Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content.
BBC Summer Surprise
Summary: Straight guy discovers his male kin are all BBC submissives and...
Note 1: This is a summer 2019 Contest Story so please vote.
Note 2: Thanks to Tex Beethoven, goamz86 and Robert for editing this story.
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"I still can't believe I had to wait until I was eighteen to come along on the weekend fishing trip," my son Jerry bitched as we loaded camping gear, fishing gear and other items into the truck.
"That's just the way it's always been," I replied, wishing I could tell him more, but that would not only ruin the surprise, but he might run a mile before we had a chance to lay out the full picture for him. Once we were all in the boat and started talking, he'd be a captive audience. At least he'd be unless he decided to jump ship and try swimming the two miles back to land. Which wouldn't be beyond his capabilities. Like I had been, Jerry was a top athlete, his school's star quarterback (although back in the day I'd been a star linebacker). And even if he attempted that, there'd be enough muscle in the boat to wrestle him back onboard and sit on him if necessary until we'd made our case.
In the end of course, he'd be the one deciding what he wanted to do and we would honour his decision, but only after he heard us out and witnessed what we were doing firsthand. Frankly I wasn't all that worried in the long run. Twenty years ago in the summer of 1999, soon after
I'd
turned eighteen and had finally been allowed to come along on these annual fishing trips, I'd put up even more of a ruckus than Jerry was pitching today.
Perhaps I should explain. For four generations it had been a family tradition that every summer all the adult males in the Martin family would go camping near our favourite Minnesota lake. It was for some male bonding, while we went fishing and did... other things. The other things were the surprise we'd be springing on him (and on you) when the time was right.
Come to think of it, instead of my telling you Jerry's story, which turned out to be eerily similar to my own coming-of-age story, why don't I just tell you my own? That way you can get the entire picture... thoughts, angst and all... from the horse's mouth, so to speak. I'm very close to my son, but I'm not a mind reader.
So like I mentioned, I was ranting and raving to
my
Dad back in 1999 when
I'd
just turned eighteen, and I was throwing just as bad a tantrum as Jerry did in 2019 to
his
father... me... after
he'd
turned eighteen. And there I was, mid-rant. Looking back, it's really embarrassing how I behaved. Anyway, welcome to the inside of my head.
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"I still can't believe I had to wait until I was eighteen to come on the guy's weekend fishing trip," I said, as I loaded items into the truck.
"It's the way it's always been," Dad said.
"It's just so stupid," I was delivering the same rant I'd been delivering fruitlessly every summer since I was twelve. I loved fishing. I loved camping. I fished with my Dad and Grandpa lots. They both admitted I knew my way around a rod and reel. Yet this was a grown men's only trip. Which, in retrospect, I could understand their not wanting a twelve-year-old along with a bunch of adults, but by sixteen I looked like a man and acted like one (Well, mostly. I was a teenager after all).
"What does it matter now?" my Dad asked rhetorically. "You're coming along this year." It was a fair point, and if I'd been in a reasonable mood I'd have given in. But I did relent enough to stop mouthing off, and to de-escalate my tirade down to a resentful simmer.
"Yeah, quitcherbellyachin," my older brother by two years added. "Good news! You get to be bottom bitch all weekend."
"We all know who the bottom bitch is," I countered. My elder brother was half my size and a nerd, while I was a big menacing linebacker marching off to college this fall on a football scholarship (while Simon landed the more boring academic scholarships).
"We'll see," he said in a surprisingly cocky way... something I hadn't ever seen much of from him until he returned from college a couple weeks ago.
"You're both bottom bitches," my Father added, in the way only he could. That ended the battle of so-called wits between brothers.
Four hours later, we arrived at the lake.
Grandpa was already there and had a fire going. "So, we finally get to baptize the last Martin."
"Saved the best for last," I joked as I hugged Grandpa, my hero.
"We shall see," he replied ominously before adding, "your brother turned out to be a real natural."
"I can't imagine that," I sneered, Simon hating fishing and the outdoors. I was shocked when he agreed to go along with them once he turned eighteen, and even more surprised when he went again last year.
"I wouldn't miss this for the world," Simon strutted, while looking at me with a look so smug I was ready to smack it off his face.
"Yeah? Isn't there a tree for you to go sit under and read a book?" I quipped.
