All characters are over the age of 18.
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"Sandious! Jabber-talking, slack-jawed, lemmings. The lot of you be silent!"
I sling a stone across the short distance at the queued retches. Standing on the ebony pier into the murk that is the river Styx, the gathered crowd of regret-squalling, tear-burbling, religious-postulating souls finally goes silent, when and only when my stone clips one of them in the head and he pitches into the river. Whatever lurks under those tepid waters, swirls up hungrily. I know not what it is, nor am I inclined to seek that answer. But it...or they, swarm over the fallen object lesson to my ire and frothy red the dark waters boil.
And of course, that starts the screaming again.
"Mordious. Pocapdedious!"
Leaping to my feet, I pull my rapier and stalk towards the huddle mass of the naked souls. I set the steel point into a half dozen posteriors, making them jump out my way, till I'm standing in the very middle of them.
"Listen to me, you retched bags of pus! I have had enough of your caterwauling about how this isn't the afterlife you were expecting. Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news to the lot of you...fine, upstanding, not-doubt loved in life and missed in death...people. But...YOU! ARE! FUCKING! DEAD!"
Snarling, I run my rapier through one of them. Through her left tit! I don't do it to be cruel but just to be sure I have their attention. She falls screaming to the muddy ground, clutching at the bloody mammary. I lean down, and after a moment, smile at her.
"Hurt? Yes? Tell me, why aren't you dieing? I just drove two foot of steel through your nipple and then straight through your heart." I hold out my hand, and before she can stop me, catch her by the hair, and pull her to her feet. I use that tangle of golden locks to direct her. "See? You are all fucking dead. Cold-corpse dead! Your time to make decisions, to complain about the way that the world has done you poorly...is over! Now, I want you plebeians to stand over here quietly, till your slimy boat to the...afterlife...appears."
"Turn her lose."
With a grin, I look towards the voice. A man. A tall man, nicely formed. Dark of hair. A chest sculpted with a craftsman's level of precision, marred or enhanced by a trail of ebony hairs running down to a well-formed cock. He has about him the air of a man used to being the most dangerous person in a crowd.
"I said, turn her lose!" he demands.
"Oh, I heard you." With a grin, I send her spinning off the pier and into the Stygian waters.
"NO! Don't! Gagck!"
The point of my rapier went through the underside of his chin easily. Like a blade into water, it slid into his bared soul. When he opens his mouth to scream I see that I have penned his tongue to the roof of his mouth.
"Just because you can not die...does not mean I can not make you wish that you could." I look over my shoulder when I hear Charon's oar splash into the water at the end of the pier. The Ferryman is giving me a look of warning, I sneer in reply. Like the stick marionettes I played with as a child, I walk this fool I have impaled to his awaiting craft. "Here, I would hate for your to miss your chance at heaven."
Ripping free my sword, I spin him by his shoulder when he grabs at the wound. Planting my boot upon his arse, I send him a tumble into the rancid craft to land in a whimpering pile at Charon's feet.