The Hot Consulting Firm
I'd always been the small guy. Not just short--5'6" in shoes with a decent sole--but small in every way that mattered growing up. Small voice, small presence, small dreams that never quite stretched past the edges of a graphing calculator. High school was a blur of A's and acne, college a slog of late nights with code and coffee. So when I landed a job at Pinnacle Consulting, it felt like a glitch in the matrix. Pinnacle was
the
firm--sharp suits, sharper minds, clients with bank accounts bigger than some countries' GDPs. I'd aced the interviews, out-calculated MBAs twice my age, and now here I was, 24 years old, stepping into my first day with a laptop bag that weighed more than I did.
The assignment was a new bank branch--shiny, aggressive, the kind of place where the air conditioning hummed with quiet arrogance. I adjusted my glasses, pushed my bangs off my sweaty forehead, and shuffled into the open-plan office they'd set up for us consultants. My tie was too tight, my khakis too beige, but I was determined to make it work. Then I met Melanie.
She walked in like she owned the place--34, slim, brunette, and dressed in a way that made my palms sweat just looking at her. Her blouse was a deep teal, unbuttoned one notch past professional, and her skirt hugged her hips so tight I wondered how she sat down. Heels clicked like gunfire on the hardwood floor, and when she turned to me, her smile was a weapon--sharp, bright, the kind that could cut you open and leave you thanking her for it. "You must be Robert," she said, voice smooth and warm, like she was pouring honey over gravel. "Welcome to the team."
"Uh, hi," I stammered, shoving my glasses up my nose. "Yeah, that's me. Robert Kessler." I held out my hand, then yanked it back when I realized it was clammy. She didn't seem to notice--or care--just tilted her head and sized me up like I was a puzzle she'd solve later. Then she was gone, sashaying toward a glass-walled conference room where a big, grizzled guy waited. Steve, I'd learn later. Project manager. My first thought was that he'd be the one calling the shots. My second thought was that Melanie's perfume--something floral and expensive--lingered longer than it should've.
The first week was a grind. I was the new guy, so I got the leftovers--endless spreadsheets, data pulls that made my eyes blur, reports nobody bothered to read. I didn't complain. Numbers were my safe zone, always had been. Give me a dataset, and I'd tame it, turn chaos into columns that marched in perfect order. The bank's financials were a mess--expansion plans, loan projections, risk models half-baked by some overpaid exec. I'd sit at my desk, headphones on, lo-fi beats drowning out the office buzz, and lose myself in it. Twelve-hour days didn't faze me. I'd survived worse in college, fueled by ramen and Red Bull.
Melanie, though? She was a mystery. She was my boss, technically--senior consultant, name on the org chart above mine--but she didn't act like it. She'd call meetings at random, show up late with a Starbucks cup and a breezy "Sorry, traffic!" then spend the whole time scrolling Instagram while Steve blabbered about timelines. If someone asked her a real question--like, say, what our deliverables were for the risk assessment--she'd flash that smile, toss her hair, and say, "Oh, I'm sure Robert's got that handled." Then all eyes would turn to me, and I'd blink, stammering through an answer while she sipped her latte like she'd invented delegation.
At first, I figured she was just busy. Big-picture stuff, right? Strategy, client schmoozing, things a nerd like me wouldn't get. But by day five, I was doubting it. I'd hand her a report--20 pages, charts, the works--and she'd skim it for ten seconds before tossing it aside with a chirpy, "Looks great, Rob!" Rob. I hated that nickname. Made me sound like a used-car salesman. Worse, she'd take my stuff to meetings and present it like she'd written it, tripping over words like "amortization" until Steve swooped in with a grunt and a "What she means is..." I'd sit there, jaw tight, wondering how she'd gotten this far.
Then I saw it. Steve. Big, old Steve--50s, beer gut, voice like he smoked a pack a day. He'd lean back in his chair, smirking at her, eyes glued to her chest while she giggled at his terrible puns. "Synergy's our bread and butter, eh, Mel?" he'd say, and she'd laugh--loud, fake, leaning forward just enough to give him a show. I caught them once in the break room, her hand brushing his arm while he muttered something about "late nights." She winked, and my stomach twisted. It wasn't subtle. It wasn't even clever. She was sleeping with him--or at least letting him think she would--and he was covering for her.