"I brought you an Archie," he shot back, then added since he knew I hated reading, "an Archie colouring book."
Grandpa slapped both of us on the back of the head. "Enough, you two. This weekend is about male bonding, so no more girly chatty bullshit."
"Sorry, Grandpa," we both said in unison; our Grandpa, like our Father, not being someone you messed with.
Grandpa Bill was a Korean War veteran, and not one to waste time on bullshit.
Twenty or so years later my Father had served in the Vietnam War, and he was also not someone you fucked with.
Interestingly, although our family goes back six generations of military men, my Father had never pushed us in that direction. Neither Simon nor I were headed down the military route, although it was a backup plan for me if pro football after college didn't pan out.
"Now, bottom bitches, go get us some hot dogs so we can have some lunch before we head onto the lake," Grandpa ordered.
"Yes, Grandpa," we again said in unison, this being just about the only thing on which we agreed: Don't fuck with Dad or Grandpa. Actually, there was one more thing on which we were both ironclad: we both revered our Mother, and we would never disrespect her. That wasn't a rule that would ever need enforcing, we just wouldn't, and we both knew that about each other.
"Good boys," he said, his firm tone gone and his soft-spoken one returning... he really was a man I respected. A war vet. A man of few words, but words that you should always listen to. A man who liked all the same things I did: fishing, football and women (he had crazy stories of his younger days before meeting Grandma, including orgies during R&R furloughs in Japan... then later more of them in South Korea, where he remained stationed for a couple years after the armistice. He was once a real cock hound, and I considered myself quite the cocksmith myself).
We roasted hotdogs over the fire. We chatted. We'd just finished eating when one of my Father's old war buddies, Jamal, showed up accompanied by his son Devon, whom I'd only met once before. I should probably mention that Jamal and his son were black, not that it put any kind of damper on the camaraderie between them and our family.
"Hey, Cam is finally gonna be one of us," Jamal greeted me with big smile, giving me a firm handshake and a shoulder bump.
"Finally," I agreed, looking up at someone who was actually bigger than me, at 6'8" and solid as a rock.
"We've been looking forward to having you up here for a while," Jamal said.
"I've been looking forward to this week since I was twelve," I replied.
"I just
bet
you have," he said, in a tone oddly ominous like the one Simon had been using... as if everyone here knew something I didn't. After a pause, Jamal said, "Well, I guess we should make up for lost time."
So, although everyone was acting weird around me, we all headed to the boat.
As we reached the boat, I was surprised to see two more black men already aboard. I didn't say anything, even though I was quite surprised. I'd known the fishing trip wasn't just family, but I never envisioned it to be with all black friends. Not that I'm racist, many of my teammates are black, I just, for whatever reason, never imagined black men fishing... which, I guess in retrospect, actually
is
a little racist. Oops.
I noticed Simon didn't have a fishing rod with him, the dumb fuck. I asked, shaking my head, "Where's your fishing rod?"
"I don't need one," he answered.
"Figures," I said, shaking my head. Only my nerd brother would come out on a weekend fishing trip and not fish.
"You won't need one either," my Dad said from behind me.
"What?"
Jamal explained, "You'll be using my rod."
"What? Why?" I asked, it being against my religion ever to use anyone else's rod. Kind of like you never used someone else's cue stick for billiards.
"They only allow four rods in a boat," Jamal explained.
"Really?" I asked, this sounding like a strange rule.
"They don't want anyone overfishing the lake," Dad explained.
"Plus, you'll really love my rod," Jamal said, his tone again odd.
I'd been using the same rod for four years, so I couldn't fathom my preferring Jamal's, but I was the newbie on this trip, and I wasn't going to disrespect my elders. "Alright. I'll use your rod."
Simon chuckled behind me, mumbling something like, 'Oh
yeah
, you will,' but that made no sense, so I assumed I'd misheard him.
I saw my Dad and Grandpa get on the boat without their rods as well, and I was even more shocked. It was weird I couldn't bring mine, very weird, but it was unfathomable that neither of them would bring theirs. I mean Grandpa had been using the same rod since before I was born; it was his most prized possession. Yet I didn't ask, as I didn't want to make an issue out of his rod after already making an issue about mine... but I couldn't help but sense something was very odd about everything today.