These true events occurred at the start of the Christmas holidays after my first term at university. They centre on Lisa the girls cherry I popped the previous summer. You will see she clearly leant a lot in her first term at university. These events occurred over 25 years ago hence no cell phones etc. Enjoy - Steve.
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It was a Friday night on my first day back home after my first term at university. I was at the Windmill pub and hadn't intended to go out as I had to start a Christmas job at 7.00am the next day. My friend Mark had other ideas and earlier telephoned me at my parent's house badgering me to go out with him for a drink.
'So how many girls you fucked at university then?'
'Ere well...'
'If it was me it would be hundreds.'
I was tempted to explain to Mark that as a term only lasts for ten weeks, in the highly unlikely event he could fuck a girl a day that would only equate to seventy and not the "hundreds" he had implied. However, in deference to Mark he had watched a pirated copy of "University Sex Explosion." The sordid video-tape contained a bunch of forty something male porn stars pretending to be university students, each one had multiple sex with women who were of student age. Mark being unable to separate fact from fiction genuinely believed this sort of thing went on at university.
Poor old Mark was never going to go to university; he had left school at 16 and gone to work for a local gardening company. Mark quickly dispensed with asking me about university and instead started talking his favourite subject himself and his amazing sex life.
'Yeah did I tell you what happened the other day.'
'No Mark.'
'Yeah, well there was this...'
'It's not the story about that older woman and her neglected bush is it?'
'No.'
'Twin sisters?'
'No you cunt, are you taking the piss?'
'No of course not, please do tell.'
'Well there was this like, mother and daughter, and I was doing their garden and the mother's like sunbathing, topless like, I was staring at her, she wanted it, her cunt was dripping wet. So I'm staring at her from a distance...'
I gave an exaggerated yawn. If he going to make up stories he had to at least make them credible, who on earth sunbathes in England in December?
'Yeah, and then I feel these hands slide up my trousers and it's like her daughter looking at me, then she squeezes my cock through my trousers. "Oh you're so big," she moans. "Yeah I know," I tell her. Then she unzips me takes my cock her hand, I'm really hard at this point.'
'Yeah obviously,' I replied just going through the motions. I looked round the pub hoping I would spot someone else who I could talk to. It was reasonably busy and decked out with cheap Christmas decorations. Meanwhile Mark continued...
'Then she takes me in her...'
'Surprise!' A female voice in my ear.
Fuck, what's going on, the room's gone black. It takes a split second to realise someone's put their hands over my eyes blinding me. The hands are soft, warm with a smell of tobacco as I try to think of any girls I know who smoke.
"Who is it?" I was tempted to ask but before I can, the hands are released and the stranger walks round in front of me.
'Hi Steve,' she flashes me a smile.
She looks really familiar like I should know instantly who she is, it's strange, and I think I do but I don't. It's the pub the Windmill, where I am sat with Mark that's the clue, as I say 'Lisa.'
She smiles nods, before stating, 'yeah...' in a sort of shagged out transatlantic drawl.
'Sorry I...' she had seriously lost allot of weight, her hair was much shorter and straighter. Also, Lisa had totally lost the desperate, "I can't believe you might even consider having sex with me," look. Instead it was a confident, "I will fuck whoever I want to."
She held my gaze staring into my eyes, as I recalled the last time I had stared into them was just after I had shot a load of cum into her unprotected womb. I was forced to say, 'you you look really different.'
'Yeah,' as she slid her hand down her flat stomach, 'there's not so much of me now.'
I just nodded as she lit a cigarette.
'Cigarettes,' as she puffed out a plume of smoke, 'red wine and sex.'
'Sorry?'
'My diet.'
I was somewhat aghast by her change in appearance and personality as she turned to Mark, 'so.'
'So?'
'Let's hear the rest of your story.'
'Story.'
'Yeah, what you were telling Steve, we got to where she had your cock in her hand, did she blow you? I bet she did, me, I love the taste of cum.'
Lisa looked at me, and then put on this deliberate confused face before pronouncing, 'oh Steve I didn't swallow with you did I?'
I was totally shocked that she could be so open about our night together where I took her virginity. Although I don't think I was as shocked as Mark as Lisa edged closer to him, and said, 'he's really good you know.'
'What?'
'At eating pussy, in fact he's almost as good as a girl!' Lisa then gave a huge throaty laugh to Mark's incredulous look.
And with that she was off down to the far end of the pub.
Mark's reaction was strange, he sort of sat there for about five minutes taking small sips from his drink and crunching on his packet of crisps. Eventually I asked, 'you alright?'
'Yeah,' before he spluttered, 'did you shag it then?'
'I can't tell you that.'
Mark took another sip of his drink, 'you never did tell us what happened that night you went out with a drink with her.'
'No I didn't did I?'
'Well she seems to think you shagged her, dirty slag.'
'What do you mean?'
'Her.'
I chuckled, 'are you just pissed off?'
'What do you mean?'
'Well, when she was carrying a few more pounds I heard a rumour she fancied you.'
'No that's bollocks.'
'So you wouldn't?'
'Wouldn't what?'
'Shag her.'
Mark looked at her down the other end of the pub, 'nah, I have much better offers all the time at work.'
'Oh really,' I replied dismissively.
We continued the rest of our drink not much was spoken, I said I was back at the supermarket where I had worked on the summer starting tomorrow. A couple of other people came and went. It was towards the end of the evening when I caught Lisa's eye, she was still at the other end of the pub with some friends. I recognised most of them from school but didn't really know them all that well.
'Shall we go over?' I said to Mark motioning in the direction of Lisa and her friends.
'Why?'
'To be sociable, it is nearly Christmas.' Mark said something but I ignored him and got up walked the short distance to where Lisa was, 'hi you alright?'
'Good thanks.'
'How's uni?'
She smiled, 'good, lots of new people,' she lowered her voice and looked at me seductively, 'and new experiences.'
'I see.'
'I don't think you do.'
'Sorry.'
She looked around, 'with you, it was the best.'
'Really?'
'Yeah, I've had crap sex,' she then raised her voice enough for her friends to hear, 'like really, really crap sex, like he cums before he's even properly inside you.'
'Okay,' I said hoping she would quieten down a bit. It was at this juncture Mark wondered over.
'Mark,' greeted Lisa.
Mark grunted a response.