(Young lovers can find it difficult to have fun when parents are vigilant but the young hormones are raging. They all want to try something new or expand their repertoire. All participants herein are at least 18 years.)
Last Valentine Day I had to get something for my current girlfriend, Sheila. I suppose she may be considered over-protected by today's standards. We have been together for almost a year and so far we have done nothing sexual except some necking and making out where we felt each other's bodies through our clothes. And she's a good looker, blonde with saucy blue eyes that reflect the mischief in her soul and tits to die for.
The special lover's holiday came along and I debated. I thought to buy her the usual stuff, roses or candy, maybe chocolates and of course a card. I considered clothing items like a scarf or a purse. I even thought about sex related items like a vibrator or a dildo but I quickly put those ideas out of my mind. I didn't feel we had reached that stage yet and I didn't want to embarrass her.
So I was checking out the cards at the drug store and I ran across this humorous one that really tickled my funny bone. On the front it said, "We can walk on the sand hand in hand," and it was accompanied by a south seas island picture with footprints in the sand, palm trees and a sunset. But when you opened it up it said on the inside, "Or we could get drunk and have sex, which doesn't really rhyme but is just as good."