Two Fridays ago, November 14, 1975, was a really fun day, the memories from which I'm sure will live in my heart and soul forever.
At 5:15 pm in the lobby tavern of the swank William Penn Hotel in downtown Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, I discovered through the sports report on KDKA-TV that I, Travis Rook, from the Ivy League's University of Pennsylvania, was named as the all-purpose back on Time Magazine's 1975 College Football 1st team All-America team.
Then...
At or around 6:00 pm in Room 335 upstairs at the same William Penn Hotel, I had sexual intercourse for the first time in my nearly 20 year old life. My sex partner was the same woman who was standing beside me and cheered with me when we together saw the KDKA-TV sports report.
Crazy.
Yes, I am a college football All-America and I was a virgin, pure as the driven snow, until the woman named Edie Coltan deflowered me early that evening.
So, for close to 45 minutes on my magical Friday afternoon, I was both a college football All-America and a virgin.
Oddly interesting.
It was and is and will always be most unlikely that a young man will be both a college football All-America and a virgin. Sociobiology says the world doesn't work that way. College football All-Americas are well-honed, attractive physical specimens, both by definition and in reality, and are very desirable as mating partners with women. So, we the college football All-Americas will always get great sex, even after feminists of the early 70s dug their heels in the sand for the benefit of their gender, and possibly the detriment of my gender.
Here's why we'll always get great sex: it is sweet irony that since feminists have empowered women to go after anything they desire, such as college degrees, college faculty positions, and college football All-Americas, the sex available to the college football All-America will be better than we the college football All-Americas could have ever imagined.
Those are not my twisted thoughts. They are the learned thoughts of Marilyn Johns, Ph. D. and professor of philosophy at the University of Pennsylvania. Professor John is the smartest person I know, so I believe whatever she writes and says, especially if it involves college football All-Americas getting dynamite sex.
This sex game is now, in 1975, set up in the favor of college football All-Americas. In many respects, all us college football All-Americas have to do is simply stand there and wait for the women of our choice to...and I'll be damned if this is not true...pick us up! In fact, women as the enlightened sexual creatures they are now make it so we would have to go completely out of our way or join a seminary to avoid sex. The probability of that happening is zero, or was zero because I wrecked the curve. Even though I am a well-honed attractive physical specimen with strength and speed enough to be a college football All-America - fleet of foot, just under six feet tall and 180 lbs with broad shoulders, narrow at the hips, and no body fat - I turned out as the lone virgin among all of us virile and vital young men.
So, I didn't join a seminary, but I did go completely out of my way to avoid sex.
More about that later.
That's right. College football All-America, then 45 minutes later I dipped my super-hard cock into Edie's Hot Slot that was incredibly saturated with wetness, like warm gel. I was pleasantly surprised by her warm gel, because I really didn't know what to expect. I guess all women are incredibly saturated with wetness like her. Don't know. Never experienced it. Just read about it. Yet, once my super-hard cock passed Her Threshold - I've read the vulva can be called Her Threshold - she immediately moaned with gutteral passion, "Trevor! Ohhhhh...fuckfuck...yes! Yes! Yes!" Edie got my name wrong, but she was probably right about the orgasm as she indicated because she thrusted her hips wildly, fucking my cock for all it is worth. I have to believe her. I didn't really know, though; I'd never seen or heard or felt a woman come with my dick in said woman.
I couldn't hold back for her any longer, so just a moment later I shot my seed into Edie. That was my first orgasm ever that didn't involve my hand. The entire intercourse experience from dick-dip to first rope took perhaps four point four seconds, right around my best time for the 40 yard dash. That's All-America speed, but with Edie I'll eventually need to slow that down and stay in longer to keep her interested.
The pillow talk after My Sexual Experience No. 1 went something like this:
Edie (with a smile, her head on my chest, and her leg curled up over my thighs) Oh, Travis. Sorry I called you Trevor. And, I meant to tell you: I'm on the pill.
Travis (thinking, with a silent gasp, I fucking forgot about that) That's good, Edie. Sorry I didn't consider that and left it all up to you.
Edie (still smiling, head on my chest, leg still curled up over my thighs) No problem. You're nice. I'm not worried about that. What I'm thinking about is this: Jesus, Travis. Wow! I've never come so quickly and so goddamned hard! Your body...muscles everywhere! Your muscles everywhere rocked my body! And, my mind! You're so handsome! (Edie's inspects my body with her fingertips) I'm so lucky! Oh, my God! All-America! And, what a fuck! You're making this big girl hot and horny again!
Travis (getting hard) Yes. I guess I am.
Edie (head on my chest, leg curled on my thighs, smiling while her hand massages my athletic pectoral) Just please, please give your cock to me again, like really soon. Like before we drive to Morgantown. Promise? God, you have a sexy chest. You're just sexy all over! Big girls like me don't have any opportunities with handsome guys like you. God, I can't believe I'm in bed with you!
Travis (completely erected) Now, Edie! C'mon! Thank you. You flatter me, and I think you're very attractive. I'm happy to be naked with you. You make my cock hard. So, Hot Thing, don't look now, but I'm ready to give my throbbing hard cock to you again, pronto.
Edie (suddenly sitting up, tits in my face, staring at my cock, then placing her hand around the shaft of my cock) Oh, my God! You are ready! And, already ready! And, you're blessed! (she's slowly stroking my cock. It's really throbbing)
Travis (smiling) Okay, I'm blessed. I was bored one afternoon, got my dick hard and measured it. Eight inches. Nothing to write home about.