My neighborhood pal Dennis and I had grown up together, goading and daring each other into lots of stupid boy-type stuff. I recall one warm summer night while we were out riding bikes, I dared him to ride out to the lemon shed with his fly open and his dick hanging out. We just did stupid adolescent stuff like that as we were growing up.
Anyway, after graduating from high school, we both chose to continue living at our parent's homes, and attend the local community college. Dennis had a sister who was knocked up that year. He had once spied on her while she was sucking the presumed father's cock [a Navy guy]. We joked around about how Janet could have saved herself 9 months of grief if she had just kept that fucking prick in her mouth. Oh well, Janet's pregnancy wasn't our problem. Our problem was that we were healthy 18 year old males, horny as hell, and NOT getting any.
Anyway, in early January that year, Janet popped the kid. Dennis's parents wanted to spin down to San Diego [200 miles away] and meet their first grand-baby, even if it was a bastard ... since the Navy guy had shipped out without marrying Janet. So it was arranged that I'd spend the weekend with Dennis, while the rest of his family was away.
That Friday night we went to a basketball game. As we walked in the door of the gymnasium, I said to Dennis: "Hang on a second, I need to see a man about a dog" and headed towards the Men's Room.
Following, Dennis said "Yeah, I guess I'll drain the one-eyed monster, too." When we rounded the privacy baffle inside the door, Dennis spotted his buddy Phil standing at one of the floor-style urinals, taking a lengthy piss. We each stepped up to a urinal, leaving several empty ones between each other and Phil, as we weren't fags.
Phil commented that he was draining off some of the beer he'd been drinking all afternoon. This caught our attention, and Phil explained "Yeah, my sister LaRae just turned 21, and she picked up a case of beer for me. Meet me in the parking lot at the mid-game break, and we can all have a brew or two."
So, at the half-way point of the game, we headed out to the parking lot, and each swigged down a couple of beers. We each took a quick piss on the tire of the car next to Phil's truck, so we could avoid the typical lines in the Men's Room. We then headed back into the gym to see the rest of the game. Phil gave us a heads-up ... after the game he was meeting LaRae at the shopping plaza down the street, if we wanted beer or anything, that was the time and place to get it.
So, Dennis and I pooled our resources, and LaRae purchased us a case of beer, and a couple of packs of cheap stogies. We then headed back to Dennis's place. Since Dennis's old man smoked cigars, we felt we could get away with smoking our stogies and the tell-tale odor would not be a problem.
So, there we were late at night, two horny 18 year-old guys, sucking on cheap cigars and drinking beers. We were swapping lies about the sexual escapades we WOULD be pulling off, if only we had a willing partner.
About every 15 minutes one of us would need to take a whiz, and would usually be followed into the bathroom by the other guy. There we would stand on either side of the toilet, dicks hanging out, and drain our snakes. We'd make derogatory remarks to each other [like guys often do]: "Man, I've never seen such an ugly little pecker. Keep that son-of-a-bitch away from me!"
"Oh yeah? Well if my pecker was in your mouth you wouldn't have to be looking at it!"
"It'll be a cold day in Hell before that little weenie is EVER in my mouth!"
"You'll think 'little weenie' when my 7 inch stiff bone is ramming your tonsils, and you're gasping for air 'coz your whole mouth is filled with my hot meat!"
"Yeah, right. That'll be the day" ...
Anyhow, somewhere along the line we decided to break out the poker chips, and play a cut-throat game of poker. This was a time long before the days of 24 hour cable TV, VCRs, or other types of entertainment that are so common today. In our poker game, I quickly fell behind, and was secretly thankful we were just playing with chips. We played cards, drank beer, smoked stogies, and pissed for quite awhile.
As my fortunes went from bad to dismal, Dennis kept up a barrage of how he was whipping my ass, I played like a pussy, he wished we had bet a case of beer on this poker game, etc. etc.
I was pretty buzzed from the beer [and stogies too!], and tired of hearing Dennis yapping. So in a foolhardy moment, while we were once again pissing together, I said "Well Dennis ... if you've got the balls to bet a blow-job on who goes broke first, let's do it." As I suspected, THAT shut him up.