This one is for the Summer Lovin' Story Contest. Your votes and comments, as always, would be much appreciated. Cheers and stay safe.
I was sitting with my ass glued to the couch, and I was so freaking hot I felt like I was melting. Since my tiny shoebox apartment didn't have air conditioning, all I had was a useless little fan that was doing nothing but blowing warm air in my face.
Too tired to even think about cooking, I had a sandwich and a can of beer sitting in front of me, as I tried to decide if I wanted to watch the news. I tuned in for about a minute, shook my head and turned it off, in no mood to be depressed.
After a long day at school -- where I was back, at the ripe old age of thirty-three, going for my MBA -- and then having to hot foot it to over to my night job in retail for another couple hours, so I'd have a few bucks in my pocket, I needed to unwind.
So, after I'd finished my ham and cheese, I peeled out of my clothes and reached for my lap top.
Once I had it fired up, I started hunting for some porn. Because nothing relaxed me more than jerking off to some hot, buxom babes happily squealing their heads off as they got banged six ways to Sunday.
But I found myself wincing as the gang-bang and anal stuff came up on the screen. It wasn't going to do it for me tonight. Way too hard core. Especially since I knew the girl I'd have in my head, while I beat myself off in my hand, wishing it was her hand wrapped around me, would be my cute little across-the-hall neighbor, Kira. So, I went for something softer, more on the romantic side, so I could envision her shyly grinning up at me as I slipped her out of her clothes, while kissing her pretty mouth.
I remember the day she moved in like it was yesterday. She had a carload of stuff that she was trying to carry up to the top floor of our four story building all by herself. So, naturally I pitched in to give her a hand. And not just because I thought she was adorable and kind of sexy, with all that strawberry-blonde hair curling down her back and those big brown eyes smiling into mine when she thanked me. But I think I would have helped her out whether she was hot or not.
At least I hoped.
After we'd gotten everything unloaded and into her apartment, I invited her over to my place and offered her some dinner, so she wouldn't have to worry about where everything was, just so she could make herself something to eat. And I knew she had to be tired, too. Moving was hard work.
Once we sat down together and I poured us some wine, was I ever glad I invited her over. As we talked over plates of frozen extra cheesy lasagna, that I'd nuked for us, hoping she'd like it, I decided she was smart, and really pretty with those big brown eyes of hers lighting up with amusement as we laughed together. And all capped off with an unruly head of reddish-blonde curls, that I could already imagine running through my hands. By end of the night, I decided she was utterly irresistible.
But now here I sat, hot and alone on my couch tugging away, and watching the guy on the screen part the lady's thighs, getting ready to slam her with his mighty weapon, when a knock on the door nearly stopped my heart. Jesus. What a time to be interrupted, and I was so close to losing it, too.
Since I had a feeling it was Kira, feeling slightly panicked, I let go of my dick, hopped to my feet and went and grabbed my robe off the hook on the bathroom door. But when I tugged it on, with a quick glance around, I realized the stupid belt was missing. When she knocked again, with a roll of my eyes I decided I'd have to just hold it closed, so I could find out what she wanted.
I opened the door, and smiled into those big innocent doe eyes of hers, and said as calmly as I could, "Hey, Kira, how's it going?" Trying to act like everything was cool, and that I hadn't just been chokin' the chicken and getting off on some pretty kinky porn.
Then I noticed the way she was looking down at me -- wide-eyed with her mouth hanging open -- like she'd just seen a ghost. Afraid of what I was going to see, I took a look down at myself, and sure enough my dick was sticking out of the front of my robe, or more accurately my boner, because I was still really fucking hard. I blew out an exasperated breath and shook my head. The little fucker just had to poke its head out to see who was at the door. And if that wasn't humiliating enough, there was a big fat bead of pre-come just oozing out of my slit.
Nice way to impress a lady.
I tugged the front of my robe closed trying to conceal my leaky deal, and told her, "Sorry about that, I was just uh..."
Just what? Wandering around with a hard-on for no good reason?
Kira smirked and tipped her head when she noticed that I'd left my computer on, with the porn flick still playing. And the sound of the woman getting banged, yelling,
"Oh, yes! Fuck me yes! Just like that! Give it to me hard big boy!"
was enough to confirm that she had indeed caught me jerking off to porn.
Definitely not my proudest moment.
My shoulders drooped. Now I had a sinking feeling that instead of her referring to me as Joel, the nice guy from the across the hall, I'd be known as the pervy porn addict, that she'd be trying to avoid.
Fully expecting Kira to turn tail and run, seeing I'd basically just flashed her, she surprised me when she lifted her gaze to meet my mine, and acting like nothing had happened, though her voice sounded a little funny, she just told me why she'd knocked on my door. "Joel, I've got a problem with my fan. It's making a weird noise, and it sounds like it's about to conk out. And I just wondered if you might have a screw driver, so I can open it up and see if something's come loose inside. It's just so hot in my place, and there's no way I'm going out at this time of night to try and look for another one."
"Sure, let me look and I'll see what I've got."
Still clutching the front of my robe to keep it closed, I headed for my hall closet, where I kept stuff like tools; my skates, a soccer ball, a Christmas wreath, as well as a few coats and some extra pairs of shoes and a ton of other crapola that I'd shoved in there over the last year that I'd lived in here.
When I finally found my little blue plastic tool box stuff under my roller blades, on the way back to the door, I walked over to my lap top and turned off the porn flick so we wouldn't have to hear any more of the lady getting plowed.
I had the tool box in my hand, and knew I could have just handed it to her, and left her to figure it out for herself. But there was no way I could do that. So, I said, "How about I come over and take a look at it for you..." When she cocked an eyebrow and her gaze dropped to my crotch, to set her mind at ease, I said, "...
after
I've put some clothes on."
Smirking, she glanced over at my now silent laptop. "Well, if you're not too busy."
I was definitely done jerking off for the night. So I nodded and said, "I'll be over in a minute, okay?"
As I tugged on my jeans and my favorite faded black Foo Fighters t-shirt, I still couldn't believe that I'd literally been caught red-handed getting off on porn, by Kira of all people. And not only had I inadvertently flashed her, but I knew she must have got an earful of what was happening on the screen.