Jeremy stared out of the window, watching tree after tree pass. His forehead was beginning to feel numb from the glass, so he straightened up in his seat and looked around at his fellow passengers.
Danny, a shorter guy with a blonde military-cut hairstyle, was messing around on his phone in the seat beside Jeremy. On the row behind them were Addison and Porter. Addison was of a tan complexion, had a strong jaw, and striking blue eyes. Porter, on the other hand, was pale by comparison. Porter always had the scruffy look about him, like he'd just gotten out of bed.
Driving the Escalade was Sean, who looked more mature than he really was. And in the passenger's seat was Christopher, whose Italian genes could be spotted from a mile away. They were all on their way to a weekend getaway from college. Deep in the mountains, Sean's dad owned a cabin that they had all been allowed to stay at.
All six men had met each other at the gym since first starting college. They had grown close since then, and after three years of lifting weights, were each extremely muscular.
"I'm so fucking tired of this electro shit," Porter said loudly from the back. He took a swig from his beer bottle and shook his head. "Who the fuck listens to Skrillex anymore?"
"Come on, man, it's a classic," Sean said, turning up the music. As he smiled, his bleached teeth were showcased from the rearview mirror.
"Deadmau5 is way better, just sayin'," Christopher said.
"I have to disagree with you there," said Sean.
"Yeah, me too, they both suck," Jeremy said.
"Fuck you!" Sean yelled. "What else are we going to listen to? Fucking Lady Gaga?"
"I heard she's got a dick," Porter said absentmindedly.
"With all that tight shit she wears? No way," Addison said.
"Well, what'll it be, then, gentlemen?" Christopher asked, hooking his phone up to the console. "Rock? Rap?"
"What about something with a banjo? We're in the goddamn mountains, for Christ sakes," Danny laughed.
"If you put on anything with a fucking banjo, I'll kill you," Addison said.
"Forget you," Christopher said, shaking his head. "Guys, you've got to give me something,"
"Jay-Z,"
"Lil Wayne,"
"Randy Travis,"
"Skrillex, I'm the one fucking driving,"
"Eminem,"
"Whitesnake,"
"Oh, oh, Cinderella,"
"Queen,"
"Judas Priest,"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Christopher yelled, laughing. "This isn't a fucking guessing game. Forget it, we'll just sit and enjoy the silence."
Christopher turned off the radio and unplugged his phone. "Hand me another beer, Jeremy."
Jeremy reached into the cooler beside him and handed Christopher a cold bottle. "So now I have to listen to you pussies talk the whole way there?"
"We don't have to," Sean said. He had one of his stupid side-smiles plastered on his face. "I have something to watch if you guys want,"
"What the fuck's so funny?" Danny asked.
"Porter, reach in the back and look in my bag's side pocket. There should be a DVD in there."
"Oh, I forgot about the TV screens," Addison said as Porter reached behind him.
"How could you? They're fucking everywhere in here," Jeremy said, taking a drink.
"Hopefully it isn't some Disney shit," Danny said.
"Hey-oh!" Porter exclaimed after a few moments of scrounging around. He held up a DVD case with several naked women on it.
"Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!" Addison said, passing the case forward. "Put that shit on,"
"Seriously?" Jeremy asked, handing the case off to Christopher. "A porno? I'm going to watch a porno with you guys?"
"What's the matter, never done it before?" Sean said.
"With a group? Never,"
"Well, today's your lucky day," Christopher said, putting the disc in. "Just don't say anything to anyone and no one will know the wiser."
"What, you won't admit you jerked off with other guys before?"
"Who said anything about that? It's just naked chicks getting boned. Nobody's jerking off," Christopher retorted.
"Honestly, if I feel like jacking it, none of you fags are going to stop me," Addison said.
"How could we? I'm not putting your dick back in your pants," Porter said.
"Just shut up, it's starting," Christopher said. All the monitors in the SUV turned on. Two women in bikinis were walking on the beach as Caribbean music played in the background.
"And you just keep your eyes on the road, Sean! I don't need a concussion before midterms start," Danny said, adjusting himself in his seat.
"Don't worry. I've seen it like three times already," Sean said. "God, my fucking back is killing me."
"It's all those rows you've been doing," Addison said, watching the screen nearest him. "It's paying off though. You look good, man."
"All I know is that my dad's Jacuzzi is going to hit the spot tonight," Sean said, rubbing his back.
The passengers watched as the two women on the beach met a suave Spanish man, then went back to a hotel to start a three-way. Balls were slapping against pussies and throats were groaning through the sound system the rest of the way to the cabin. The Escalade pulled into the driveway just around five in the afternoon.
Christopher cut off the movie and glanced back. "I don't know about you guys, but I have a hard-on the size of my leg right now."
"You're telling me," Addison said, rubbing his crotch in exaggeration.