Home from his second year of college during a short spring break, Chris was taking the trash out to the street at the front of his parents' home. A young woman on a power walk stopped to talk.
"Chris? Chris, is that you?"
"Why, ah, Angela?"
"Yes, you remember me. How nice," she said extending her hand to him.
He shook her hand and said, "I almost didn't recognize you. I'm sorry."
"Oh, no need," she laughed lightly. "It's good to see you. How's college treating you?"
"Great," he said enthusiastically, "I like it a lot. What about you?"
"Well, I started college, but then fell in love and got married and moved to my husband's home in Canada."
"Oh," he said slyly, "are you here on a spring break, too?"
"No," she responded, ignoring his attempt at humor," I got divorced several months ago."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean..."
"No problem," she said, waving her hand, signifying no offense. "It just didn't work out."
"I thought you looked a little sad."
"How would you know?" she asked taken aback.
"Oh, well, you were always so sunny and upbeat the few times we met during Spanish club. Now you have sad eyes."
"You noticed me in high school?" she asked with gleeful surprise.
"Yeah," he laughed nervously, "you were always smiling and enthusiastic. I noticed that, because it was unusual to see such a beautiful co-ed participate so thoroughly with us ordinary folks."
"Is that an insult or a compliment, Chris?" she asked craning her neck so her sad brown eyes could meet his happy brown irises.
"Definitely a compliment, Angela. Your dark blonde ringlets were always bobbing up and down, and your lips so full—oh, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean..."
"Are you kidding?" she interjected. "What woman doesn't live to receive a stream of compliments like this? Please," she urged, "please go on."
"Really?" he asked in relief.
"Yeah really," she laughed gaily. "In fact, if you're not busy, why don't you come to my house for a swim?"
"Uh, okay. Are you sure?" he asked as a furrow crossed his brow.
"Yeah. Why do you ask?"
"Well...I've never been to your house."
"Well..." she mimicked with arms akimbo, "I've never been to yours."
"Huh! How is that, do you suppose? How could we go to school together for so many years and live four doors away from each other, and never visit even once?"
"Well, I guess," Angela began, "I was a year behind you in school for one, and except for Spanish club we didn't move in the same circles. Maybe it's time we do."
"Okay. Thanks. I'd like to visit you. But will your parents mind?"
She giggled as she said, "My parents are out of town for a few days, and they've told me that since I'm a big girl and have already been married, that I'm 'emancipated' and can pretty much come and go and invite whomever I please into the house."
"Hmm. Okay. How about in an hour?"
"Okay. That will give me time to finish my walk. Bring a bathing suit. Our pool and hot tub are just begging to be used." She turned to leave. "See you soon," she smiled broadly.
"Yeah, thanks again." He waved and gazed at her until she walked out of sight. How could I have not seen how beautifully proportioned she was? he asked himself. I do recall that she was well built, but I didn't remember her incredible cleavage. Could her chest have grown in the last two years? Did she mention a hot tub? He began to perspire and the butterflies in his stomach refused to leave him. They intensified as he approached her door. Immediately after he pressed the buzzer, the door opened wide and he gasped at the five foot five inch package of bikini dynamite standing in front of him. Before Chris knew what he was saying, he blurted out "Oh my God! Be still my heart!"
Angela burst out laughing. "Close your mouth before you attract flies, for heaven's sake. You're so foolish. Come in." She reached out and pulled him inside by his wrist and closed the door.
"You mean you've never been ogled before, Angela?"
"You know, Canadian men are more reserved than American men. By comparison, you're so silly, and I didn't realize how much I missed that inane quality...until I went away."
"Ain't that the truth. You take for granted what you have every day until it's no longer there," Chris pointed out, his nervousness finally subsiding. "Like you, for instance," he observed.
"Oh?"
"Yeah. I took you for granted until I saw you just now. Before, you were a good looking chick, and now..."
"Yes?" she waited anxiously.
"But now, you're a radiant woman. How could I not see that back then? It's only been two years."
"Thanks, Chris, that means a lot to me. But to be fair, you've changed and become more mature—although just as silly as ever—and I, too, have changed quite a bit. Go get your suit on now so you can come to the pool and tell me all about college."
"Okay," he responded heading to the bathroom, "but first, I want to hear all about your marriage, because marriage trumps college on the scale of life, I think."
When he emerged from the bathroom, Angela motioned to him as she yelled, "Over here, Chris." He joined her on a screened-in sun-splashed deck of paved multi-colored stones surrounding a large pool of clear water. In the corner a luxurious hot tub churned and foamed. His butterflies returned and then vanished just as quickly when he heard "Race you to the end of the pool and back!"
He got into the pool beside her and upon her "Ready, set, go!" a furious race ensued. They both touched the wall at almost the same time, resulting in a mock argument as to who won. Finally, Chris pronounced in a clipped British accent: "Upon consulting the international sports federation, the judges have decided that the gold medal is to be awarded to Angela. A moment of silence, please, as we observe the Canadian national anthem." Chris began to bellow the strains of "Oh Canada!" while Angela held her ribs and doubled over amid fits of laughter.