I Uncle Bart
I can remember Uncle Bart there at wharf side. Two stevedores were fighting, just pounding each other with their fists. They were standing off and round housing one another and you could hear the blows landing. My uncle walked in between them and grabbed each with one meaty paw, separating them. He talked to them each in turn, head swiveling from one to the other.
I stepped closer when the gunsels moved off so I could hear him talking in a low voice. He was saying, "See hear now, dis is a bad zample for the crews, K? Whatevah you doin', dis ain't the time. Dey need this stuff in 'Nam so you holding up the war effort. "The two bloody battered men looked sheepish and embarrassed.
He rounded them over to a corner amidst the hawsers and pulled his roll out. Thumbing through his spread, he pulled some bills, tucking them into front pockets. "Come by the club, tell Artie give you a bottle on my say so, share it, then getcher some gash over at Maudes." The two men went off, the gantry started back up with a puff of diesel and the four of us walked through the mist back to Uncle's big green Chrysler.
Uncle Bart had a social club and he also repped the longshoreman in north Jersey. He made things run smooth if you will, working with barmen, madams, made some book. I kind of grew up at the club and remember when the new Family came in, all bluster, bunch of goons in ill fitting suits. Bart didn't fight them. He knew change was inevitable. The Old Joes were polite, but their kids were the shits as Uncle would say. But he got along, knew how to make people do right and how to grease the skids. He was also my surrogate father. My dad was second seat in a T-38 trainer in the USAF when the jet lost power at low altitude and burrowed in to a hill outside Austin in '59.
We moved, Mom and I, from Texas after the funeral to her family's town back in Jersey and her brother took over my raising. It was he that took me to school first day. I saw him paying the doctor cash when my appendix had to come out. He never missed my high school baseball games, shouting encouragement from the bleachers when I came up to bat. He had a 'talk' with the university scout to come see me play and thus I was going to get a scholarship, my grades being so-so.
I wasn't allowed near any 'gash' growing up. Bart said something about germs and peckers falling off, making his wishes known. And mostly the girls my age steered clear. I think not so much because of me but because of my illustrious surrogate father. But in June the year I graduated he came into the stockroom where I was laying in the morning's liquor order to take me back to his office, where petitioners came every day but Sunday. Huge arm around me, he sat me down, then backed up and looked at me, holding me by the shoulders.
"Bunkie" he said, "You've been a good boy for me. I tellya do something f'me, it's done. You daddy'd been proud see you grow up, take direction, g'wan to college. September comes you'll start in, learnin' all sorts of smart things, see, so you can come out, be a man wit letters and be a boss almost right off. Ain't no future bein' a flunkie or gofer, you know dat."Then he paused. He picked up a framed photo of Aunt Mildred, long gone, his wife. "But they's more to life than schoolin'. There's real life an I'm gonna tell you secret."
He turned away to go crank the window open, the portrait like a miniature in his meaty fist. Sounds of a sunny morning flooded in. Birds flitted around in the oak tree across the street, happily chirping, air brakes hissing as a bus went by and the hum of tires starting and stopping at the red light. The sun beamed in across his desk and I could see a well chewed cheroot in the ashtray.
Uncle finished his deliberations as I sat silently, expectantly."It's like this. Women run the show. You doan know it and most men won't admit it. You wanna talk to a lawyer, what happens?"
I shrugged, watching his face.
"First, ya talk to his secretary. You know the man ain't answering his own phone. It's a woman! An you gotta be respectful or that lawyer will never know you called. Go to the library to find sumpin out, who do you see? One of the best friends you'll evah have is a librarian. Seen any man librarians?"
I shook my head no and started to wonder what Uncle was leading up to.
"OK, dos 're just zamples of a woman's power, but in the house, what they say goes too. Otherwise you shift for yourself, burn your own eggs and sleep on the couch." He paused for drama. "Bunkie, women are good as us. Lotta times they're smarter, already know what we gonna think fore we get round the corner. They got different minds an' its best not to make enemies of them, got that?"
"Sure Uncle Bart, that makes sense. I mean, I've never seen you disrespect a lady or act superior to one. But you get along with everybody. Why are you talking about just women?"
Bart reached into the top drawer of his desk and pulled out a fat envelope."Cause in order to respect women; ya gotta know how to treat them. And part o that treatin' is how to love them as men love their wives, like I loved my Millie." He opened the envelope. "Long years ago I got an education stationed in Europe. I want you to get the same."
As Mildred's portrait gazed on, Uncle Bart opened the envelope. He pulled out an airline ticket with KLM embossed on it along with some other papers."These papers, take 'em to the courthouse and sign them in front of the magistrate. Take this picture with you, go upstairs an'get your passport. See Doc Almontado, get immunized. You're gonna stay with Millie's nephew Pieter in Amsterdam. He's a bridge and locks inspector and he's gonna take you to some places, meet some ginch that'll show you the ropes. They get looked at alla time, so no germs, see? You get home, go off to school, you'll know how to conduct yourself, be bright with the ladies. Comes a day, you'll get married and won't be confused on the wedding night." He pulled out a row of fresh large bills from the envelope. "This is for your education and meals over there. Airplane leaves JFK next Thursday at, "squinting at the print, "seven in the evening."
I sat there, dumb as a mouse, disbelieving. Finally, I got up, went around his desk, and hugged him, still at a loss for words.
Uncle grinned, and in a serious tone, laid it out."Remember, ya gotta come back in the fall, do good at school. You the last of the line, see? You fall outa school, you go to the Board with that 1H and its off to war wit you. You doan wanna end up on the end up on the sharp end of some punji stick or shot to pieces by some monkey with an AK. No, come back, go to school, learn law like you want, mebbe do politics, whatevah you wan'. Just do me proud, do my sister proud, doan let life catch ya by surprise."