The Game - Drinking and Stripping
This story is purely fictional. Any names or characterizations are in no way meant to apply to any 'real' or actual person/persons.
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I was amazed as I walked down the isle of a pharmacy, only to find a game. Not just any game you understand, but a game that seemed to offer the precise results I was looking for: a drunk and naked wife. I shoved my morals and shyness deep inside me and brought the game to the sales desk. The clerk was stunning and thankfully she never batted an eye as she wrapped the game in brown paper and completed the sale.
I brought the game home after work that day and much to my delight, Liz appeared to be alright with it's concept. Her only concern was when and where we might play this game.
I had it all planned out. My birthday was fast approaching and we were going to spend it with good friends of ours at their place. "Liz," I began, "We can take the game with us to Pat and Ed's place on the birthday. I'm pretty sure I can convince them to try out the game."
Liz was not sure about my decision, but it was going to be my party after all so she agreed. She had only one rule that she was adamant about, that we would not have sex in the same room with Ed and Pat if things came to that. I was fine with that saying, "No problem Liz, we can play it by ear if we ever get to that stage."
My birthday arrived and that evening we went to Pat and Ed's for dinner. Pat made a lovely roast beef dinner with all the trimmings including Yorkshire pudding, one of my favourites. After eating we sat in the living room and I brought out the game I wanted to play.
Ed was all for it in a heart beat while Pat was a little less enthusiastic. Apparently she had the same concern as Liz had about being in the same room if things came to having sex at the end of the game. Ed assured her that we would go to different rooms if that was the case. With that settled, we were about to set forth on a night of drinking and debauchery.
We laid the board out in the middle of the carpet and for the first time the four of us set eyes on what was to become our evenings entertainment. There were cards to place on the board and player pieces, not to mention a bottle of rum and 4 shot glasses. With everyone ready to play I set out to read the instructions aloud.
"Ahem! The object of the game is to be the first one naked." Okay, so that was out first surprise of the evening. "That's what it says. The first one naked is the winner. I'll go on. There aren't too many instructions so it shouldn't take long. The first person to play shakes the dice and moves the appropriate number of spaces on the board."
Pat quickly noted that all of the spaces had various things for us to do and the three of us nodded.
I continued, "When landing on a space, do whatever action is required and then pass the dice to the next person on your left. Should a person land on a space that requires picking up a card from the center of the board, they must complete the action required, and if that action requires the aid of another player, the two of them must do the action until it is that person's next turn."
The rest was pretty self explanitory so we set out to play the game. We realized very early on that the number of articles of clothing had to be determined so we went about deciding on what was an article. The girls wanted each button on their blouses to count as one article and eventually Ed and I agreed, and so off we went, rolling the dice and moving our pieces around the board.