I started watching closer. It wasn't just Steve. Greg from compliance, a wiry guy with a goatee and a nervous tic, would hover by her desk, offering to "double-check" her work. She'd bat her lashes, and he'd scurry off like a puppy with a bone. Tom, the IT contractor--balding, awkward, probably hadn't had a date since dial-up--was next. She'd call him over with a pouty "My laptop's acting up again," and he'd blush so hard I thought he'd pop a blood vessel. One night, I saw them duck into a supply closet, her giggling, him fumbling with the door. Five minutes later, they were back, her lipstick smudged, him grinning like he'd won the lottery.
Melanie wasn't just bad at her job--she was
useless
. No skills, no clue, nothing but a tight skirt and a knack for picking the right guys to screw. The clients loved her, too--middle-aged bankers who'd nod along to her flirty small talk, too distracted by her legs to notice she hadn't answered their questions. It was a system, and she was running it like a pro. Steve gave her cover, Greg and Tom did her grunt work, the clients signed off. And me? I was the idiot keeping it all afloat, hunched over my laptop while she coasted.
I should've been mad. I was killing myself--bags under my eyes, coffee stains on my shirt--while she flirted her way to a paycheck. But I wasn't. Not really. See, I'd spent my life being invisible. Small, nerdy Robert, the kid nobody noticed unless they needed homework help. Melanie was the opposite--loud, bold, untouchable. And yet, she was so blatant, so
obvious
, that even I could see through her. It was almost funny. Almost.
By week three, I had her pegged. She wasn't dumb--not in the way that mattered. She knew people, knew how to twist them around her finger. Steve was her shield, Greg and Tom her minions, the clients her pawns. I could've gone to HR, typed up a complaint about "unprofessional conduct." But what would that get me? A pat on the head and a reputation as a snitch? No thanks. I'd never had power before--not real power, the kind that shifts the room when you walk in. Watching Melanie, I started to wonder if I could grab some for myself.
It started small, just testing the waters. One day, I handed her a revised budget--clean, tight, hours of my life in those cells--and said, casual as I could, "Steve seemed real happy with the last one. Said you two went over it late last night." Her eyes snapped up, sharp for a split second, then softened. "Oh, you know Steve," she said, laughing too loud. "Always overanalyzing." But I saw it--the flicker of worry. She was wondering what I knew, how much I'd pieced together. I didn't push, just smiled and walked away. Step one.
A few days later, I tried again. We were in a meeting, Steve rambling about deadlines while Melanie doodled hearts on her notepad. I piped up, all innocent: "Melanie, didn't you and Greg sort out the compliance stuff already? I thought I saw you two working on it." Greg choked on his water, coughing into his fist. Melanie's pen froze mid-swirl. She recovered fast, tossing her hair with a laugh. "Oh, Robert, you're so observant! We were just brainstorming." Steve grunted, oblivious, but I caught her glance my way--longer this time, sizing me up. Step two.
I wasn't sure what I was doing, not at first. I'm not a player--never have been. My romantic history was a string of flops: a girl from stats class who'd zoned out while I explained p-values, a Tinder date who'd left halfway through my rant about blockchain. Melanie was a league I couldn't even see from my bleachers. But this wasn't about liking her. It was about the game. She thought she had everyone figured out--Steve, Greg, the clients, me. I wanted to prove her wrong, show her I wasn't just the quiet nerd in the corner.
The tipping point came on a Thursday. Long day, office half-empty, and I was still at my desk, tweaking a forecast model. My eyes burned, my tie was a noose, but I was close to cracking it--numbers aligning like stars. Melanie sauntered over, hips swaying, and perched on the edge of my cubicle. "Burning the midnight oil, Rob?" she asked, voice low, teasing. I glanced up--her blouse was half-unbuttoned, teal fabric gaping, and she was close enough I could smell that damn perfume again. My throat went dry. "Just finishing up," I managed, shoving my glasses up.
"You're so dedicated," she purred, leaning in. "I love that about you." It was bullshit--I knew it, she knew it--but her eyes were locked on mine, and my pulse kicked up. Flattery, sure, but there was something else, too. She was fishing, testing
me
now. I saw my shot. "Yeah?" I said, leaning back in my chair, trying to look cool even though my hands were shaking. "Guess I learned that from you and Steve. You two seem to get a lot done after hours."
Her smile slipped, just for a heartbeat. Then she laughed, too loud, and stood up straight. "You're funny, Rob. I didn't expect that." She turned to leave, skirt swishing, but I wasn't done. "I'm full of surprises," I called after her, voice steadier than I felt. She paused, looked back, and this time her smile was different--wary, curious, like she'd underestimated me. Step three.