It was a little after ten when Brian tiptoed through the dark hotel room to the foot of his parents' bed. "Dad." Too soft. He cleared his throat and said, "Dad."
His mother stirred. "Huh?"
"I'm going for a walk."
"What?"
"You said I could go for a walk around the French Quarter if I was packed and ready to go. I am."
His mother said, "I don't think so. It isn't safe."
"You said I could."
"Your father said you could. I say you can't."
His father said, "For God's sake, it's a Monday morning, not Mardi Gras." His dad looked at him. "Be back by noon. I mean it."
"I will!" He grabbed his wallet and headed for the door.
"Leave your wallet," his mother said. "Put your money in your sock so pickpockets don't get it.
"Pickpockets?" Brian asked.
"Jesus Christ," his exasperated father said. "How much money do you have?"
"A hundred and forty dollars."
"Let me see," his mother said, and made him count out the seven twenties.
His father said, "Come back with all of it. Don't go spending it on junk."
"I might stop and get some beignets."
"Fine. But that's it. And back by noon."
"Can I take the camera?"
His dad sighed. "OK."
He trotted through the door and it slid shut and there was silence, blessed silence.
He was free.
He jogged down the stairs and through the lobby and was on Rampart Street in fifteen seconds. Already the air was heavy and damp and he knew it would be another scorcher. But who cared about that now? He was on his own, a man about town, and what a town! New Orleans, the Big Easy. He could see himself back home in Pittsburgh, telling his buddies about the forbidden joys of the busiest street in the world, the one and only Bourbon Street.
The past week had been utter hell. They'd flown to Phoenix to spend time with Brian's grandparents. It should have been a lot of fun, golf and hiking and lounging in the pool, but a freak storm rained out two whole days, and then Brian came down with the flu. The trip was a complete loss.
His parents drove him nuts, he thought on purpose. He started college in the fall and they were still trying to get him to forget Penn State and go to Pitt. "If you went to Pitt, you could live here and take the bus to class," his mother said, unintentionally making the case against Pitt absolutely air-tight. All he had to do was convince them to let him go. The problem was, he had no idea how. and he didn't know if he had the guts to stand up to them.
He walked up St. Anne's Street and admired the pastel-painted houses and their formidable defenses. Every house was guarded by a tall wrought-iron fence, the tops of the fences festooned with barbed wire, metal spikes, even shards of broken glass. He grinned, thinking of some drunken slob, desperate for a quiet place to piss, climbing up and getting a very rude surprise at the top. He took pictures of the most lethal-looking contraptions and moved along.
Bourbon Street was mostly deserted but it was still a remarkable sight. He looked downtown and it stretched on forever, block after block after block, an vast avenue of full of forbidden delights. And he had two glorious hours to explore them.
It was already getting oppressively humid, and Brian paused in front of a saloon to soak up the freezing air blasting out of its open door. He walked a few feet and there was another bar, it's door open, sub-arctic air creating a cone of cold just outside the door. The frigid air felt wonderful on his skin.
It was too much to take in all at once. He walked past a karaoke bar, a souvenir shop, a three-star restaurant, and a place that sold all sorts of voodoo trinkets and other spooky stuff. And the chaotic jumble of bars and shops and restaurants continued to the horizon. There was this little hole in the wall, barely big enough for five people to stand in, that sold frozen daquiris. A pretty blonde girl with very large breasts and a tight T-shirt tended plastic tubs filled with different colored slurries. It was 10AM and she already had a half-dozen customers. Unreal.
He walked past a storefront and stopped cold. The sign said, "Nude Girls!", the two-word combination most likely to get the attention of an 18-year-old boy. It was a strip joint, obviously, a low-rent, seedy place with a bright green awning over the doorway. The entrance was covered by thick plastic slats, the kind that keep the cold inside a meat locker.
"Nice place," he murmured to himself, trying to imagine the goings-on in a place like this. His mother would literally kill him if he went in a place like this, actually break his neck and dump his body in the woods. Even if she saw him looking at it she'd flip. He thought about taking a picture, just to freak her out, but he knew better. Freaking out Mom was a losing game.
