The following story is fiction but it has a slim basis in fact. I once attended a freshman orientation session when a nun made the comment featured below about it being a shame that many undergraduates were making genital to genital contact with each other. The orientation was followed by a beach picnic but nothing like the one described here. Too bad. I wish it had been true. Not only are none of the characters under 18, but none of them even exist, except in my feverished imagination.
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I was so mad at my parents; I didn't even notice that a lot of the girls filing into the auditorium for freshman orientation were pretty well endowed with good looks and taut bodies. No, I was so overwhelmed with anger and bad feelings, that what should have been a highlight of my life—entering college—was looking like the beginning of a nightmare that would last two years if I got my grades up, and four years if I didn't. Yes, here I was stuck away at a religious Catholic college until I got my act together, after which I might be allowed to attend a party school like U Miami or San José.
I don't remember a lot of orientation, but I will always remember the talk we were given by the dean of students, Sister Anne. That's right, Sister, like 'nun,' like Catholic school, like Mass and Confession, and lock the dorm doors at 10:00 on weekdays and 12:00 on Friday and Saturday.
Sister Anne might as well have been brother Sam—flat as a board with a wiry mustache that would have been admired in any barbershop. She began by welcoming us and congratulating us for going to a Catholic institution where our morals would be as important to us as our grades. Brother! She said that previous years had seem some unacceptable behavior but that she was sure we would be able to take advantages of the mistakes others had made to avoid the deadly temptations of being away from home and parents for the first time.
Why, she screamed, did we know that some students actually made genital to mouth contact with each other. Believe you me, there was shocked silence at that; Sister Anne really loved that. You could see it in the triumphant look that passed over her face. Then she leaned forward over the podium and, in a low voice shared a deep secret with us: "Some of them have even made genital to genital contact." Well, she was sure we would be able to avoid that kind of temptation. She stood away from the podium and waved her finger at us: "Remember, children, the body is the house of the soul. Just as you wouldn't want to live in a house that was filled with foul and odorant garbage, neither would you want to sully your soul's house by engaging is wicked sinful acts the like of which turned Lott's wife to salt." Then she leaned forward to share another secret, "I'm sure this word to the wise will be sufficient." We were so shocked we didn't even applaud as we had for the earlier speakers.
Man oh man, I thought. It's even worse than I thought. Sister Anne was followed by the director of student activities. He informed us of all the wonderful activities and clubs we could belong to at St. Chester. Then, saving the best for last, he told us there was going to be a big picnic at the school's beach club and that buses would load at 1:00, immediately after lunch.
No way, I thought. I ate quickly and retreated to my room where I buried myself in a book. It was a hot book and I was thinking I could wank off as soon as the students cleared the dorm. That wasn't to be. The floor representative came by and said, "It's time to get on the bus."
"NO way, dude. I'm not going."
"Ah come on. It's fun. You'll like it."
"Sure, I can drink Kool-Aid with Sister Anne."
"Oh, she won't be there."
"I still would rather stay here and get ready for classes."
"Man, you sure got the wrong idea about this school. You will have absolutely no problem with classes here. If you don't like your grades just talk to the prof.s and they'll change them."
"That's nice. Have a good time." Even as I flipped him off in my mind, I felt a little bad. He actually didn't seem like that bad a guy, but I was in a really deep funk and I planned to enjoy it to the fullest. The floor rep shrugged his shoulders and made himself scarce, but he reappeared with the house master moments later.
"Come on, Fred. Get your gear together. This activity is not optional; besides, you'd really kick yourself when you heard how much fun everybody had."
Oh, well, I thought. But it wasn't without a lot of grumbling that I grabbed a jacket and started out the door.
"You're going to want your swim suit. There's water skiing, wind surfing, and a lot of the kids like to play water basketball."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I get the picture." I grabbed my suit and a towel and put them in my new St. Chester backpack, which my parents bought me at the student store so I would fit in. EeeeHa.
