I was lying in bed reading one evening when I got a text from Alan. I had known Alan for more than five years, and he had a very casual relationship, that every once in a while—when circumstances allowed—he would come over and fool around. I thought his text message was an indicator that it was going to be one of those nights.
He texted:
You busy?
I did not reply right away. I finished with the chapter I was reading before replying:
Not really. What's up?
He replied seconds after my text went through:
Call me.
This was an unusual step. Per the depth of our relationship, there was nothing that couldn't be handled in a text or two. I thought about what he possibly could have wanted. I never like going into conversations unprepared. I was not wholly prepared for this one.
"What do you need?" I asked, after his hello.
"I am going to need a favor," he replied.
"That usually isn't something we need to converse about. What is it?"
Alan sighed. "Well, I have this cousin. Came from out of town. And work just called me, and said that a pipe burst in the basement. Last time I had a pipe burst, I was there for 14 hours. I don't want to leave the guy alone."
"So that's where I come in, huh?"
"Relax," Alan said. "It isn't like that."
"Well, it sounds like you're ready to whore me out for your cousin. That's what it sounds like to me."
"I wouldn't use the word
whore
," Alan replied. "Just hang out with the guy. That's all."
"You called me because you want me to hang out with the guy?"
"Well," Alan said, pausing after the word. "Not exactly that either."
"Tell me why I'm not hanging up right now."
"Come on," Alan said. "Don't be like that. Look, you are always up for a good time, and my cousin is too. He has gone through a long divorce."
"Great," I replied. "He's probably going to be bitter."
"No. I think he is past all that."
I sighed. "I've known a lot of divorced people. They are
never
past that, and you know it."
"Okay. you got me there," Alan said. "But are you going to help me or what? Come on, I helped you when you needed it."
He was right. The week before, my car stalled out on me on the freeway. Alan was not the first person I called, but the first who picked up. I don't know what he did, but he got the car running and followed me home to be sure I made it there safely.
"Yes, and you were great," I replied. "But this is weird. I don't even know the guy."
"Doesn't that add an interesting element to this?"
I did not want to agree with him, but the more I thought about it, the more interesting it seemed.
"So, what about the guy? Is he a creep? Is he on meth or something?"
"He is an investment banker in Cincinnati."
"Alan," I sighed. "That in no way answers my question."
"No, he is a good guy," Alan replied. "Just fallen on hard times. A little quiet. That sort of thing."
"Am I going to have to talk him off a ledge or something. I don't want to sound heartless, but I'm not really in the mood to spend the night with a depressive."
"Then make him happy."
"Then make him happy," I replied. "That's if he wants to be happy."
"Oh, he wants to be happy, believe me."
"Christ, what all did you tell this guy?"
"Nothing," Alan replied. "I just said that I knew someone that knew how to have a little fun."
"How does he look?"
"Normal, I guess," Alan said. "A little taller than me. Maybe a little on the thin side. But not skinny. Why don't you just show the guy a good time? What do you say?"
"I'd say your place or mine?"
"I'd say mine, so that he doesn't get lost looking for your place. And he doesn't have a ride"
"And when do you want me to come over?"
"I'm leaving as soon as I get out the shower. I'm kind of in a hurry."
"Okay," I said. "But if this guy creeps me out in anyway, I'm taking off.
And you
will owe me."
"I don't think that will happen. Like I said. He's a good guy."
"That's what they all say. But if he is as good as you say he is, I'll make sure he doesn't miss you at all. He is up for fun, right?"
"Yeah, he is," Alan replied. "Try and bring those pink panties. They look good on you."
"Send me a pic of the guy," I said. "I want to see what I'm getting myself into."
"I'm telling you," Alan said. "He's all right. Don't go talking yourself out of it. It will be fun."
"Just send the picture," I replied. "I'm getting ready."
A minute later, as I was getting dressed, my phone vibrated. I unlocked the screen, and immediately was greeted by a picture message. It was a picture of a man from the chest up. The man looked very ordinary to me—if not a little young—which was not a bad thing. He had spiked blonde hair, and wore glasses. Looked almost innocent. This idea made me hot. Like I was about to spend the night rocking his world.
A few seconds later, I got a text message:
Now you send a pic.
I rolled my eyes. I did not particularly enjoy playing games. But I thought, what the hell, may as well give him a run.
I texted back:
Oh, he want's a picture, huh? Want something sexy?
I waited for a reply. It did not take long; perhaps a few seconds.
Alan replied:
yesyesyes
and gave off a smiley face with bulging hearts over the eyes.
I slid off my pants and underwear, and placed my phone on the floor—pressing the icon to put it in camera mode. As soon as the camera came on, I squatted over the phone, and took three pictures of my ass. I sent the best one over.
I continued getting dressed waiting for a response. I packed a long XXL shirt in a small handbag, along with a container of lube, and the pink pair of panties. A gift from Alan a few months back, they were the only pair I owned, and did not often get the opportunity to use them.
My phone vibrated in my hip pocket. It was a simple text:
OMG
I smiled, and texted back:
did he like, or should I stay on home?
The reply came quickly:
Get your ass over here. I'm heading out for work.
Be there in ten minutes