Divisional Playoffs
---Saturday
On the way to Ben's place that afternoon, I ran into Erik in the hallway and we took a few minutes to catch up before going inside. Erik's cousin is married to a friend of Joe's and the two of them struck up a friendship through that connection. I had first met Erik, along with his wife, Janelle, at the same holiday party where I had first met Joe; Ben brought me to the party as his 'date', which we joked about the entire time. Erik is quite tall, maybe 6'3" with broad shoulders and chiseled facial features. His eyes and hair are brown but not as dark as Joe's. In direct contrast to his somewhat imposing stature, he possesses a genuinely calm and kindly demeanor and is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
Ben greeted us at the door decked out in his blue Broncos cap, signature tight t-shirt, loose-fitting gym shorts and flip-flops -- even in the dead of winter, he often dressed as though he were on his way to the beach. "Joe's running a little late," he informed us as he ushered us into the living room. "So I say we get started without him."
"What do you have planned for today?" I asked him as we took our usual seats.
"Strip football," he announced with a grin. "Loser has to streak the hallway."
Erik laughed and reclined back in his chair. "Sounds good."
Ben turned and gestured to me. "You in, Todd?"
"Do I really have a choice?" I asked with a shrug.
During the first game between the Broncos and the Steelers, each team scored two touchdowns, so we all removed two articles of clothing; Erik and I took off our shoes and socks, while Ben lost his flip-flops and then his watch, which we debated briefly, claiming it to be an accessory and not an article of clothing, but Ben managed to overrule us.
Joe showed up shortly before halftime. "How're the Steelers doing?" he asked as he grabbed a beer and took his seat.
"They're a point ahead," Erik told him. "The Broncos missed a field goal."
"Let's keep it that way!" Joe exclaimed. He took a sip of beer and glanced over at Ben and me. "You two haven't been licking each other's dicks already, have you?"
"Not yet," Ben replied. "We were waiting for
you
to get us started."
Erik quickly informed Joe of the wager we had going. "I was wondering why everyone was barefoot," Joe said, shaking his head.
At the beginning of the third quarter, Ben bet Erik that the Steelers wouldn't make the first down.
"What's a stake?" Erik asked.
"The shirt off your back," Ben said.
The Steelers were at the 3
rd
and 2. We watched as the ball was snapped and a pass was attempted. Everyone held their breath as the ball arced high through the air and spiraled downward ... only to be intercepted by the Broncos. Ben and I jumped out of our seats.
"Hell, yeah!" Ben shouted, giving me a high-five. "Sorry, buddy," he said to Erik, who merely smiled and peeled off his shirt, revealing an excessively hairy torso.
We watched the remainder of the game without any additional bets, since I'm sure we all figured we'd be naked before the second game even began. The Broncos came out on top, which left Erik in only his undershorts and Joe in his undershirt and pants.
Although I was for the Eagles last week, I sided with the Buccaneers for this round. At the top of the game, the Eagles scored first so Ben had to lose his cap and I had to take off my shirt.
In the second quarter, the Eagles attempted a 40-yard field goal. "Bet your pants he doesn't make it," Ben said to Joe.
"He'll make it," Joe replied quickly. The ball was kicked and sailed a bit to the right, but easily passed between the spires. "See! That's what I'm talking about!" Joe said as he rose to his feet. "Ha!
Your
pants, man!' he said, pointing to Ben. "Lose 'em!"
"I haven't taken off my shirt yet," Ben protested.
"So? You bet my pants and lost, so it's off with your pants."
"But I'm not wearing any underwear."
Joe stared at Ben for a moment. "What? How can you not be wearing underwear?"
"I don't own underwear," Ben replied.
"Well, you should have thought about that before," Joe told him and then turned to Erik. "Oh, so
now
he's shy about taking off his pants."
Ben reflected for a moment and then turned to me. "Hey, Todd, do me a solid and lend me your underwear."
"What?" I squeaked. "No way!"
"Come on, help a buddy out."
"No, go get a towel or ... a pillow or something."
"We're playing a stripping game, you can't add items," he explained. "But someone can forfeit a piece of clothing for someone else should the need arise."
I furrowed my brow at him. "I think you just made that up."
"Come on," he coaxed. "We're on the same team. You know, I would lend you my underwear if you ever needed it."
"Um ... thank you," I replied, acknowledging the expression of implied generosity but unsure as to why I would ever need someone else's underwear. I recognized, though, that this was all part of the fun having a friendship with Ben -- you often yourself in situations you never would have imagined.
"So, what do you say?" he prompted, awaiting my response. "You gonna help me out here, bud?"
"Okay, fine, I'll give you my underwear," I conceded as I stood up from the couch. "Just don't fart in them or anything."
Ben laughed and slipped his arm around my shoulder as we made our way down the hallway.
"I can't believe I let you talk me into these things," I remarked to him in his bedroom.
"Hey, come on, you secretly get off on this kind of stuff, too. Admit it." He slipped his thumbs into the waistband of his shorts and winked at me. "Besides, we're best buds. We're just looking out for each other." He bent forward and swiftly pushed his shorts down his thighs, letting them drop to the floor, before stepping out of them one foot at a time and kicking them away. I couldn't help but glance at his dick once it was exposed and silently chastised myself for doing so.
I undid my pants and slipped them off one leg at a time, hopping momentarily on one foot as I struggled to maintain my balance. Ben reached out to steady me and I held onto his arm until I got my pants off and dropped them to the floor. Then I hesitated before removing my underwear; for some reason, I was feeling vaguely self-conscious. Although we've undressed together in the gym locker room dozens of times, this particular situation felt different somehow.
"Hurry up, man," Ben encouraged. "I'm hanging all out here." Instinctively, I glanced down at the area to which he was indicating -- he was standing in a shoulder-width stance with his arms folded across his chest, legs locked and hips pressed forward, purposefully showcasing the impressive package that protruded from under the hem of his t-shirt. I blushed, realizing that not only had he succeeded in prompting me to look but also that his dick seemed to have inflated a bit within the last few moments. I resisted the urge to watch for a bit to determine if he was, in fact, getting hard and turned away to slip off my underwear, conscious that he was watching me as I exposed my lower backside to him. As I pivoted around to offer him my undershorts, I covered myself with one hand since my own dick was starting to inadvertently swell as well.