It wasn't until we got to the lake and the girls started shucking their warm-ups that my mood lightened. Most the girls wore bikinis and some of them were quite scanty. No thongs, though. Sister Anne probably covered that in the female student orientation. Still, there was a lot of pulchritude bouncing around the beach and I started to sense possibilities that I hadn't thought existed an hour earlier.
One chick especially caught my attention, maybe because she was bending over, presenting her butt to me as she struggled with some kind of gear bag. Man, I could see the shape of her pussy through the thin material of her suit. I hurried over to offer help
"Can I help you with that bag?"
"Oh, thanks. Yes. Hold the bag." I held on while she pulled on some canvas that was inside."
"What have you got here? I hope it isn't your swim suit."
"It's a sail, silly. I'm already wearing my suit." She looked up at me, caught my grin. "Oh, you know that."
"I didn't know it was a sail, but yeah, I saw you were wearing a suit. Where's your boat?"
"It's in the shed. As soon as I get the mast and wishbone together with the sail, you can help me carry it out, if you like."
"I wouldn't mind, but I'm not that strong."
"Oh, it's light. You'll see."
"That's a boat," I said, looking at what looked all the world like a surfboard.
"It's a wind surfer."
"Way cool, man. You know how to sail it."
"Little bit."
"Little bit?"
Before long the wind surfer was bobbing in the waves at the lake's edge and she easily, it seemed, locked the mast in a socket and took off flying. I mean flying. The board took off like a bat out of hell. In seconds she was just a dot on the horizon, then, before I could decide whether to wait for her to return—yes, I wasn't about to abandon her unless she abandoned me—she came flying back, did a quick 360 degree turn and stepped off in the shallows.
"Little bit?" I asked, sarcastically.
"Well, I won some medals, but I just a beginner, really. Would you like to try?"
"Sure. What do I do?"
"Here, I'll show you". She stepped up on the board and sailed around in a small circle, talking all the way, showing me how moving the mast's angle steered the machine. Showing me how to walk around the mast to turn around. It looked easy. It wasn't. I felt like a clumsy klutz. When I'd fallen off about a million times, I looked up at her. "Are you enjoying this?"
She took pity on me. "It harder than it looks isn't it."
"Are you mad at me, or something?"
"Naw, I just don't get many opportunities to lord it over a guy. I have a mean side."
"Boy, you sure do."
She pulled the bow up on the beach and laid the mast and sail down so the wind couldn't catch it and said, "There's a trainer. You just need to get the knack, then it's easy."
"Now you tell me."
"I'm sorry. Really. I'm not a very nice little girl sometimes."
"Not very little," I smiled as I said it, my eyes fixed on her nice breasts in case my meaning eluded her. "You aren't one of those girls Sister Anne was warning us about."
"Hey, that's not nice."
"Sorry."
She demonstrated again how to steer the boat by moving the mast but it's really difficult to do it and keep your balance at the same time. "No, no, no. Not like that. She grabbed me from behind and steadied me at the same time helping me shift my weight and suddenly I got a sense of how it worked. At the same time, my mast was getting too interested in the feeling of her boobs, which were pressing against my face as she pushed me this way and that to help me balance. I was embarrassed—surely she noticed. If so she didn't say anything. My legs were getting weak and it wasn't just because of the strain of balancing on the wild platform of the trainer.
"Let's try the board again," she said, just when my legs started to tremble.
I stepped off the trainer and then I had to figure what to do next. On the trainer I'd been bent nearly double so my stiffy was sort of hidden in the folds of my suit. But now I was erect in both meanings of the word as my cock stood out like the hour hand at 2:00 O'clock. I quickly grabbed the fold of my suit and pulled it away from my body so my cock bounced against my abdomen and pulled the material tight against it. It still made an unmistakable bulge, but at least it didn't stick out at an angle. I was glad my parents didn't let me buy that bikini. My cock would have been out the top.
"It's hard isn't it?" She said.
I whipped around. "Huh?"
"The trainer—it's hard, isn't it."
"Oh, yeah." Was she grinning? I guess not.