Thanks, Philippines
My story starts back in the early 80s when I was a young sailor stationed at Subic Bay Naval Station in the Philippines. Before that time I was strictly a ladies' man. If she was pretty, big-breasted with long legs, I was all over her like butter on grits but that was until my first leave.
A couple of my buddies had always talked about the women that were looking for a good time at the dance clubs and I always wanted to take my shot at an Asian beauty, so on my first leave, I headed to the closest club off base. I had been there maybe 5 minutes when I began to understand why my buddies were always bragging about the place. I saw all kinds of beautiful women. Short and big-breasted, tall and big-breasted, skinny and big-breasted, you get the picture.
Anyway, I made my way to one of the clubs that catered to U.S. servicemen and once I was in, paydirt. There were more women there than you could shake a stick at and I planned on doing some shaking. The first girl that I approached, looked at me and laughed. Now, I'm not the best-looking guy but I ain't nothing to laugh at either, so I shook it off and moved on to the next girl. 2 hours passed before I gave up. It seemed that every girl that I approached thought I was a joke or at least that's how it felt. I kept trying for another 30 minutes are so and finally, I gave up.
I was sitting at the bar, getting drunk and feeling sorry for myself when I finally said fuck it and decided to go somewhere that I knew an American could get some Asian ass. I decided that the best place for me to get a happy ending was at a massage parlor that I passed on my way to the club, a place called Sun Ye's.