Becoming Romeo: UK lad quits his life to become a full-time dog.
I wanted to be Martin's boyfriend so bad. He'd been choking me with his dick, holding my head down tight against his warm crotch with egotistical disregard for months. Fit, arrogant, and crazy rich, Martin was the best Grindr score of my life. I thought he'd never want to see me again, but he was always super horny after his gym sessions, and I was a guaranteed blow. I'm still hoping one day he'll loosen my leash for good and invite me to sleep in his bed for once, but being his dog is absolutely the next best thing in every possible way.
Oh yeah, and when I say I'm his dog I don't mean a cheeky bit of pup-play every Friday night (tho that is how it started). I mean I'm his dog, mate. Twenty-Four Seven, sleeping in a basket, eating from a bowl on the kitchen floor. I don't even speak now. It's been trained out of me. I only bark. Nice and loud like dogs do.
"Nah, I don't want a boyfriend," he sniffed after creaming my tonsils and smacking me in the face, "You can be my dog if you like, though."
"I'll be your dog!" I jumped, bouncing up onto the mattress where he was slouching, making himself comfortable.
"Dog's aren't allowed on the bed!" he snapped, giving me a heavy shove backwards.
I wanted to please him so much I found myself assuming a good sitting dog pose at the end of the bed, my eyes glistening with adoration and guilt.
"That's more like it," Martin snorted.
I pushed my nose around on his grubby white socks, sniffing all his sweaty smells. He's not even the best looking guy. I bet heaps of guys swipe left, thinking his forehead's too big, or his expression is too smug, or they're don't like clean-shaven guys. He doesn't even wear the right sports brands. It's always some dorky brand name on his polo shirt like Canterbury. But the way he brags, like he's God's gift, its so fucking sexy.
Next time he summoned me to his fancy new-build apartment he had a whole bunch of toys. Leashes and collars, a springy dog tail butt-plug. Even squeaky dog toys for me bite on. He was so rich he could buy anything just like that. He didn't even have a job, just spent his Dad's money.
I did my best to act like a puppy, which pleased him at the time, but it was nothing compared to what I do for him now. I yapped and scampered about on his floor. Just a bit of fun before he fucked my face again.
Every time there was something new, taking it a step further. Martin had been obsessing over pup-play porn and getting new ideas. Before long, his phone was full of videos of me on my hands and knees, drinking from dog bowls or catching treats thrown my way. Anything to win his approval.
He kept saying he'd drag me outside like that to take me on a walk, and the threat was thrilling until it became a reality.
Got a surprise text at 11pm. Martin never called me that late. He normally quit the gym about 7, and I'd be dismissed a half hour later. Just said,
"Get over here."
I pulled my sneakers on and came running.
When I got there he was cross. I was used to his moods, he was usually mardy after his workout and I liked it when he was short with me. But this time he seemed proper worked up and bothered. Probably spent hours jerking off over his pup porn and needed to let off some steam.
I let him collar me, bung my butt with that silicone tail, and clip my ankles to my balls with short chains that prevented me from extending my legs and standing tall. We'd done it many times before, but this time we were actually leaving the house.
He belted my poor ass mercilessly, going red in the face, to get me over the threshold and out through the door.
I felt lightheaded and sick in the stomach crouched by Martin's feet in the elevator, going down with a monumental sense of burgeoning dread. I hoped he was just trying to scare me. That he might pace around in the lobby, make a video, and let me run back into his penthouse on the top floor. But no.
Martin was dead serious about going out into the night. He yanked on my leash, and struck me with his belt. Once he finally got me moving I went fast, trying to get it over with.
Right on his doorstep there's always big crowd of Men smoking outside the local. They jeered and laughed as I went by on my kneepads and cycling gloves. I heard Martin chat back at the louts, but I couldn't look and hurried past.
I took a sharp left down the next side street, checking to see if we'd walked far enough, but Martin wanted to go all round the houses. The air was cool all over my bare-naked skin, and my ankles were tugging brutally on my balls. Everything was painful and uncomfortable, and apocalyptically humiliating.
"Can we go back now, please Martin?" I begged pathetically.
