Artie, shoving a tiffin box into my hand and shooing me towards the door.
Jill informed me that our afternoon presentation was now a morning presentation, so I skipped the office and drove directly to the client. All went smoothly and we secured the account. We'd been working the deal for weeks, so the presentation was mostly a formality, but it was a sigh of relief for both Jill and me. Our boss even gave us the rest of the day off because we'd handled the last-minute schedule change so well.
This meant that I could go back home and surprise Artie with lunch! Not that I'd be cooking, but I'm quite good with a takeout menu. Plus, I could feast on my man's thick booty for dessert!
"Jaan!" I called out as I triumphantly walked in. "Guess who got the client?"
No response.
Artie had said he needed to do some stuff around the house so I knew he wasn't out to lunch with one of our friends. The kitchen was all tidied up from breakfast, except for a lone corkscrew on the counter. I headed up to our bedroom.
"Jaan?"
No response. The shower looked wet, and Artie's boxer briefs lay crumpled on the bedroom floor.
"Unh!"
I froze at the sound of Artie's moan coming from the spare bedroom.
"Ohhhh..."
I was intimately familiar with THAT moan.
"Artie?" I asked, gingerly knocking.
Still no response. I tried the door, and it opened. I was not prepared for the sight that met my eyes.
My sexy bear of a husband was sprawled out on the guest bed, merrily jerking his fat cock, wearing nothing but thigh high fishnet stockings.
This was... new. I felt my cock stir in my chinos.
Artie had his fancy noise-canceling headphones on, his eyes scrunched up, blissfully caught up in whatever fantasy was fueling his throbbing erection. I rubbed my growing bulge as I watched him. I couldn't decide whether to join him in bed or just watch while he continued to pleasure himself.
"Ohhh..." he moaned again, writhing around on the bed.
A thousand questions were firing off in my mind, but the most pressing one was: why is this turning me on so much?
I leaned against the doorframe, and it squeaked.
"AHHH!" Artie screamed, sitting up straight and pulling a pillow over his junk.