Sometimes harder is best...
"This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you've got to say hey
I'm gonna fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
Fuck Her Gently, Tenacious D
"Harder ... harder ... oh God ... HARDER!"
"Dammit, can't you keep it down Terri."
Penny Cheng hammered on the wall. She wanted to scream herself! It wasn't just having her study interrupted. She'd had to listen to Terri and Mike going at it all afternoon. They'd been at it last night for hours. Worse still, Terri yowling like a bitch in heat had woken her up in the early hours of the morning. She didn't even try to be discrete about what she was doing. Terri was her best friend, they'd been friends since they started High School, but honestly, this was waaaay too much. She had an assignment to hand in on Monday. She was doing her best to fine tune and polish it. With all this noise, it was impossible for her to stay focused on her work.
"Harder ... harder ... fuck me harder ... oohhhhh ... ohh yes yes yes ... Oohhh Jesussssss ... ohhh Jesusss fuck me hard ..."
Terri's voice carried clearly into Penny's bedroom. She wasn't calling on the Lord in vain either. Her bed squeaked even more noisily than she did. Squeaked and groaned and thumped with increasing vigor against the wall. In a less than musical duet with her bed, Terri moaned and cried out and wailed and begged. All too audibly. Penny didn't need to imagine what was happening.
She had the soundtrack.
On full volume.
Sighing, she rolled her chair back from her desk and walked out to the kitchen. If she couldn't study, she'd make some noodles. Terri and Mike would be heading out to party soon, she could eat now and study after they left. After those distracting noises ended.
It wasn't like it was the first time she'd hammered on the wall. She'd talked to Terri about the noise before. Before? She'd brought it up with Terri any number of times over the last few weeks. She'd listened to Terri and one guy or another going at it in the other bedroom at all hours of the night from almost the first week they'd moved into the apartment. At the moment the guy was Mike. Who was, she had to admit, pretty hunky.
Since Terri had started dating him, she'd fantasized once or twice about Mike herself. It was hard not to when Terri was having one of those "mind-blowing orgasms" as she so fondly called them, only a few feet away. Especially for someone who'd more or less decided not to have sex until she met the "one". Mind you, when she started college back in September, she hadn't exactly expected
"the one"
to take quite so long to find her. It wasn't that she was averse to sex. But unlike Terri, she wasn't going out and actively searching for it either. It wasn't like she was in a hurry.
"Yes ... yes ... harder ... fuck me harder ... do it do it do it ... ooohhh yeaaaahhh ... do me ... do me ... oh god yeeeeeesssss..."
Not like Terri seemed to be.
Although when she'd left home and headed off to college, Penny had faithfully promised her Mom and Dad she'd work hard and behave, be a good girl, not party. She'd meant it to. Which didn't mean she wouldn't with the right guy. Someone she loved. Okay, maybe just liked a lot. After all, she WAS a good girl. She'd even joined a Bible Study Group as soon as she started college. She'd attended religiously.
"Ooohhhhhh Jeeeesuusssss Jeeesuussss Jeeeessssuuuusssss ..."
Although Penny's idea of religion seemed to differ somewhat from Terri's.
Penny's Mom had been so serious, so concerned for her. God knows her Mom and Dad had worked hard to get together the money to send her off to College. It wasn't like they were wealthy or anything. Her Mom had always been so adamant about the family plans for Penny - go to college, study hard, get a good degree, find a good job, meet someone who was good husband material, preferably Chinese. Then get married, have a family, all the stuff Chinese parents expected from a girl.