I wrote in Nightime Disturbance the true story of how my virginity was taken back in the late 1980's. If you want to hear how I returned the favour to a most eager participant read on...
I had assumed after popping my cherry the sexual floodgates would open. However, in the five months since the holiday there had not even been a trickle.
The floodgates would definitely remain closed, I thought to myself, as I sat in a pub staring into an empty glass accompanied by my friends Mark, Andy and Rob who were talking their usual shit.
'Ere Rob, there's Michelle over there, she's well fit,' commented Mark.
'Well go over and talk to her then,' replied Rob, adding, 'you can get the beers in while you're at it, it's your round.'
'Give me a hand with the drinks then,' said Mark as he got up and was followed by Rob.
Michelle was a friend of Rob's sister, so Rob knew her quite well, however she was very pretty and nice with it so well out of Mark's league. Mark talked endlessly about her, but never did anything about it.
They had both been gone a while so I turned round and saw that surprisingly Mark and Rob were at Michelle's table chatting to her. Apart from Michelle there were a couple of other girls, one of them Lisa, was Rob's next door neighbour.
Andy and I eventually went over to join them. It was booth amusing and rather painful to witness first hand Mark's attempts to chat up Michelle. This was personified when Michelle and Lisa left the table to go to the toilet and Mark proclaimed, 'she's absolutely begging for it.'
This was clearly heard by the other girls so it was no real surprise when they all left soon after.
I thought nothing of the above until a week or so later when the four of us were down the same pub. I was up at the bar getting the drinks in whilst Mark seemed to be badgering Rob about something. Whatever it was he clearly got what he wanted as could be heard by his childish snigger.
When I returned with the drinks, Mark had this stupid grin on his face and accompanied by Andy walked over to the payphone.
'What are those two up to?'
'You remember Lisa from the other night?'
I nodded to Rob.
'Well, I gave Mark her number.'
'Why?'
'I don't know he kept going on about it.'
After about a minute Mark still on the payphone called me over.
'What is it?'
'It's Lisa, she wants to talk to you.'
Reluctantly I took hold of the phone, 'ere hello.'
'Hi Steve.'
The tone of her voice was expectant. Mark smirked as he read my face, and whispering in my ear, 'I said you'd go out with her.'
I grimaced, I didn't know Lisa too well, but what I did know about her was not very appealing. Whilst she was the same age as me she seemed a bit immature and opinionated, in fact her and Mark would have made an ideal couple. Also, I didn't think she was the most attractive girl in the world either as I recalled from last week, her wild cork-screw hair and large round glasses coupled with an oversize jumper which made her enormous.
'You alright?' It was the first thing I could think of.
'Was Mark just mucking about?'
I didn't want to hurt her feelings, 'not really.'
'So do you want to come out for a drink?'
I was both shocked and surprised at her keenness, 'ere I suppose.'
'You don't sound sure.'
'No, no.'
'Next Friday okay?'
'Yeah,' I didn't have time to suggest a venue as Lisa declared
'Meet me at the Windmill, 8.30, oh and what's your number?'
I gave her my home number. However I was tempted to leave it a few days and to make some excuse, but she did seem keen, worryingly keen. I didn't have much time to think any further as the talk got onto other things.
The Windmill was the pub nearest to Lisa's house, a fairly boring estate pub which required a bus journey on my part. I arrived at the pub just before the prearranged time and got myself a drink and went to a table near the main entrance. I really didn't want to be there as I recalled what Lisa looked like, but then I thought it would be too cruel to not to turn up. I looked at my watch 8.27pm and scanned the pub hoping there was nobody inside who might recognise me.
A few minutes passed and then at 8.30pm exactly a girl walked into the pub. It took me a moment to realise it was Lisa. Instead of the baggy jumper she wore a light cardigan over a pale purple dress which made her look a lot slimmer, her hair was tied back and she'd ditched the glasses.
'Lisa,' I called out.
She turned round to me, smiled and walked over, 'can I get you a drink?' was the first thing I said. In hindsight it should have been to compliment her on how she looked.
I went to the bar and bought her a lager.
'I didn't think you'd come,' was the first thing she said as I sat down with her drink.
I didn't know what to say, but I knew what to think, that comment smelt of an almost certain desperation. Instead I just smiled.
We then talked or more accurately Lisa talked, it was about all sorts, her brother, what she had done that day, the music that was in the charts and what was on the television.
Somehow the conversation got onto the subject of Rob and why he didn't go on the holiday, 'I'm so glad he didn't and I ended up going instead of him.'
'Mark said last week all the fun you guys had.'
'Fun?'
'With girls and stuff, remember, he said there were these girls from Birmingham.'
I shook my head, 'there were no girls from Birmingham or anywhere else.'
'So why were you so glad you went instead of Rob?'
I blushed slightly as I explained, 'I ended up seeing this girl while I was there and so didn't really see much of Mark during the whole holiday.'
'Oh,' she paused.
'Actually I have Mark to thank for that, she worked on the holiday camp and Mark was very rude to her friend. I later apologised for Mark's behaviour and later still I met her and her friend by chance at a bar and we hit it off from there.'
I watched as she toyed with the beer matt as if trying to decide what to say, 'Mark said on the phone you were a bit nervous around women and I thought ...'
I shook my head, 'well I might be a bit nervous, but definitely not the other.' I tried to gage her reaction but instead she just appeared to be taking everything in, I decided to turn the knife in, 'if anyone's a bit nervous, around women, as you say, then it's Mark.'
'You mean Mark's a virgin?'
I nodded.
'That's what Michelle said but I didn't believe her.'
'She's obviously very perceptive.'
'And pretty, all the boys fancy her.'
'She is but ...' I paused as I watched Lisa take off her cardigan and for the first time I noticed the swell of her breasts and the beginning of a very nice cleavage.
'But...' she interjected.
I had completely forgotten what I had said, 'sorry.'
'You were talking about Michelle.'
'Oh yeah,' I stumbled as I tried to attempt to say something and ignore the thoughts inside my head which centred on Lisa's tits. 'Well, she's got a boyfriend.'
'So if she didn't have a boyfriend, would you be interested?'
She had leant forward slightly, just far enough that I could get a peek down the front of her dress and my cock began to stiffen.
'Not really, she's not my type.'
'What sort of girls do you like then?'