He remembered that ghastly day when his mother walked in on him masturbating in the bathroom. Did she turn away in embarrassment, or run away screaming? No. She grabbed him by the arm, dragged him down to the car, Brian desperately trying to pull his pants up, and took him to see their parish priest. There he was subjected to an hour-long lecture on the evils of self-abuse by a 65-year-old man who probably hadn't had an erotic thought in his life. Father Walter, perpetually befuddled, oblivious to the outside world, telling Brian about how spilling his seed on the ground was a ticket to eternal damnation. That's the phrase he used, spilling his seed.
That day convinced him how ludicrous his Catholic upbringing was, the hypocrisy, the disconnection from reality. Once he got to school he would never set foot in a church again. He wondered how badly his own sexual health had been damaged by that day. He couldn't know for sure, because he was still very much a virgin, never getting beyond a shy kiss on the lips with a girl.
He walked a few yards past the club and lifted his camera to take a picture of a restaurant that had a second-floor balcony with a magnificent cast-iron railing. He was taking aim when a voice behind him purred, "You do know you aren't seeing the real Bourbon Street, don't you?"
He turned and there was a woman standing right behind him. She was maybe five years younger than his mother, but she looked like no mother he'd ever seen. She was very attractive, with thick black hair, sly brown eyes, and lips painted a rich, creamy red. Her perfume was exotic and oddly spicy, her scent surrounded him in a miasma of feminine softness.
She was nearly a foot shorter than Brian, and her petite body was almost obscenely curvaceous. She was dressed all in white-corset, garter belt, stockings, heels. Her big milky breasts jiggled inside the cups of her corset.
Brian looked at her and his mouth went slack as he stared. He couldn't help staring. He'd never seen a woman up close wearing such sexy lingerie, and the fact that he was standing with her in the middle of what is normally the busiest street in the world added to the shock. "What?" he asked in a weak voice.
She reached out and tickled his belly with fingers tipped with long, red fingernails. "Here you are having a walk around my town, but you aren't seeing us at our best." She stepped even closer and put a stockinged knee between his thighs. She pointed down Bourbon Street, toward downtown. "You need to come for Mardi Gras, honey. The biggest party in the world. Can you imagine, as far as you can see, people jammed together as close as you and me." She put her other arm around his waist and slowly, gently, tugged him toward the tiny awning covering the entrance of the club.
Brian let himself be led, paralyzed by her overt sexiness, his nervous system overwhelmed by the sensation of her fingernails caressing him just above his belt. He was actually shaking. She didn't seem to notice. She said, "Everyone all packed together, everyone having a good time, no inhibitions, no worries." They were under the awning and she turned him so his back faced the street, his big body keeping passersby from seeing her clearly behind him. She slowly untucked his shirt from his shorts slid her bare hand under his shirt. her nails dancing across his belly.
"And everyone dressed up in sexy costumes, showing themselves off for everyone to see. This is what I wore for Mardi Gras." She leaned away to give him a better look. "Do you like it? Do you think I look nice?"
Brian nodded like a drunk. The woman smiled and pulled his hips against her. His erection stuck out like a chisel. She leaned up and kissed his cheek. "You're so polite." Again her hand disappeared under his shirt, and now her fingers probed the waistband of his shorts. Brian's trembling grew worse. He looked over his shoulder. Other people walked past and paid them no mind, and Brian guessed that this wasn't the most shocking thing Bourbon Street had ever witnessed, a sexy woman toying with a petrified teenage boy. He turned back and her dark eyes smiled up at him.
"What's your name, honey?" she asked.
"Brian," he stammered.
She leaned back for just a second and shook his limp hand. "My name is Vanessa. It's nice to meet you, Brian."
He managed a sickly smile. "Nice to meet you, too."
She released her hand and her fingers resumed their burrowing in his shorts. "Where are you from, Brian?
"Pittsburgh."
"Are you in town with your mommy and daddy?"
He nodded. "Our flight leaves at four," he said, hoping she would release him from her tender clutches.