I opened one eye and observed my surroundings. Whenever I wake up, you see, I only open one eye. This way I'll know in advance if I should bother opening the other eye or just go back to sleep.
Anyhow, I saw what I usually saw; my somewhat bland bedroom, adorned with nothing entertaining, just holding a bed and a desk. Before I decided to doze back off, I made a chance glance at the clock adjacent to my bed. It was 11:00. In a half hour from now, I needed to be at work.
Mumbling obscenities I don't remember, my naked body fell clumsily forward into the shower, and all that offered me a laugh was the manner in which my penis flopped accordingly with my legs. Stumbling inside, I closed the curtain and turned the water on. The warm spray was more than invited this cold Winter morning, it was almost lusted after.
Grabbing the shampoo my mind suddenly landed on Holly. That new girl that had been the object of everyone's fancy, well, probably all of her life. Those greenish blue eyes and flowing blonde hair were just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. She had those perfect sized breasts fitted just above a tight stomach, complimented only further by her hips and ass. When she walked, the sweet sway of her hips had every man in the building with his tongue down around his knees. Not to mention those legs; when she wore a skirt, those finely tanned legs went on for days. Soon i found myself rubbing my crotch with my soapy hand. Laughing, I stopped and resumed my shower.
After toweling off and clothing myself in my black dockers and a matching jacket with a dark red shirt, I grabbed my keys and left the house fortunately without waking my roommate up. He could be such a little bitch sometimes, especially when it came to being awaken. I mean, big deal, go back to sleep, you know? Anyway, back to the subject at hand.
I walked in to the office knowing full well who the first person I'd see was. Scott. Dear god, this man was a putz. Why I'd been assigned to train him was obvious, but plenty to grip about nonetheless. He and Holly were hired the same day, and I couldn't help but envy Lauren, who'd been given the much desired task of training Holly. It was a good decision, though. No man could teach this girl anything; he'd be reduced to a drooling imbecile and babble about how boobs are good.
"Hey, Scott," I greeted him.
"Mike, I don't understand this."
Immediately Scott had me wanting to kill him. That was when Lauren came to my rescue. "Hey, Mike," she whispered, grabbing my arm and pulling me towards the elevator. "What's up," I asked, confused. She sighed heavily. "I can't work with Holly," she began. Then, with a self scolding look, she said, "I think she's kind of distracted."
I rolled my eyes. "What does this have to do with -" She nodded.
I struggled to keep the grin off of my face, but to no avail. She hit me on the shoulder. "So," Lauren continued, "do you want to trade?"
I was taken aback. "How will that help her?"
"Well, she's paying all her attention to you as it is."
"And you want to train Scott?"
"He is better looking than Holly."