It was 2 o'clock Sunday morning. I leaned against the Silver Bullet (the old Chevy Cavalier that I inherited from my grandmother) puking up cheeseburger, Rolling Rock, and the cum of the anonymous financial advisor from Phoenix I'd just blown at the Cherry Creek Marriott.
All I had wanted when I came home sweaty and horny from the gym, was a quick hookup to suck some cock, and maybe get laid - I'm 60/40 straight/gay bi, but when I go with doods, I'm a total bottom. Instead I ended up fighting all afternoon with the craigslist ad-blocking faeries, who seemed to think my stats (42, 5'7", 175, 6.5" cut), presented in sequence, were a phone number. And OK, I'm really 44.
I finally got the fucking ad to post after a couple of hours of bullshit, re-writing, etc., and of course got no fucking response. So I decided to fuck it, grab a burger and a beer and read all night. But of course I had the burger and the beers and got all horny again with my buzz. So I get back to my studio, post up another ad and finally get a good response from some guy with a blurry, flash-damaged camera phone body shot staying at the afore-mentioned Cherry Creek Marriott.
He seemed in decent enough shape so I hopped in The Bullet and headed out to meet him outside the hotel bar.
He was a sandy-haired preppy in his mid-30s, stocky and kind of blandly handsome. In other words, about 5000 steps up from your typical CL hookup. And the hotel is nice, so what the fuck. We made small talk in the elevator and I tried to be a little subtle about seeing what kind of heat he was packing.
Once we got to the room, there wasn't so much talking. He was a much better kisser than I'm used to with men. Plus he was a little taller than me, which turns me on, because it makes me feel more like... feminine, I guess. He ran his hands up under my shirt, and down my back to my ass (which is still fucking nice, if I do say so myself). I got under his shirt running my hands across his stomach and up to his pecs. He put his tongue in my mouth and I tweaked his nipples.