"Jesus H. Christ, boy," scolded The Preacher, "...you act like you ain't never had a mouthful of jizz before!"
I wanted to say I never had a mouthful of jizz that tasted this bad...but I stayed quiet...my dad taught me when I was very young to "...always respect a clergyman, son."
Why?" I asked him.
"Sinners like you and me need all the help we can get with the man upstairs!" he said.
For the longest time I was totally confused as to how the man who lived upstairs from us--Mr. Baxter, a traveling shoe salesman, could help sinners.
"Now lick that spunk off my dick and put it away!" ordered The Preacher.
"Yes, sir," I said.
I held my breath as my tongue cleaned the remaining foul juices off his flaccid penis. He always made me lick it longer than necessary before he allowed me to stuff it back inside his pants.
Once the task was completed, I tried to stand but he pushed on my shoulders until I was back on my knees.
"Whoa there, boy, you're not done yet..." he said.
Uh-oh, I thought, now what?
"My buddy Curly is right behind me here...you're gonna do him too...and this time you're gonna gulp down everything he gives you OR ELSE...you got that Pretty Boy?" he spat at me.
I wanted to go back inside the bar and rinse the skeeviness out of my mouth with a cold beer, but the old man was in one of his moods, so I simply said, "Yes, sir."
I was thinking how good one of Cookie's steaks would taste right about now when two sharp raps on my head woke me from my reverie.
"What are you waiting for boy? Take it out and suck it...and you better do it good!" I heard Curly's low, raspy voice threaten me.
Since 'Curly' was new to me, I snuck a quick peak up at him...sure enough, he was bald.
The assault on my nose began the moment I lowered his zipper.
Holy crap--you gotta be kidding me--another hillbilly in this godforsaken town who doesn't believe in soap!
I wasn't sure what smelled worse...the stench from his crotch, or the stale garbage in the dumpster I was kneeling behind? In fact, the whole alley smelled like vomit and piss, and it was all I could do to keep from up-chucking myself.
I opened his jeans and extracted his limp dick. The trouble with blowing guys after they'd had a few drinks is it takes forever to get their dicks hard...and once you manage that feat, they take three-times longer than normal to cum...I instinctively knew that 'Curly' here was going to be a long and difficult procedure...oh well, it's not like I want to go back to the God-damn cockroach hotel this early anyway...
I'd been in Butte Rock, Tennessee a week now waiting for my car to be repaired. With almost no money to my name I considered myself the luckiest boy in the world when I discovered how perverted the men of this town are and that I could get by on my looks alone.
If all I gotta do to eat, drink and sleep in this town is to drop to my knees, well, more power to me, hahahaha...
I looked at my watch when The Preacher came back inside the bar...it had taken Pretty Boy a little over fifteen-minutes to bring him off, and now that Curly was out back with him, I wondered if it was worth my while to wait until Pretty Boy was done with him and came back to his bar stool.
Yes, I know what Pretty Boy is doing behind the dumpster...hell, we all know--it ain't no secret how Pretty Boy is surviving while Gouger the Mechanic pretends he's repairing the boys car.
Hoppy at the hotel...Cookie at the diner...The Preacher here at the bar, and Gouger himself all rave what a fine piece of ass the boy is...I'd like to give it to the boy, too, but I'm a respected member of the community--I'm a realtor--I need to lead by example--and besides, I'd rather introduce Pretty Boy to my Daddy...he just might be the boy my Daddy falls for freeing me up to live my own life.
I have to find a way to get Pretty Boy away from these horny perverts, and up the hill to Daddy's house...they're going to raise holy-hell when I take the boy from them...let me tell you, these ass-backwards mo-fo's would fuck a skunk if they could figure out how to hold it still.
"'Nother beer, Dex?" asked Packy the Bartender.
"Yeah, why not..." I said.
When he slid the beer in front of me he asked in a low voice, "You try Pretty Boy yet?"
"No, of course not..." I answered.
"Don't shit a bullshitter, Dex," said Packy. "I know darn well you'd love to bend him over and ram it home just like me!"
I faked a 'what-the-hell-you-talkin-about?' expression and smiled.
Packy chuckled and said, "You wanna take him home and surprise your Daddy, doncha Dex?"
I flinched at his comment, but casually shrugged my shoulders and Packy walked away.
Packy's real name is Clarence, but early-on when everyone knew what he liked to do with boys, he was called 'Fudgepacker' then it was shortened to 'Packer' then after a while people just called him 'Packy.'
My name is Harold...but since I was the best student in high school, and graduated with over a 'B' average, they called me a 'Poindexter' on account I was so smart...and over the years that had been shortened to simply 'Dex.'
Actually, Packy had hit the nail on the head--I knew Daddy would get a hard-on when he saw Pretty Boy--hell, DeeWayne would too--my dream was Pretty Boy could take my place at home, and give me more free time to find a boy of my own...it's well past time I become the suck-ee instead of the suck-er.
