I'm a nobody. Not even a cog in the machinery of your great company. I make PowerPoints and Excel spreadsheets so that others can deliver their briefings.
You're a somebody. Every time I've seen you there has been an entourage. I wonder who gets to feed you grapes back in your office after a long day of making decisions and affixing your signature to papers.
That person should be me; I'd gladly volunteer to sink to my knees then be at your beck and call.
One day my roommate comes home with exciting news; you have hired an executive coaching service.
Of course, anonymity is key at times like these so, officially, nobody outside a small trusted group is even aware you just spent an entire week being tested and evaluated.
My roommate, however, works for that company and she now has access to the analytic papers that have been written up regarding "Mr. 2772."
I certainly wouldn't be in the know except for the fact that, against all odds, she had immediately recognized you.
Ok, during a game of truth or dare I had mentioned you were the guy I most wanted to fuck.
All of my girlfriends were clueless at that point...so then I had to fire up the computer and show them pictures of you from the internet.
Back in my room that night I played with my pussy as I envisioned exactly how you were going to seduce me and claim my virginity.
You make me so wet and when I finally do cum my entire body shudders and I drift off to dreamland.
I tell Emily not to get into any trouble but if there were a way that she could share those reports with me; I'd be forever in her debt.
Turns out, just work late on a Friday and the place is a ghost town so she has no problems whatsoever printing me off what I need.
We huddle together, giddy with excitement, as we begin to review the holistic commentary. Most of it is boring, but then we get to your sexual predilections.
Neither of us has ever heard of 'pet play' so we have to look that up. We both certainly know what voyeurism is though. Okay, but now what?