CLCC-Ch.2
Georgia
This is the second chapter in the Church Ladies' Cunning Club in which Simon, a mature man with a talented tongue is asked to provide
that
for a series of women who have not enjoyed the benefits of a true cunning linguist. All characters in this series are of legal age and participate in this adventure with full consent.
It was almost a ritual. Melissa had driven Simon out to Janine's little bungalow at the edge of town. The night was cool and wind-voices whispered in the tops of the pines across a field of corn stubble. The place was cute, almost an Irish cottage with thick white walls and a low hanging 'hobbit' roof. Melissa let herself in the red door. Janine was not there.
"She's picking up her mom's second cousin at her place. Better that way. Just a friendly relative taking the girl out for a few laughs. Bring her home at a decent hour. Nobody will know she has been doing something... indecent. Drink?"
Simon nodded. Melissa knew his tastes from years at the bar. And now he knew her taste too. Would he get to sample it again tonight? That wasn't exactly the idea. After that initial session in the bar's back room he and Melissa and Janine had had a few pops and the gals started cooking up a plan. They were sparking off each other about who would
really
benefit from his talented tongue. What the fuck? Apparently there was an impressive list of ladies of all stripes who would be up for '
that,'
as they continued to call his ability to make each of them come out of her skin with his cunning lingual skills. Curiously, most of the women attended the same church where both gals went.
"Given our profession I'm sure pastor Jake thinks we come to atone for our sin of inebriating the people of the town. Actually, both being single, we go there to meet men..."
"...and women." Janine laughed a dirty laugh.
"... and to drum up business. So, who do we think...?"
"... Oh, there are so many who badly need it, though they might be shocked to admit it. But everyone knows there is more that goes on in this town... I mean, why do you think so many pretty single women like to 'listen to Pastor Jake's sermons?'"
"Shh now. No tales out of school. But we know a certain person pays well for his private delivery of single malt. And if he doesn't have company when the delivery is made? Would you ever...?"
"Tut tut, I'll never tell. And I have no idea who owns that Mercedes convertible I
don't
sometimes see behind the preacher's manse...."
"Or the pink VW Beetle. Or that huge mommy-wagon"
"Some are single. Some lonely mums, yes. Shh, we have a mission to accomplish."
"So we do, so we do."
Then they really got serious, working out who would want it, and wouldn't be shocked or grossed out by the situation, and who wouldn't 'tell tales out of school.' The names kept popping up.
"Madeline."
"Madeline the
church lady of church ladies? No!"
"Yes! I heard her whispering to my sister Agnes in the back of Fellowship Hall over vanilla cookies and Cool Aid. She was very proper, but I knew what it was about; how maybe it was a sin, but she ached for 'the way Bobby Ells had given her that
different kiss
in his RAM back in '97 after the Lansdowne game.' Cause her Earl just 'did it the regular way and was done.' Oh yes, definitely Madeline. And Agnes will want it too, because she is the queen of toys but doesn't have a man."
"Ojonya?"
"Hey. I hadn't thought Ojonya, but yes, she was kind of hinting about how she felt so far from Kingston and no men from her church were on the exchange this time."
"Granny Burton?"
"Oh, yes. You don't think Simon will have an age thing...?" Simon was sitting right there sipping his beer.
"Doesn't matter. You gotta be dedicated, and you ever seen Granny Burton at the pool? That woman could crack nuts with her thighs.
"And probably does."
"But not as much as she wants to...."
"And what about your mom's cousin...?"
"The sweet one, don't have but peach fuzz on her."
"Yep, her. She is always so...
restless.
I saw her come out of the ladies last Thursday at Anna's birthday and her cheeks was all purply-pink. I knew just what she had been doing."
"Would she agree to it?"
"Dunno. I could ask her. Real discreet-like. Maybe hint that you and me had enjoyed something few girls, women, ever got full-tilt. She's a curious kitty. Might figure we was going to 'talk about' new toys we just got."
"Girls that age are real curious about that stuff."
"But do you think she would let...?" Melissa looked over at Simon.
"Yep, I
know
so. That's what made me think. Because she was whining the other day about how boys always wanted to maul her, and 'just stick it in' and paw, paw, paw on her sweet puppies. She actually said something dreamy about 'maybe an experienced older man.'
So, yeah, she's ready."
They went on to tally a whole crew of other women, some of whom they passed on or laughed off.
"Assistant Pastor Hartford's wife Alice? She probably would never, but sweet Jesus she needs it. Oh, that old girl needs it
bad.
What say we work that garden kind of slow and careful. Have to figure how she could get it and not have it be a sin. That one's a puzzle. Could be fun. Lord, I'd love to see old Alice calling out for the holy spirit."
But the first one to come around was the cousin. Maybe curiosity caught the kitty. But it was "Georgia" who was coming over tonight.
Janine came in the door with a blue-eyed blonde young lady who looked like she had just stepped out of a Dutch milk and cheese commercial. High cheekbones and a wide shy smile. Short blonde hair cut in a simple bob. A modest blouse and a short summer skirt. There was a twinkle in her eye like she was playing hooky from school. Maybe in a way she was, or maybe she was out to learn something entirely new, Simon couldn't tell, but he was happy to find out.
He liked the way she came right up and shook his hand, taking some time to look in his eyes, examine his mouth, even a quick glance up and down his body. She seemed pleased by what she saw and almost did a little dance. Nice things jiggled on her body.
While Georgia drank some lemonade he and the two women had a little confab.
"So how is this going to work?"
"Well, I think Janine and I are going to go in the bedroom with Georgia and have a little 'talk' about our experience with our bodies, and men, and maybe women...."
"A talk...?"
"Well, maybe a little demonstration of some of our favorite play things."
"Demonstration... "
"Yes, and we'll see how that goes, and then when, or rather
if
Georgia is ready and willing, we will bring you in to 'illustrate' what a girl might expect from an expert... cunning linguist."
"Clever."
"We thought so. So feel free to hang out; watch something on Flix or amuse yourself in general. Maybe,
may
be if all goes well we can bring you in a little early to watch. Would you like that?"