I had to pick up a couple of things at the mall. My older brother was going there as well so I hitched a ride with him. Crappy driver and even crappier car, but it beats walking. And I should talk. My own crappy car was the reason I needed to get a ride in the first place.
We each got our separate bits and pieces and then we headed on home. At least, that's where I thought we were headed. Instead of heading home we went to Mike's place. Mike's a mate of my brother. He OK, I guess. One thing he does have is a very superior girlfriend. Karen is hot. H. O. T. Hot. Blonde, breasts out to there and legs that won't quit. Older than me, so probably doesn't even realize I exist. I didn't mind stopping past Mike's place because the chances are good that Karen would be there and she's always worth seeing.
When we pulled into Mike's driveway he came rushing out and slipped into the back seat.
"Listen, mate, you'll need to be prepared for a quick take off when I come out," Mike babbled. "I haven't broken the news to Karen yet that I'm going to the races for the day. She's going to go spare when she finds out. I figure I'll just duck in, tell her, and come out running."
"She's got you scared rigid, hasn't she," said my brother with a laugh.
"Yeah, well she's got a wicked tongue when she gets upset. Anyway, I'd better go and break the news to her."
"I've got a better idea," said my brother. "I was going to drop Joey here and let him walk, so he can break the news to Karen while we take off."
So you were going to dump me here anyway. Oh thank you so much, brother. Still, it was only half a mile home, so the walk wouldn't kill me. Resignedly I got out of the car, making sure I had my purchases stuffed in my pockets.
"Fine. I'll tell Karen you've gone out for the day. What time should I tell her you'll be home?"
Mike and my brother looked at each other and shrugged.
"Probably be better to be a bit vague about that," said Mike. "We'll be back when we're back."
This, I assumed, meant they'd be going to the pub after the races.
My brother and Mike departed in a cloud of smoke. Man, he's got to get those rings fixed or they'd put him off the road. I wandered over to Mike's door, knocked and barged on in.
"Ah, Karen," I called. "It's Joe. Mike wanted me to tell you that's he's gone to the races. He's not sure when he'll be back."
There was a muffled shriek of fury and then Karen came barrelling out of a room, moving towards me in a hurry.
"Get out of my way, you little worm," she snarled. "I'm going to kill him. He knows I had plans for today."
Little worm was a bit rich. I might be a couple of years younger than Mike and my brother but I'm bigger than both of them. I work as a carpenter and I've got muscles laid on. I didn't get out of Karen's road. Rather I made sure I was in it before she went charging outside.
"Ah, slow down, Karen," I said, speaking firmly, or trying to anyway. "They've already gone, leaving me to tell you and then walk home. And I strongly advice you not to run outside to hurl abuse after them."
"Why not?" she hissed, trying to dodge around me. "Will you get out of my way?"
"No," I said bluntly. "In case you hadn't noticed, if you go charging outside you'll be giving the neighbours a real eyeful. You're naked."
She was, too. Gloriously, beautifully naked. Her firm white breasts were bobbing up and down in a very interesting manner as she practically danced on the spot in her fury. She also shaved her mound, I noticed, and I couldn't help wondering what it felt like. Sensational when dressed, but naked and angry? Wow.
She blinked, still looking for a way past me, then what I'd said sank in. She gave a gasp of horror, trying to cover bouncing boobs with one hand and nicely shaved mons with the other. She blushed bright red, said blush probably matching the blush on my face as I tried not to ogle her lovely form.
"Haven't you something better to do than sneak around looking at naked women," she flared.
"Hey, your idiocy isn't my fault," I snapped back resentfully. "I was just passing on a message. I didn't tell you to come charging out starkers."
"It's my own house. I'm allowed to be naked in it," she snapped right back.
"Then be naked. I don't care. Just don't blame me if you start flashing visitors. I called out my name, so you knew it wasn't Mike out here."
Karen had given up trying to hide her charms as a bad job and just relaxed. Or at least, relaxed as much as a young naked woman could relax while glaring at an unwanted visitor. The fact that she now had her hands on her hips was playing havoc with my libido. Truth to tell, when she came charging out naked my cock had snapped erect so fast I wouldn't have been surprised if it had snapped off.
Her blush had faded. I suppose she was used to Mike seeing her naked so the odd stranger wouldn't bother her too much. Not that I was really a stranger. She did know me, and I could see recognition dawning.
"You're Joey, Adam's little brother. Tell me Joey, when they sent you in to do their dirty work, did they happen to mention what time Mike would be back?"
"Ah, no. Just that he'll be back when he's back, sort of thing."
