Ad Blitz
I used to look at porn, mostly women giving head. I thought for a long time that I was attracted to the women, who were topless, sucking dick. I used to jerk off to these pics all of the time. Then one day it hit me -- I was attracted to the dick in the woman's mouth. So that revelation made me jerk off to all of those pics again and again. Soon I started wondering what it would be like to actually give head. I would look at these pics and imagine that big cock in my mouth. This went on for a few years at least.
At work one day, I was getting my stuff together to start the new insurance ad blitz. I was trying to organize my contacts geographically, using zip codes as a starting point. After I get done with the initial breakdown, I start breaking it down even further, trying to be as efficient as possible.
I now have eight stacks of leads, each covering several city blocks. After a few days of cold calling, in person, just trying to make that great first impression, I start the next day with a workout in the hotel and hit the ground running. I make a couple good connections at various businesses and then I decide to try one more business before lunch. It is a massage business.
The name is generic and I walk in. Small waiting room, smells great, but not the flowery, feminine smell I expected. I stand there for a minute maybe, then I open the door and shut it again, this time a little harder, hoping that someone will hear me. I heard a male voice say "be right there." I check out the magazines on the table and the door opens up.
"Hey, how can I help you?" he says. "Do you have an appointment?"
"No," I say. "Hi, are you John? My name is Keith, Keith Williams. I am with XYZ Insurance. I hope I didn't catch you at a bad time. I just wanted to stop by and introduce myself. We handle business insurance and we have many customers in the area. We are just starting our canvas and I just wanted to stop by and see if we can sit down sometime this week and chat. Which day would work best for you?"
"I am not sure if I have any time this week," he replies, "there is only Thursday and Friday left."
I said, "I can do either day, you pick the time and I will be there, schedule permitting."
He goes and check his appointment book and says, "I can do tomorrow at 11 am, but I have an appointment before and after, so it will have to be a quick meeting."
"OK," I say "I'll see you tomorrow at 11am." I shake his hand and walk out the door. I will have to cancel my noon appointment for tomorrow.
Next thing I know, the alarm is going off. It is 6 am. I get up, take a shower and think about what to wear. I decide on tan slacks, blue shirt and brown dress shoes. And a pair of blue silk boxers. I go down to the hotel dining area and have some breakfast. I eat, head back to the room, call the wife and off I go.
I knock out my first two cold calls and head to my 11 am appointment. I open the door, the waiting room is empty and still smells very good, in a masculine way. I close the door and John appears right away.
"Hi John, how are you doing today?" I said.
"Great," he replies, "how about you?"
"Excellent," I respond.
He invites me in and we go in the back. He has a small desk right next to the massage table. There are several male silhouettes on the walls and body diagrams. The north facing window is letting in some sunlight, thanks to the blinds being partially open. The room is a very warm feel, light blue walls and one accent wall that is off white. In the corner, there is a partition, like the old ones where you could change clothes. Makes sense, I think.
The room is kind of awkward for a meeting and presentation of any kind, but I make do. I try to keep the atmosphere light and friendly. I explained all of the business opportunities that we provide. Then I ask him what kind of opportunities do you provide to your clients? He starts off by getting pretty technical with his procedures. I try to sneak a peak at his bulge. It is distracting me. I offer some questions as we move along. Then I ask if he has any specialty treatments that he provides? He answers me with, "Yes, I do athletic massages, orthopedic therapies and massages, occupational therapies and massages, Thai stretching, myofacial."
"Interesting. Which is the most popular?" I ask.
"Well," he says, "it depends on what you like."
"Oh, I see. So it is all up to the individual?" I ask.
"Absolutely," John replies.