This story is about my friend Brad and why he now loves the mall. See Brad was always the quiet guy, the guy everyone always recognized as "the weird skinny guy." No one ever really paid much attention to him, unless it was to rag on him. But Brad was a hopeless romantic... Like most virgins. See Brad had a lot of time to think about what he'd do if the chance ever arose.
Well, one day Brad got to the mall for work early so he could stop by FYE and pick up the new Pantera CD. While he was sampling the CD, he noticed a beautiful girl standing across the rack from him. She was 5'7" long wavy light brown hair, green eyes, and what he guessed were 34C breasts. It was taking all his will power not to stare. He was trying to just zone out to the metal guitars blaring in his head, when on one glance up to peek at this goddess before him, she stared right into his eyes and seductively licked slowly across her top lip with the tip of her tongue. Brad instantly got a semi and tried to go back to his music. Then for a second the music stopped, and he heard a soft voice whisper in a giggly tone "Is that for me?" He looked around but no one was even looking at him, let alone talking to him. He glanced over at the girl. She was looking down at a CD with a smirk on her face. Brad was confused, so he gave up on finding this "phantom whisperer" and went back to his song. Then the music just stopped, and literally in the blink of an eye he was standing in a dark void.