Authors note: Hello everyone. I hope you have been enjoying this series of the Tables. Thank you once again to David and Kate for being my second set of eyes. Enjoy! ~ellie.
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"Look, I wish that I could let you off easy, Gideon," Leighton said with mock sincerity. "But Lydia would know, and I have to live with her while you get to fly away with my favourite sister, best friend and the nicest woman I know."
"You don't think that Lydia will be more concerned about that statement than anything you might or might not have said to me?" Gideon chuckled.
"He hasn't done it yet, has he?" Rick asked, walking into the room, frowning at his brother.
"I'm not even sure what he's trying to do or say at this point. I just want to see Vivienne," Gideon said, letting a little of his frustration cloud his voice as Rick sighed at Leighton.
"Okay, well let's see what I can do to expedite things. Leighton and I both know that you're not the moron you pretend to be, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and call you a moron because you managed to fuck things up with Vivienne once already. Now here's the thing. As her brothers, we have to let you know that, even though we have agreed that you are the aforementioned moron and you're bound to fuck up again, if you ever fuck up again so badly that she runs home without taking the time to pack then we will have to take issue with that," Rick said in a business-like tone.
"I see," Gideon nodded. "Do you need a pinkie promise or something that I won't fuck up again?"
"I was thinking more of a blood oath, but I guess a big girl like you would be more used to pinkie promises," Leighton agreed. "Just don't fuck up again, okay? I don't want to have to ask Rick to go and kick your ass."
"I guess it stands to reason you'd send the scary little brother after me. Just don't forget that I have one of those myself, and mine is scarier than yours," Gideon chuckled. "Tell you what, if I ever fuck up this badly again you can let me know when Rick's on his way, and I'll organise a cage for him and Gen."
"Shit," Rick shook his head. "You're on your own this time, Leigh. I'm not taking on Genesis Zenati in a cage fight."
"Don't worry. I am prepared to pinkie swear that I will do my best not to make another major fuck up, ever again. Small fuck ups are inevitable though," Gideon said sincerely. He knew he had blown it even inviting his mother to the city for dinner to introduce her. He should have listened to his brothers but she had never interfered like this in his life before, and he couldn't believe that she had done it even now.
"And, maybe try not to make the minor ones either," Leighton suggested. "It's not that hard to keep the girl you love happy. Just always have an apology handy for any occasion and use it, even if you're not sure you're in trouble."
"And for fuck's sake, when you see her tonight, don't put your foot in your mouth by staring or saying something stupid," Rick advised.
"Saying something stupid at the worst possible time is sort of what I'm good at," Gideon lamented and sagged in his chair.
"This time, count to ten before speaking or doing something stupid," Leighton chuckled. "Poor bastard. I almost feel sorry for you. You have no idea what you're walking into by insisting on coming here today." He turned toward the door which had just swung open, despite his asking for a few minutes of privacy.
"Leighton, seriously man, I think Lydia has finally lost her mind. Do you know what she did today?" Teddy asked as he ambled into the living room of the large house.
"It's his fault. Send the bill to the Zenati," Leighton grumbled good-naturedly but gave his brother a look to silence him from saying anything else.
"What did I do now?" Gideon complained. "Shit, I can't catch a break with his family. Just give me what I came for and I'll be going."
"It's not mine to give you," Leighton shrugged.
"What did he come for?" Teddy asked Rick.
"Vivienne," Rick grinned.
"Our Vivienne?" Ted asked, not understanding what was going on. He loved his sister, and he knew Vivienne was great, but she was shy and awkward with everyone aside from her siblings. Even then, not everyone made her feel comfortable enough to be herself. "What did she do?" he asked, bristling protectively and thinking that she must have done something while in Darwin that required her to return and apologise or fix the mistake, with an escort no less.