But Martin only "shhh-ed" me, putting his earpods in and selecting his dog-walk playlist like a Boss. It seemed to go on forever.
Eventually he stopped me by a bunch of dumpsters with a sudden jerk on the leash. The place reeked of piss, and he told me to pee. I lifted my leg but I couldn't go. Just then a couple of hot girls came past and screamed with laughter, pointed at my tiny penis and making pictures on their phones. Martin took his earphones out to flirt with them, acting cool like it was nothing special.
When the girls finally moved on he got impatient, threatening the belt if I didn't piss on the bins,
"Do a dog piss! We're not going till I've seen you pee!"
I managed a little piss and his mood completely changed. I was a good boy again, and Martin seemed chuffed. That's still his favourite bit of a dog walk, watching me pee.
But our first walk still wasn't over. As we crossed the green, a gang of hooded lads howled and chased us down.
"That's fucking sick!" they grinned, snapping their fingers.
"This guy's a fucking G," nodded one lad, bumping fists with Martin and turning to his mate, "I'm gonna make you my dog, innit,"
"Fuck off," his mate complained, "you'd be my dog."
"Here, take mine," Martin suggested, puffing on his Marlboro and handing the first lad my leash.
"What? Yes, blud!" he hooted, grabbing his crotch and getting his mates to take pictures on his phone, "I got a Whitey on a fuckin' leash, Bruv!"
"You should get on Grindr," Martin suggested, "white boys are all pathetic faggots like that."
"Nah, mate, nah..." he laughed, but Martin insisted.
"No jokes, they'll be fighting over each other to be your dog, mate."
Martin exchanged numbers with them before moving off. Satisfied at last, let me scamper back in the direction of his apartment.
In the quiet of the elevator once more, I could faintly make out Kanye West buzzing in Martin's earpods. I swear he only listens to that stuff because he heard it was cool. He doesn't know anything about music, but all the douchey things he does only make him more sexy to me.
"How great would it be if this was your whole life," Martin chirped as we got back through his front door, "if you were my dog for real."
"...that would be so fucking awesome," I gasped, my willy shrinking with shameful excitement.
"There's guys doing it in the States," he added.
Turned out he'd going deep into pup-play fetish sites. He found some mad blogs about guys taking it to the next level. Men who kept naked lads in kennels and fed them dog food. It was all he could think about now, and he wanted a boy to be his dog on a permanent basis.
Most of these Mad Lads were living on big farms in the midwest where they could get away with behaviour like that. But Martin found one guy who was keeping a proper dog-boy in the UK. They'd been chatting in some forum.
"Brad says he'll train you up," Martin sniffed, "teach you to be a real dog."
"But you mean like, quit my job?" I trembled.
"Quit your job, move out your flat, sell all your crap. Come and be my dog."
Was he for real? He wanted me to give up my whole life just to keep his boner up? Would I really ever take my feeble adoration of this total Douche to that level?
It was completely insane, but if Martin wanted a real dog, I wasn't going to let another boy do it. It HAD to be me.
I handed my notice in at the office and settled my bills. Told my mates I was going travelling and gave away my records and sneakers. Martin never even knew I had a record collection. He didn't care about my life, never asked me anything about myself. I had to push through so many doubts and fears, wondering if I was crazy. I just wanted to belong to Martin.
Showed up on his doorstep a few weeks later with nothing to my name but the clothes I was standing in.
"All yours..." I muttered tentatively.
"Yeah right," Martin smirked.
I let him belt my ass to ratify his ownership, and then we got into his nice car and began the day-long journey to Norfolk where Brad was waiting for us.
Hardly said a word the whole way, just listened thoughtlessly to the recommendations on Martin's lame Spotify. By late afternoon we were a mile off our destination, and Martin pulled over in a country lay-by. Made me strip, flinging my favourite hoodie and limited edition Nike Air Max over a hedge. Everything save my little white ankle socks. Then he bundled me naked into the back seat. Felt so fucking silly and small as our car crunched down the dirt track to Brad's secluded ranch.
"Wait here," Martin commanded, slamming the door shut behind him as he strolled forward to meet my new Trainer.