That's life in Buttfuck, Tennessee...you first learn to please your elders--then it is your turn to be pleased.
Curly's dick in my mouth didn't distract me from thinking about my future in this town.
I know damn well the asshole mechanic is jerking me around about fixing my car, but since I have no money, there is nothing I can do about it except take matters into my own hands.
I admit though, my car breaking down in this town was very lucky...I could have been stranded in one of those Bible Belt towns where sex is strictly between a man and a woman--good God--can you imagine that?
I love hard dicks for two reasons: first and foremost is, heh-heh-heh--I LOVE hard dicks...secondly, their owners will do almost anything if they think there is the slightest chance they'll get their rocks off...men are simple creatures when their cocks are hard and their balls are full of cum...proof of that is I've been here a week and haven't had to pay for anything--not my room, or food or beer.
I could go on living like this for some time, but I am young and want more out of life...maybe even settle down and satisfy one man instead of four or five.
Curly began to groan; his hips shoved his cock deeper in my mouth. I sucked him faster and harder.
I hoped the shy, skinny guy with the pockmarked face and bad haircut was still in the bar when I finished-off Curly.
I had subtly gleaned information from Hoppy at the hotel about different men in town...you know, who's important and who isn't...I asked about the pockmarked man and Hoppy was very evasive--he hemmed-and-hawed and didn't want to say much about him...so I teased his hard cock, delayed his climax to the point I had him begging me to let him cum then asked him again about pockmark man:
"His name is Harold but everyone calls him 'Dex'...his Daddy's the richest man in town but he's a hermit--no one ever sees him...they live on the mountain and people say there's a whole lot of weird and strange things that goes on up there--oh God-oh-God--make me cum boy--my balls are going to explode, damn it!"
I had seen pockmark man driving a five-year old Lexus, far and away the newest car in town. His clothes were always clean, and at the bar, he was the only customer who paid his tab in cash...and, he would sneak glances at me when he thought I wasn't looking...he is obviously interested in me...who knows? Maybe pockmark man would be a step-up in class in this town.
I watched the men at the end of the bar all turn their heads at the same time towards the back door then heard them issue low chuckles and soft guffaws. I figured Pretty Boy was done with Curly and was coming back inside.
I choked on my beer when Pretty Boy sat right next to me...I mean, there were plenty of open bar stools but he chose to sit down close to me...my face reddened, and my palms became sweaty.
Packy immediately brought him a beer and said with a snort of derision, "Here's your mouthwash, boy!"
Pretty Boy flashed that beautiful smile of his and said to Packy, "What beer do you like to gargle with?"
A dull expression crossed Packy's face; he was turning to leave when he suddenly stopped, glared at Pretty Boy and snapped, "I ain't no faggot, boy--I ain't the one on his knees!"
With the smile still on his face, Pretty Boy shot back, "You know what the Good Lord saysโ'Tis better to give than to receive!'"
I always thought Santa Claus had said that...
Packy frowned at Pretty Boy and stomped away to the end of the bar.
I wanted desperately to turn to Pretty Boy and say something--anything--but I just couldn't bring myself to do it...I hated myself for being so shy.
The voices of the men at the end of the bar grew louder.
"Somethings gotta change--this country's going to hell!" said the Pizzaman.
Candyman replied, "Damn straight! That nigra from Kenya has ruined the good ol US of A!"
"It's all the god-damn immigrants he brought in this country that's killing us!" exclaimed Porky. "A white man doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of landing a decent job anymore...look at this town here--everywhere you look the only ones you see working are Mexicans and nigras!"
It was the same conversation I always hear when I come to the bar. I snuck a peek at Pretty Boy to gauge what he was thinking but he seemed oblivious to the talk.
Me, well, I don't really have an opinion...I don't like to speak up...I'm afraid the guys will throw it in my face about my Daddy being the richest man in town and I don't have to work for a living if I didn't want to.
"God-damn government is way too big," chimed in Packy. "Somethings gotta be done about all these freeloaders getting everything for nothin'!"
"Damn straight!" said the Candyman. "They're robbing us blind...hell, I heard the government is paying these immigrants NOT to work AND they're paying for their houses and giving them food stamps to boot--shit man, who wouldn't want to live like that?"
Porky asked someone, "Hey, did you get your check yet?"
"No, God-damnit--it's lateโanother example of the failure of big government--bastards can't even get your money to you on time!" said the Pizzaman. "Hey, Packy--did you get approved for disability yet?"
"No, man...you know how slow the VA is...but you can bet your sweet-ass when they finally give it to me I'm going to kiss this job goodbye!" he said.
"Damn straight!" said the Candyman. "Why the fuck should we have to slave our asses off when the damn immigrants don't have to?"
"Did you get your unemployment extension?" Packy asked the Candyman.
"Hell yeah, brother," he answered. "I got me twenty-seven more weeks before I gotta take one of those low-paying, piss-ant jobs in this town!"