Author's Note: as the title implies, this is super irreverent.
Father Martin sat in the dark booth, waiting for the next lost sheep of his flock to come in. Rather suddenly the door opened and someone stepped in, shutting it behind them. He could not see who it was, as the light behind them had momentarily blinded him, and now it was too dark to see. Before he could inquire, the figure knelt in front of him and said in a husky, whispered tenor, "Forgive me Father, for I am about to sin."
The priest smiled, then, as he knew who this particular sinner was. "It has been three weeks since my last confession," they continued. Father Martin put his hand on the young man's bowed head.
"It has indeed been some time. What is the nature of your sins, my son?" he asked. Again in the whisper, "Sodomy, homosexuality, self-pleasure, and infidelity," was the reply. Martin lifted the front of his robe, under which he was wearing nothing. He told the kneeling figure, "These are serious sins, my son. All can be forgiven, but there can be no forgiveness if the sin has not yet been committed."
The young man scooted forward so that he was under Father Martin's robes, then reached forward to take hold of the priest's slowly stiffening erection. He unbuttoned his own pants, freeing his already throbbing cock. Martin let his robe fall over the supplicant and slid down in the booth's seat a little, spreading his legs and allowing access to his asshole. He placed his hands behind his head and relaxed, preparing to enjoy the sinning.
One hand stroking his own shaft, Tom squeezed and stroked the Father's cock, finally bringing it to a full erection. He leaned forward and took one of the priest's hairy balls into his mouth, savoring the mild musk. He smiled as he heard a groan come from outside the robe in response to a single finger drawn slowly up the length of the thick pole, stopping and applying a little more pressure just at the base of the head. Releasing the testicle, Tom followed his finger's path with his tongue but stopping on the pisshole. He ran his tongue around it, then squeezed the head a little causing it to open just enough to flick it with the tip of his tongue. Martin shuddered, that was a new sensation.
Tom took the older man's dick into his mouth, slowly sinking his face onto it. Meanwhile, he used both hands to pull his pants and boxers down to his knees. He wrapped one hand around his girth and slowly tugged on himself, bringing his other hand back up to gently probe the Father's asshole with a finger. He began to work his mouth up and down the length of Martin's cock, the soft head bouncing off of the back of his throat with every downward thrust. After pulling almost all of the way off, keeping only Father Martin's bulbous cock head in his mouth and swirling his tongue around it, he slammed his face back down, burying his face in Martin's pubic hair and simultaneously pushing his unlubricated finger two joints deep into Martin's anus.
The priest grunted but lifted his feet off the ground and placed them on Tom's shoulders, spreading his ass further. He began panting as the young man expertly serviced him. "You have...ah ah...certainly...nngh...committed sins against...ah... man and against the nnnLord."