I apologize to my readers. I incorrectly referred to a cervix as a hymen in my last missive.
My mind doesn't work so good these days that's why I'm writing this down. When I have an erection I have even more trouble... So please forgive me. Anyway, I hope no one is reading this as prep for their medical exams!
Talking about hymens reminds me of this story...
I had been at the Sanatorium a few weeks when I was summoned to appear before the Headmistress at Miss Belfree's School for Young Ladies which was the other side of town. I was quickly ushered into her office .
"Doctor," She said. "I trust I can rely on your discretion, I should hate for this to leak out. It would ruin our reputation."
"Madam." I replied. "I can assure you as medical professional my lips are sealed. How can I help?"
"Well," She whispered, "last night some boys were discovered, after lights out, in one of the dorms. I need you to check that all the girls are still 'intact'. So to speak."
"You mean virgins?" I queried.
"Exactly." She explained, "These young ladies are all from wealthy homes. Their parents sent us young virgins. They are expected to be virgins when they return."
"So you have them all inspected before graduation?" I asked with incredulity.
"Of course not." She said with indignation. "We have never had need to doubt our young ladies before... It's just that after this incident we need to be sure. You do understand?"
"Of course." I lied, "How many girls do I need to check?"
"Twenty-five." She replied, "All eighteen years old."